As part of my 'Here to Help' initiative, I do - from time to time - help out some of my readers who request my assistance in life-or-death matters.
This is not one of those.
I got an email from Amy at Madame Menu who is apparently a fan of my spam email replies.
Amy received a wonderful spam email and wanted me to reply to it for her.
Here is the spam she received:
This one kind of pissed me off a bit because I get the whole "I'm dying" bullshit part of the scam, but to use breast cancer as your exploited disease of choice is pretty shitty, even for Nigerian pirates pretending to be Irish nuns or something.
I think I just came up with my next Halloween costume.
I gave this to Amy to use as the response for the spam email:
Then Amy sent it but no reply as of yet.
We probably shouldn't have waited two weeks to reply to it.
I think we missed our death window.