Shelf Elf Kama Sutra | Mental Poo

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Shelf Elf Kama Sutra


Each of my kids has a friggin 'Shelf Elf' which is annoying in itself..but...

Well...

This is what happens when I'm forced to take vacation time and I have absolutely not a thing to do for the entire week:

I put the Shelf Elves into positions from the Kama Sutra which is an ancient book of positions that you can get at any sex store.

Not that I'd know that.

Enjoy.








Okay. That elf on the bottom is looking pretty effing happy at this point.




Side note: Most wrapping paper is not washable.

Carry on.









Have a very Merry Christmas.

It certainly looks like these elves are going to.

For all you sick elf-positioning people like myself, you can find Kama Sutra and similar books and adult toys that may or may not include posable Christmas figurines over at Eden Fantasys.

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18 comments:

DogsOnDrugs.com said...

I hope they're using protection. You don't need more of those fucking things around.

Ducky said...

Disturbingly hysterical especially given that they are so androgynous looking.

Anonymous said...

They both look pretty happy!

jack mehoff said...

@ dogsondrugs: i'm pretty sure theyre like gremlins, dont get em wet....well at least not with water anyway. lube is fine.

PISSED said...

HAHHAHA ! Good use for those :)

Eva Gallant said...

You need to go back to work....immediately!!!

Knight said...

2 Things.

1) How did you pick which one was the receiver?

2) This post made me feel pretty good about my sex life. Thanks!

meleah rebeccah said...

I am so hysterical laughing right now. OMFG!! Ahahahahahhahaha

Toe said...

They're so much more entertaining than the actual Kama Sutra pictures.

Vicky said...

Well at least they have big smiles on their faces!

Coffeypot said...

Elf's are gay???

Katherine said...

This is your best post EVER! I am DYING!

So. Cal. Gal said...

Thanks for the ideas. Now I don't have to buy the book.

Katsidhe said...

And those little fucks have the nerve to go tattle to Santa about ME?!?!?

Peggy Sue Brister said...

PHUCKING HILARIOUS. You are such a pervert. =)

Mich said...

I'm going to nightmares about Elf on the Shelf kama sutra for YEARS.

Pearl said...

Elves. Who knew?!

Pearl

Zan said...

omg this post is still hilarious a year later...

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