Each of my kids has a friggin 'Shelf Elf' which is annoying in itself..but...
This is what happens when I'm forced to take vacation time and I have absolutely not a thing to do for the entire week:
I put the Shelf Elves into positions from the Kama Sutra which is an ancient book of positions that you can get at any sex store.
Not that I'd know that.
Okay. That elf on the bottom is looking pretty effing happy at this point.
Side note: Most wrapping paper is not washable.
Have a very Merry Christmas.
It certainly looks like these elves are going to.
For all you sick elf-positioning people like myself, you can find Kama Sutra and similar books and adult toys that may or may not include posable Christmas figurines over at Eden Fantasys.
This post was sponsored by EdenFantasys.com.