Each of my kids has a friggin 'Shelf Elf' which is annoying in itself..but...
Well...
This is what happens when I'm forced to take vacation time and I have absolutely not a thing to do for the entire week:
I put the Shelf Elves into positions from the Kama Sutra which is an ancient book of positions that you can get at any sex store.
Not that I'd know that.
Enjoy.
Okay. That elf on the bottom is looking pretty effing happy at this point.
Side note: Most wrapping paper is not washable.
Carry on.
Have a very Merry Christmas.
It certainly looks like these elves are going to.
For all you sick elf-positioning people like myself, you can find Kama Sutra and similar books and adult toys that may or may not include posable Christmas figurines over at Eden Fantasys.
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18 comments:
I hope they're using protection. You don't need more of those fucking things around.
Disturbingly hysterical especially given that they are so androgynous looking.
They both look pretty happy!
@ dogsondrugs: i'm pretty sure theyre like gremlins, dont get em wet....well at least not with water anyway. lube is fine.
HAHHAHA ! Good use for those :)
You need to go back to work....immediately!!!
2 Things.
1) How did you pick which one was the receiver?
2) This post made me feel pretty good about my sex life. Thanks!
I am so hysterical laughing right now. OMFG!! Ahahahahahhahaha
They're so much more entertaining than the actual Kama Sutra pictures.
Well at least they have big smiles on their faces!
Elf's are gay???
This is your best post EVER! I am DYING!
Thanks for the ideas. Now I don't have to buy the book.
And those little fucks have the nerve to go tattle to Santa about ME?!?!?
PHUCKING HILARIOUS. You are such a pervert. =)
I'm going to nightmares about Elf on the Shelf kama sutra for YEARS.
Elves. Who knew?!
Pearl
omg this post is still hilarious a year later...
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