Some more dirty conversations - you may never look at 'stocking stuffers' quite the same again | Mental Poo

Monday, February 04, 2013

Some more dirty conversations - you may never look at 'stocking stuffers' quite the same again

So every once in a while I will go ahead and write a post for EdenFantasys which is an online sex store that sells toys and games and dice and - for some reason - books...because nothing says "LET'S GET OUR FREAK ON" like "please turn to chapter 3, the ins and outs of butt plugs."

Truer words? Never spoken.

Of course they have a Twitter account and a Facebook page so I'm all up in that but every once in a while we'll engage in some serious conversations about nookie and stuff about nookie and sometimes how our pets are involved in all this tomfoolery.

I may need professional help.

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So there you go.

So if you're out of ideas on what to stick into an orifice or what is the best way to muffle your partner during sex or, you know, put your penis in some weird battery operated thing that looks like it belongs in a horror movie starring Kevin Bacon, you can buy all that stuff and more right here.

You're welcome, world. Now go get your freak on.

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This post was sponsored by EdenFantasys.com.

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