Comments on Mental Poo: She's Once, Twice, Three Times a Lady....Bug.

Suddenly my whole attitude towards lady bugs has c...

2010-01-08T16:43:26.216-05:00

Suddenly my whole attitude towards lady bugs has changed. I...well...well, damn.

So, I was going to follow you anyway, because your...

2009-12-22T01:35:24.834-05:00

So, I was going to follow you anyway, because your blog is hilarious. And then at the bottom of a post I saw a link to this one. Anyone who does a ladybug post is a-ok in my book.

territerri: Shit. This is like the day Kennedy wa...

2009-11-06T07:29:11.371-05:00

territerri: Shit.

This is like the day Kennedy was assassinated, or when Lennon was shot or when Britney Spears showed up bald.

I'll never forget it.

Mars: How can an anal sex post that includes a healthy vegetable be gay? Unless you were thinking about guys when you were reading it...which is probably your point.

On a related note: Can't argue with you on this post, though.

That was gayer then your celery post.

2009-11-06T02:14:13.378-05:00

That was gayer then your celery post.

I hate to break it to you, but on Tuesday night, t...

2009-11-05T15:10:38.514-05:00

I hate to break it to you, but on Tuesday night, the cleaning crew was busy doing their nightly cleaning in the conference room. One of the crew members was a Coccinellidaephobic and she blasted Lucy with her Lysol. Poor Lucy's lungs couldn't take the poisonous fumes. She fought the good fight, but it was all in vain. She soon was flushed... I mean flew off to ladybug heaven.

I'm sorry. Someone had to be honest with you.

mnmtatgirl: Dude..relax. Ladybugs. Just. Ladybugs...

2009-11-05T06:40:45.023-05:00

mnmtatgirl: Dude..relax. Ladybugs.

Just. Ladybugs.

Meleah: Good luck! We're all pulling for you.

Literally.

Steam Me Up: I found the Ronald McDonald one strangely appropriate. I have no idea why.

surveygirl: No woman has ever said that to me before.

Malach: I don't know what that means but WOOHOO!

Philippia: More like related to Jimmy Topaz.

OMG, are you related to Neil Diamond?

2009-11-04T22:43:45.138-05:00

OMG, are you related to Neil Diamond?

You had your ladybug? I HAD AN ENTIRE WOMEN'S CEN...

2009-11-04T21:10:49.537-05:00

You had your ladybug? I HAD AN ENTIRE WOMEN'S CENTER AT MY BECKONING CALL TODAY!

very impressive Mooog...

2009-11-04T16:48:06.922-05:00

very impressive Mooog...

Your choices of images in that montage are just pe...

2009-11-04T12:43:48.482-05:00

Your choices of images in that montage are just perfection. Especially Sad Ronald and the mushroom cloud. Tipping my hat to you.

I am CRYING laughing. This is so HILARIOUS...that ...

2009-11-04T11:56:22.102-05:00

I am CRYING laughing. This is so HILARIOUS...that I just have to post this every where I can on the internet!

Right now there are thousands of dead fucking lady...

2009-11-04T11:53:56.915-05:00

Right now there are thousands of dead fucking ladybugs all over my damn house. And come February, there will be thousands of live ladyfucking bugs around my house trying to escape. I will lose an hour or so of my life for two damn weeks vacuuming up their carcasses. DO you know they spit blood or something when they die and stick to whatever surface they perish on? It's gross and it stains. And you are trying to save them- and fucking name one???.... I have white powder crap all over every entrance to my house trying to kill them all... KILL THEM ALL.
And they do bite... they are total useless fuckers.

Josh: You used to sing romantic ballads to ladybug...

2009-11-04T11:21:51.464-05:00

Josh: You used to sing romantic ballads to ladybugs?

Dude. You're fucked.

Miss.Chief: Role playing with you must be awesome.

Roger: If by 'viral' you mean '71' hits, then yes...it's gone viral.

Bird Shit: Don't forget to post it to Youporn...I mean, um, Youtube!

Leigh: Thank you. You DO mean me, right?

Ginger: I think Bird Shit is beating you to the dance thing.

I SENSE A CATFIGHT!!

Jen: Ha. You said 'get into' a job about masturbation.

Nicely done.

Also..LADYBUGS BITE?!? How small ARE you?!

Love the video! I'm also intrigued by the whole ma...

2009-11-04T10:54:57.137-05:00

Love the video! I'm also intrigued by the whole masturbation for pay idea. I could seriously really get into a job like that. I'm not really sure what that has to do with lady bugs but nothing ever makes a whole lot of sense here since I usually read you in the morning before I have started to drink. The last lady bug I saw bit me so I crushed her myself, Bitch!

if i were that lady bug i may have just sacrificed...

2009-11-04T10:45:05.523-05:00

if i were that lady bug i may have just sacrificed myself to the spider or some other wild animal after what i had just gone through. i would also like to make an interpretive dance to that song... i don't know why. i just have the urge.

amazing.

2009-11-04T10:14:02.448-05:00

amazing.

Totally going to put a dance routine with that son...

2009-11-04T09:53:06.855-05:00

Totally going to put a dance routine with that song. Something sexy like an interpretive dance.

Is that Ernie Wong sitting next to you in the meet...

2009-11-04T09:20:03.871-05:00

Is that Ernie Wong sitting next to you in the meeting?

Dude, this video will go viral and you will have record contract in 2 weeks.

I have those ladybug boots, but I'm too ashamed to...

2009-11-04T08:56:59.171-05:00

I have those ladybug boots, but I'm too ashamed to wear them.

Reminds me of the shit I used to do in meetings......

2009-11-04T08:28:48.520-05:00

Reminds me of the shit I used to do in meetings...until I started leading the meetings. Promotions without pay suck.

-Joshua

Ann's Rants: I think I'd know a female ladybug whe...

2009-11-04T07:31:32.893-05:00

Ann's Rants: I think I'd know a female ladybug when I see one.

Maybe not.

Shit.

MikeWJ: TOLD YOU. Also, let me know how that pay-for-spray thing works..I'd be a friggin' Billionaire by now.

justjp: That's brilliant!! Where do I get a secretary?

Peach: I KNOW. The fuck?

Kys: I think that's a pretty safe assumption, yes.

Mike: The dog farts bring tears to your eyes? Might want to not have your face so close up in there. I know it will be tough, but you can do it.

Malach: YES! Who?

L: OMG I should have done it to that Sting song. Sonofabitch.

Did someone say sequel?

Josh: True poetry. It's really bad, but I guess it still counts as poetry.

If you love something - set it free If it's a beet...

2009-11-04T07:16:14.654-05:00

If you love something - set it free
If it's a beetle - let it be.

I really love your version of what happens when yo...

2009-11-03T21:17:18.655-05:00

I really love your version of what happens when you set something you love free...the whole getting eaten by the spiders and shit. It's much more realistic. Great song, BTW...well, sort of. (Still laughing over here.)

Your like a modern day Gordon Lightfoot

2009-11-03T20:39:32.489-05:00

Your like a modern day Gordon Lightfoot

That song brought a tear to my eye. No wait, that...

2009-11-03T19:57:42.939-05:00

That song brought a tear to my eye.

No wait, that was the dog farting.

Never mind.