tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post1306558255755077092..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Dear Santa...you may be gutted.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79508510820843334242007-12-27T10:45:00.000-05:002007-12-27T10:45:00.000-05:00Haha, what a nice letter! LOLMoooog, I like your "...Haha, what a nice letter! LOL<BR/><BR/>Moooog, I like your "sharp tongue" :)) <BR/><BR/>And thanks for the comment on "erogenous zones", that was witty and damn funny. Greeneyezz complimented your sense of humor too :)Nellionesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14229162364029935267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69898943818437971972007-12-26T16:55:00.000-05:002007-12-26T16:55:00.000-05:00Just leave money Santa. Cold hard cash in an envel...Just leave money Santa. Cold hard cash in an envelope will do me any day.lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05392205573326695683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70333800855695290682007-12-26T08:18:00.000-05:002007-12-26T08:18:00.000-05:00I had some wires that were twisted by a left-hande...I had some wires that were twisted by a left-handed Chinese girl, mixed in with some from a right-hander, mixed in with some from an anarchist. I assumed that if I nicked myself, I would die from a very lethal poison on the tips of the wires. I had a couple of questions:<BR/><BR/>1. Are kids supposed to undo the wires themselves? Sounds like a Dickensonian way to get rid of the excess population.<BR/><BR/>2. Do the little Chinese girls wrap these wires all day every day? Do they have a hari-kari knife nearby? I know, wrong culture.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38300283539269122432007-12-26T07:49:00.000-05:002007-12-26T07:49:00.000-05:00The wires in my kid's package for his toy were act...The wires in my kid's package for his toy were actually tied together like a shoelace. As if twisting them together wasn't secure enough. <BR/>Luckily, my kid is only 1, so he didn't realize when I just threw the toy away instead of fighting those damn wires.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26493664402636009102007-12-26T04:15:00.000-05:002007-12-26T04:15:00.000-05:00That was hilarious.I love the picture at the end.I...That was hilarious.<BR/>I love the picture at the end.<BR/><BR/>I laughed so hard.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I hope you had a great christmas<BR/>and that santa didn't fck up.HeatherrrEloisehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10862301524447640475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46482064319425115162007-12-25T12:59:00.000-05:002007-12-25T12:59:00.000-05:00Merry Christmas XXOO :)Merry Christmas XXOO :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28329753727047599322007-12-25T09:50:00.000-05:002007-12-25T09:50:00.000-05:00you sewriously have one twisted mind midget man! b...you sewriously have one twisted mind midget man! but i love it! indeed those wires are insane, one almost wants to unwrapp the gift fromits captive wires, before wrapping it up for the holiday, so they dont have to deal with it on the morning off, with screaming kids and bloody hands.. i hear you! merry christmas dude!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-52414186399509399932007-12-25T03:14:00.000-05:002007-12-25T03:14:00.000-05:00Scissors. Oh and try explaining to children when ...Scissors. <BR/><BR/>Oh and try explaining to children when there's no chimney at all. Hmph.<BR/><BR/>Merry Christmas!Simply Curioushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17179224015435211144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4474350763596265632007-12-25T02:18:00.000-05:002007-12-25T02:18:00.000-05:00Merry Christmas!Merry Christmas!Tishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13079552081042519980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-33602658073032870802007-12-24T16:24:00.000-05:002007-12-24T16:24:00.000-05:00no wonder santa stopped visiting my house..you kil...no wonder santa stopped visiting my house..<BR/><BR/>you killed him!!<BR/><BR/>hope you have a good christmas even though you killed santa!Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04479640289038431760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55445684167556552372007-12-24T14:30:00.000-05:002007-12-24T14:30:00.000-05:00LOL......Merry Christmas !!!LOL......Merry Christmas !!!Struggling Parentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05888832116497317425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72368685000354269432007-12-24T12:29:00.000-05:002007-12-24T12:29:00.000-05:00No Santa? Get the hell outta here!!Merry Christmas...No Santa? Get the hell outta here!!<BR/><BR/>Merry Christmas, duuuuuude!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8120982085676305522007-12-24T12:01:00.000-05:002007-12-24T12:01:00.000-05:00My husband spent 3 hours once trying to free a Tra...My husband spent 3 hours once trying to free a Transformer from it's packaging. Crazy!Evil Twin's Wifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05947080160500549248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57946788990562276652007-12-24T11:59:00.000-05:002007-12-24T11:59:00.000-05:00Merry Christmas Moooooog35. Thanks for all the lau...Merry Christmas Moooooog35. Thanks for all the laughs.HeyJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04882102269183779983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14291154503326900182007-12-24T11:35:00.000-05:002007-12-24T11:35:00.000-05:00That is why I always carry a Gerber Multi Tool on ...That is why I always carry a <A HREF="http://www.gerber-tools.com/Gerber-Diesel-Black-22-01545.htm" REL="nofollow">Gerber Multi Tool</A> on me. Works on gifts and just in case I get lost in the wild somewhere.Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22409501413286855192007-12-24T11:27:00.000-05:002007-12-24T11:27:00.000-05:00The damn twisties are the very reason I break out ...The damn twisties are the very reason I break out the wire cutters!<BR/><BR/>I also hate the toys that are screwed into place.WTF?<BR/><BR/>How much do you want to bet that 1/2 the price we pay for toys is to cover the cost of the packaging? F-ers!<BR/><BR/>Merry Christmas!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76200874723428461052007-12-24T10:48:00.000-05:002007-12-24T10:48:00.000-05:00You are one nutty guy..threatining Santa on Christ...You are one nutty guy..threatining Santa on Christmas eve...you are very brave or very crazy..and you of course know what I'm thinking..I do agree about the wires on toys...and the cheaper they are the more crap to hold them on the package..who cares about this stuff. who wants to undo a barbi and run off..anyway hope you enjoyed blue man and the merriest of Christmases....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com