tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post134572567237165986..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: If there WAS such a thing as White Sand, then the "W" would be a vowelMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12209088997774842872007-12-16T01:05:00.000-05:002007-12-16T01:05:00.000-05:00Dad? Is that you? :DI like your daughter. Anybody ...Dad? Is that you? :D<BR/><BR/>I like your daughter. Anybody who stumps the mooooog is a friend of mine. :Dprinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03208208987226715826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22650083971781569972007-12-15T21:52:00.000-05:002007-12-15T21:52:00.000-05:00I remember learning that...a,e,i,o,u and sometimes...I remember learning that...a,e,i,o,u and sometimes y and w. I still have no idea when, where, why, or how frickin w or y for that matter can be vowels!Michelle Hixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03183208546874192076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20385809235201247152007-12-15T01:53:00.000-05:002007-12-15T01:53:00.000-05:00Ha ha ha. I thought my boy was bad with all his qu...Ha ha ha. I thought my boy was bad with all his questions about sex!<BR/><BR/>I can see arguments on the horizon when your daughter hits puberty. She thinks you know nothing now! Wait until the hormones kick in.<BR/><BR/>You are going to want to run away from home.lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05392205573326695683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11948988151951385662007-12-14T08:16:00.000-05:002007-12-14T08:16:00.000-05:00Don't forget "As seen on TV" when teaching or argu...Don't forget "As seen on TV" when teaching or arguing with the brats. Wheel of fortune defines a vowel as one of those letters one has to buy. I suggest "South Park" as a rich resource for information.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20611350681252345792007-12-14T07:42:00.000-05:002007-12-14T07:42:00.000-05:00Don't worry ... by the time she can argue like an ...Don't worry ... by the time she can argue like an attorney, she will have found your advent calendar and she won't be speaking to you!Sara Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26252967278202100812007-12-14T02:34:00.000-05:002007-12-14T02:34:00.000-05:00Pahahahahahahahaha. That is hysterical.Pahahahahahahahaha. That is hysterical.phillygirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16618315315456011985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76356115862602613542007-12-13T23:44:00.000-05:002007-12-13T23:44:00.000-05:00Rodney,It's your mother. You know you were exactl...Rodney,<BR/><BR/>It's your mother. You know you were exactly the same when you were a child only really much worse. You constantly argued - about everything! I can't tell you how many times we threatened to send you off to the Military Academy. Thank goodness we didn't have to worry about PETA or your father and I would have been jailed. What goes around comes around. xoxox<BR/>MomAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54484472275746124392007-12-13T23:20:00.000-05:002007-12-13T23:20:00.000-05:00According to Wikipedia: In phonetics, a diphthong ...According to Wikipedia: In phonetics, a diphthong (also gliding vowel) (Greek "diphthongos", literally "with two sounds," or "with two tones") is a monosyllabic vowel combination involving a quick but smooth movement from one vowel to another, often interpreted by listeners as a single vowel sound or phoneme.<BR/><BR/>WTF? When did something like a vowel become so freakin' hard?<BR/><BR/>I'm going to go be stupid now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64112677857879740432007-12-13T22:57:00.000-05:002007-12-13T22:57:00.000-05:00ok, i'm a pretty lazy f-er... can somebody tell me...ok, i'm a pretty lazy f-er... can somebody tell me what the F a dipthong is?billymachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394367741745536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50801718842036162712007-12-13T16:27:00.000-05:002007-12-13T16:27:00.000-05:00mmm dipthongs.mmm dipthongs.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28874692086534668202007-12-13T15:19:00.000-05:002007-12-13T15:19:00.000-05:00W is only consider a vowel in rare case on /ow/ fo...W is only consider a vowel in rare case on /ow/ for a long vowel sound as in cowMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55119505051332329552007-12-13T14:30:00.000-05:002007-12-13T14:30:00.000-05:00"God, give me the strength to keep me from eating ..."God, give me the strength to keep me from eating my own children."<BR/>Yes, I know this feeling, know it well. Let's not get your daughter and my son together because the world as we know it may actually cease to exist. They would argue it out of existence.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06600711458051601834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28495781617912552022007-12-13T13:10:00.000-05:002007-12-13T13:10:00.000-05:00THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?!?!?!?THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SANTA?!?!?!?Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86271551390760116322007-12-13T13:07:00.000-05:002007-12-13T13:07:00.000-05:00Next time she says "There is no such thing as whit...Next time she says "There is no such thing as white sand" just pipe back "There's no such thing as Santa."A Girl, A Boy, and Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15952377787888335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-62354609157639298962007-12-13T10:30:00.000-05:002007-12-13T10:30:00.000-05:00I found your blog from a link on Kitty's page. Tha...I found your blog from a link on Kitty's page. Thank you for giving me a crafty thursday afternoon chuckle at my work-desk. My daughter is 3 and already makes me feel like an idiot, so I feel your pain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29547514732551563612007-12-13T09:38:00.000-05:002007-12-13T09:38:00.000-05:00I am so glad I have all boys. They tend to believe...I am so glad I have all boys. They tend to believe more of what I say.<BR/><BR/>Such as: "Clean your room or your dick will fall off!"<BR/><BR/>They have the cleanest rooms around and I'm one happy mom! :o)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48432919393621510602007-12-13T09:11:00.000-05:002007-12-13T09:11:00.000-05:00You're not alone. My first grader had homework las...You're not alone. My first grader had homework last week that involved vertices. I had completely forgotten all about vertices, and my son had to correct MY errors, when I was supposed to be correcting HIS. <BR/><BR/>I watched as that "my mom is the smartest person ever" look melted away and was replaced with mild disgust.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64585631626101002682007-12-13T09:01:00.000-05:002007-12-13T09:01:00.000-05:00This is what you're upset about? THIS?! The vowels...This is what you're upset about? THIS?! The vowels and sand crap? Honey, that's nothing. Wait until she gets old enough to really look at you like you're an idiot AND when she's old enough to get her period AND when she's old enough to gang up on you with your wife right beisde her. THESE are the sweet and innocent years. It's only going down hill from here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com