tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post1469319799375451892..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: I'm a Terrible MatchmakerMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40209630518371667922011-09-20T16:20:57.190-04:002011-09-20T16:20:57.190-04:00I am never wearing my French Maid outfit AGAIN.I am never wearing my French Maid outfit AGAIN.Katherinehttp://www.shoot-me-now.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47651702227502698062011-08-03T12:43:23.526-04:002011-08-03T12:43:23.526-04:00Oh for the love of God. Who DOESN'T like a man...Oh for the love of God. Who DOESN'T like a man in a French Maid costume? (me) AND.. beards are the new 70's porn stache! (still fucking hideous)<br /><br />LOL I hope she's not paying you for your help hon!Angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663812073515798267noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55624018325014747902011-06-22T15:02:53.712-04:002011-06-22T15:02:53.712-04:00At first, I was offended with your weird Canadians...At first, I was offended with your weird Canadians comments, but then I remembered that I did practically propose after one facebook message, so I can see how you might think that ... oops.<br /><br />You should approach Bravo with Moooooog Matchmaker. It'd be a hit.Stacyonthecouchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01890762246400326494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78495968081520981852011-06-16T15:07:01.503-04:002011-06-16T15:07:01.503-04:00omg, she may not be getting any dates, but the com...omg, she may not be getting any dates, but the comic relief is endless.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53366256527896588402011-06-16T04:56:01.606-04:002011-06-16T04:56:01.606-04:00You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find yo...You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince...Anjihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02562210585479814093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71316486207596694402011-06-16T01:45:41.207-04:002011-06-16T01:45:41.207-04:00Nice article, thanks for sharing.Nice article, thanks for sharing.sewa mobilhttp://griyamobilkita.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73355525375860201712011-06-15T13:31:29.285-04:002011-06-15T13:31:29.285-04:00I'm blonde haz boy fingers.I'm blonde haz boy fingers.A Vapid Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01651242351988015465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58795017762690166422011-06-15T08:17:24.478-04:002011-06-15T08:17:24.478-04:00She's so picky. Give that homeless guy a beard...She's so picky. Give that homeless guy a beard trim and I'd bet he'd be a great date, showing her all the best dumpsters and all that.Mikehttp://www.truthofwater.com/answersnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76286866664780940162011-06-15T03:01:04.127-04:002011-06-15T03:01:04.127-04:00my sources tell me the beard guy actually just hoo...my sources tell me the beard guy actually just hooked up with the maid guy... in a shocking twist. Sorry ladies you just moved too slow!Steve Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17102677232179861276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1013945484456981842011-06-14T18:21:26.760-04:002011-06-14T18:21:26.760-04:00That guy with the beard? That's my uncle, and ...That guy with the beard? That's my uncle, and he's a reeeeally nice guy. He is missing his two front teeth and he has a great sense of humor. You should give him a chance.Handflapperhttp://handflapping.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57953311569698929342011-06-14T16:26:40.045-04:002011-06-14T16:26:40.045-04:00That beard dude is going to stay with me for ever....That beard dude is going to stay with me for ever. For. Ever. FOR. EVER.KThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16052708770041319402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85188095842029102152011-06-14T13:16:38.334-04:002011-06-14T13:16:38.334-04:00As the *ahem* victim of this particular scenario, ...As the *ahem* victim of this particular scenario, I can assure you that it's not ALL Moog's fault. I was getting these same low-life creeps responding to my profile before he re-wrote it for me. It's just that I'm getting more now. I'm resigned to the fact that this experiment is going to have to serve more as entertainment value than a love connection. Thank god I have a decent supply of toys in the meantime...Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10960206990704437382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42171744222128702752011-06-14T10:18:58.483-04:002011-06-14T10:18:58.483-04:00Ann: maybe he murdered his mom.
Knight: I know. S...Ann: maybe he murdered his mom.<br /><br />Knight: I know. So choosy.<br /><br />Kelly: No one says you have to marry the cross-dresser. Just spank him and then have him do the dishes.<br /><br />Geez.<br /><br />Mandy: Apparently I screwed it up exceptionally badly.<br /><br />So. Cal: I am willing to bet that there is LOWER.<br /><br />lifeintheboomerlane: are you related to him/it?<br /><br />jewels: boo.<br /><br />Suzy: that actually sounds dirty.<br /><br />Margaret: RIGHT?!<br /><br />Prin: Canada doesn't count. Everyone is weird up there.<br /><br />Notactually: I think these freaks are less looking for love and more looking for victims.<br /><br />Charlotte: They're only questionable if they have a crawlspace.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84100016382517150032011-06-14T09:42:50.491-04:002011-06-14T09:42:50.491-04:00Oh, my GAWD! And I thought I was getting some ques...Oh, my GAWD! And I thought I was getting some questionable prospects. <br /><br />Online dating sucks. I "nose" all about it. Sorry, couldn't help myself. Good luck to your friend :)mypixiebloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09135461083810124483noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51310119701080040482011-06-14T01:35:17.648-04:002011-06-14T01:35:17.648-04:00A girl up here started a blog to that effect...
A...A girl up here started a <a href="http://thesinglechick.com/" rel="nofollow">blog</a> to that effect...<br /><br />And also... <br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fuffer2005/3216972462/in/set-72157594273569420/lightbox/" rel="nofollow">a fitting comic</a>.prinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03208208987226715826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35062867325468730452011-06-13T19:30:02.059-04:002011-06-13T19:30:02.059-04:00Jeez. Talk about high standards. Tell her to buck ...Jeez. Talk about high standards. Tell her to buck up, find some dominance, and a matching outfit for the French Maid guy (since he was the best looking of the bunch).<br /><br />;)Margaret (Nanny Goats)http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24130515137495083042011-06-13T19:28:52.881-04:002011-06-13T19:28:52.881-04:00I think I nose some of those guys.I think I nose some of those guys.Suzyhttp://wherehotcomestodie.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74420267024396876432011-06-13T19:24:50.275-04:002011-06-13T19:24:50.275-04:00And now you know why I'm single! The men out t...And now you know why I'm single! The men out there terrify me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22050134678544906672011-06-13T17:48:44.582-04:002011-06-13T17:48:44.582-04:00I think I know the guy with the beard. Why are on...I think I know the guy with the beard. Why are online personals so, uh, great material for humor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18705403690008596402011-06-13T17:32:19.392-04:002011-06-13T17:32:19.392-04:00There's picky, and then there's desperate....There's picky, and then there's desperate. I think your friend has a way to go before she descends to the depths of desperation...and these guys are the bottom of the barrel.So. Cal. Galhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02678072764642588494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68969563391599237292011-06-13T16:46:31.465-04:002011-06-13T16:46:31.465-04:00Holy hell. What did you do to her profile? That sh...Holy hell. What did you do to her profile? That shit ain't right.Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11767679573498103452011-06-13T16:04:13.471-04:002011-06-13T16:04:13.471-04:00and this is exactly why i will be single until the...and this is exactly why i will be single until the day i effing die.The Surrender Project https://www.blogger.com/profile/03818359849338043170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87991434633882258402011-06-13T15:48:45.119-04:002011-06-13T15:48:45.119-04:00I don't understand. Does she or does she not w...I don't understand. Does she or does she not want to find a date? The dude with the beard looks like he would at least have a snack stashed in there if you were ever hungry. Or the fingers of his latest victim. At least give him a shot.Knighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14108347590219803283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59451777864812648302011-06-13T15:32:56.937-04:002011-06-13T15:32:56.937-04:00It looks like that first guy has a clean house, so...It looks like that first guy has a clean house, so he gets points for that...unless he lives with his mom.<br /><br />He loses points for looking like he's thinking of commiting murder.<br /><br />(looking at the way the home is decorated I bet he lives with his mom)Annnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13443505428045909202011-06-13T15:25:38.296-04:002011-06-13T15:25:38.296-04:00Vodka: Right. Like that will help her confidence.
...Vodka: Right. Like that will help her confidence.<br /><br />Silver: You should advertise for them.<br /><br />Eva: I met mine there, too, and I didn't even HAVE a beard.<br /><br />Jon: Hey. Every girl's crazy about a sharp dressed man.<br /><br />Sarah: Way to rain on the fun parade, Sarah.<br /><br />Random: Your loss. Not really.<br /><br />Ed: Riiight?<br /><br />Shieldmaiden: he sounds THRILLING.<br /><br />Bikram: Wait. You're THAT flexible and still single?! Boggles the mind, it does.<br /><br />Boggles the mind.<br /><br />Sister: You're welcome.<br /><br />Brutalism: I know. I was expecting something like "Weezy."Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.com