Comments on Mental Poo: Back in the Saddle...but Now I Have a Heating Pad

Ugh. Back pain is The Worst! But Iv'e never heard ...

2009-10-02T15:01:14.528-04:00

Ugh. Back pain is The Worst! But Iv'e never heard it soooo perfectly described as:

"But when your lower back feels like John Goodman has camped out there and is diligently practicing his Scottish dancing..."

Brilliant.

Moog? hey, could you try not to make me laugh so ...

2009-09-29T20:50:55.983-04:00

Moog?

hey, could you try not to make me laugh so hard? now my back muscles hurt.

jerk.

JD: I have a guy. Call me on the batphone. Un[ce...

2009-09-29T07:01:10.559-04:00

JD: I have a guy.

Call me on the batphone.

Un[censored]: dude..if you throw out your back picking up a sticky note, you've got bigger issues.

Just sayin.'

Lilu: I only have the marks where his toenails dug in.

They're 3 inches deep.

Funny: The next time I'm pregnant I will definitely try pooping.

Might be a while.

JenJen: Can't fault a guy for trying, right? RIGHT?

Jessica: It's now on my 'to do' list. Thanks for the tip!

That's what she said.

Kellie: Yeah..like I need to poop MORE.

No thank you.

Malach: I'm not sure what having my doctor walk on my back would do, but okay.

Jill: And so am I.

Not really.

I need advance warning for that.

Olly: If it's longer than a forearm, chances are it's me.

I KNEW those weren't cat turds in my kid's sandbox...

2009-09-28T22:14:08.625-04:00

I KNEW those weren't cat turds in my kid's sandbox!

Life is hard.

2009-09-28T22:09:29.099-04:00

Life is hard.

Have your tried a Doctor? You know, just saying

2009-09-28T20:56:15.986-04:00

Have your tried a Doctor? You know, just saying

That John Goodman picture is the cream of the crop...

2009-09-28T18:32:10.999-04:00

That John Goodman picture is the cream of the crop. Awesome. Also, maybe try some laxatives. :)

Have you ever tried to poo when you had a sore bac...

2009-09-28T17:09:11.891-04:00

Have you ever tried to poo when you had a sore back AND abs so sore it hurts to BREATHE much less try to contract...because you thought doing crunches would help you "stand up straighter" and therefore help the back pain?...

Yeah...come talk to me then.

http://www.booshy.wordpress.com

If I'm standing in the front: hahahahahahaha. Ahem...

2009-09-28T16:41:25.008-04:00

If I'm standing in the front: hahahahahahaha. Ahem. *in my best singing voice* okay, I'll "stand back" K. Ready. Bring it.
Now
If I'm in back, well hell. I got nothin' except this is the only other time I run.
The first situation that calls for me running is when it rains and I am unfortunate enough to be outside and trapped in it.

lol. Okay. I'm tired of your showing off how goo...

2009-09-28T15:12:17.100-04:00

lol. Okay. I'm tired of your showing off how good you are at photoshop, or whatever you use.

Also, isn't John Goodman dead?

I've had back pain like that before... I was in tears every time I had to ride in a car. It SUCKED, to say the least. Try lying on your back with your feet propped up on a coffee table (your wife'll love it) with your knees at a 90 degree angle. Trust me. It helps. Stay there for a long, long time.

Finally, try pooping after you've had a baby and then we'll talk. wimp.

I hope you got John Goodman's autograph. On your ...

2009-09-28T14:19:46.531-04:00

I hope you got John Goodman's autograph.

On your ass.

I know exactly how you feel and to think, you can ...

2009-09-28T13:29:45.753-04:00

I know exactly how you feel and to think, you can end up there, just by picking up a piece of paper and when you come back up *CrrrraaaCCcck* and it's all over with.

Luckily, my friend is a Chiropractor and I go see him for free.

Dang. I never get Oxycontin for back pain; only Vi...

2009-09-28T13:01:16.170-04:00

Dang. I never get Oxycontin for back pain; only Vicodin. Maybe if I bring in that picture of John Goodman and use that to illustrate what it feels like, I'll get some of the good stuff.

CatLady: Men can only poo standing up while standi...

2009-09-28T11:33:44.018-04:00

CatLady: Men can only poo standing up while standing on the edges of the tub.

Note to self to clean my tub.

Mike: Mexicans are in front of Home Depot?

Huh. I thought those were snow blowers.

Ed: Wow. You sound like my daughter.

Christina: You're assuming that there's competency to test.

SUCKA!

Becky: He does that a lot when he's not making fun of fat people.

JenJen: Fine.

But you'll need to stand back a bit.

Take your skirt off.

2009-09-28T11:22:38.104-04:00

Take your skirt off.

Mike took my joke. Damn him.

2009-09-28T10:21:46.991-04:00

Mike took my joke. Damn him.

Has anyone tested your mental competency lately? O...

2009-09-28T08:57:44.318-04:00

Has anyone tested your mental competency lately? Or is this a man thing? (And that would explain a lot.)

Man up. That is all.

2009-09-28T08:55:44.587-04:00

Man up.

That is all.

I'm surprise you didn't opt for the high colonic. ...

2009-09-28T08:49:17.032-04:00

I'm surprise you didn't opt for the high colonic.

Or at least the affordable version with a garden hose and a mexican from the front of home depot.

I don't know this how?

I feel your pain! As the proud owner of a herniat...

2009-09-28T08:03:48.527-04:00

I feel your pain! As the proud owner of a herniated disc, I thank you for the recommendations. But I'm curious... you mean to say that men CAN'T poop standing up? I thought they got to do everything standing up. I'm so disillusioned. In the TMI department, sitting down is easy... it's the getting back up again that presents the problem... exacerbated by my lack of an ACL & MCL in my left knee. Getting old sucks!