tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post1689800652006692092..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Pants on Fire - Bounce, Baby..BOUNCE!Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58363665910903454222010-10-27T18:50:44.514-04:002010-10-27T18:50:44.514-04:00That was seriously classic! The story & the en...That was seriously classic! The story & the entire post.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59999861389571033332010-10-27T10:21:30.374-04:002010-10-27T10:21:30.374-04:00You're mom is my hero!You're mom is my hero!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14828997436980988812010-10-26T22:29:42.746-04:002010-10-26T22:29:42.746-04:00I'm still lost at you dating. Like you had a d...I'm still lost at you dating. Like you had a date. lost.MommaKisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09443553798728370645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91106255387487443182010-10-26T19:08:26.359-04:002010-10-26T19:08:26.359-04:00See what I missed out by not dating slutsSee what I missed out by not dating slutsMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57643717717341205812010-10-26T15:31:41.471-04:002010-10-26T15:31:41.471-04:00you should have told your mom it was all her fault...you should have told your mom it was all her fault because the house was out of tissues. no, you're probably right.pattypunkerhttp://www.pattypunker.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36585468303400225912010-10-26T11:32:46.052-04:002010-10-26T11:32:46.052-04:00Dear jezuz christ. I laughed so fucking hard. Fo...Dear jezuz christ. I laughed so fucking hard. For a short man you sure are funny. Ah, this reminds me of my whore story.mepsipaxhttp://iamadick.squarespace.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66328231707615727552010-10-26T11:27:37.733-04:002010-10-26T11:27:37.733-04:00This is just like Delores Claiborne but with whore...This is just like Delores Claiborne but with whores!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21270353739396079792010-10-25T21:53:07.649-04:002010-10-25T21:53:07.649-04:00I have sons.
I live on a single level.
Shit.I have sons.<br /><br />I live on a single level.<br /><br />Shit.The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24451903872546202372010-10-25T21:35:29.238-04:002010-10-25T21:35:29.238-04:00That is such a classic love story.
You should fin...That is such a classic love story.<br /><br />You should find your slut on Facebook and share these memories.<br /><br />Ok, you don't have to. Give me her name and I'll find her for you. I'll definitely tell you say hi.Didactic Piratehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08830868605102168918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79701580405542761632010-10-25T20:05:51.770-04:002010-10-25T20:05:51.770-04:00See now I thought the story was gonna end with you...See now I thought the story was gonna end with you saying, "And that's how I met my wife." But thankfully you seemed to have outgrown the whore-seeking behavior of a younger man.<br /><br />Oh and moog, not to be mean, but did you suffer a blow to the head as a child, perhaps one that severely impaired your ability to strategically lie? <br /><br />Everybody knows you never bring the girl home to mama, and you rehearse your line of bullshit with her beforehand, just in case you HAVE to go home with her for some reason.BadLarrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51726864102873851212010-10-25T19:59:32.464-04:002010-10-25T19:59:32.464-04:00So if her name rhymes with prostitute her name is ...So if her name rhymes with prostitute her name is Salute. Omg. I am so smart and you lie when you say you don't have herpes.WannabeVirginia W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16507756727246102557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34299172108172953272010-10-25T18:48:50.252-04:002010-10-25T18:48:50.252-04:00You took her home!!! What the hell were you thinki...You <i>took her home</i>!!! What the hell were you thinking???<br /><br />Oh, right...all your blood was located in your nether regions. Never mind.J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29085189133213893932010-10-25T17:11:15.170-04:002010-10-25T17:11:15.170-04:00That is so funny! Love your mother! She was look...That is so funny! Love your mother! She was looking out for her boy! lolAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75059483636439780742010-10-25T16:56:34.290-04:002010-10-25T16:56:34.290-04:00Girls let you touch them in high school? Please.....Girls let you touch them in high school? Please...Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17819453571479984739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31671831998078750962010-10-25T16:34:57.820-04:002010-10-25T16:34:57.820-04:00Do you still have her number? I could use a fine l...Do you still have her number? I could use a fine lady like that about now.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24523788850443532452010-10-25T16:24:16.660-04:002010-10-25T16:24:16.660-04:00Dude!! You are killing me over here! lolDude!! You are killing me over here! lolDiva's Thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16177643214210147206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91023039558162438112010-10-25T16:09:41.541-04:002010-10-25T16:09:41.541-04:00Did we go to the same high school? Because I disti...Did we go to the same high school? Because I distincly remember vinyl seats, 15 bracelets, and a garbage dump...Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54917696844350451142010-10-25T15:46:49.421-04:002010-10-25T15:46:49.421-04:00Do they still sell that perfume that "smells ...Do they still sell that perfume that "smells like the balls of the football team"? Is it called "fromunda?"<br /><br />Good thing your mom didn't see this chick BEFORE you went to the dump or you'd still be a virgin today.Pathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17756564685282866773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67819818544829713402010-10-25T14:49:15.940-04:002010-10-25T14:49:15.940-04:00Ed: Good point.
That's what she said.
Willi...Ed: Good point. <br /><br />That's what she said.<br /><br />William: You and your ADD. So silly.<br /><br />Dazee: You're welcome.<br /><br />Canadian: Yes. I'm just happy she didn't have one or GOD HELP US ALL.<br /><br />Narm: It's only herpes if you look at it from the water.<br /><br />I think I screwed that saying up.<br /><br />Jay: That sounds sanitary.<br /><br />Elly: You would know! BURN!!<br /><br />You've: No shit. It's like she didn't want me to get laid. Weird.<br /><br />Christina: I think my mom's "pushing whores" days are over.<br /><br />Ann: hahaha. you said 'pie'<br /><br />Boom Boom: WTF? Did your cats die?<br /><br />Brutalism: Herpes FREE. FREE.<br /><br />Man. You can't even give that stuff away.<br /><br />Sister: Remember I was a teenager and, honestly, I don't give a shit.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59750259861717587142010-10-25T14:41:11.868-04:002010-10-25T14:41:11.868-04:00The dump? You really know how to show a girl a go...The dump? You really know how to show a girl a good time!SisterMerryHellishhttp://www.insideoutandbackwards.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53350768408369024162010-10-25T13:19:40.332-04:002010-10-25T13:19:40.332-04:00I was worried that you might scare away potential ...I was worried that you might scare away potential dates now that they know they may meet your mother some day...but then I read the part about the herpes...Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47601663988990241462010-10-25T12:59:01.394-04:002010-10-25T12:59:01.394-04:00Ah, so many lessons to be learned here... I bet yo...Ah, so many lessons to be learned here... I bet your kids can hardly wait!http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74560914931094490852010-10-25T12:47:03.037-04:002010-10-25T12:47:03.037-04:00So, did you take a peace sign, put it on it's ...So, did you take a peace sign, put it on it's side and call it a pie chart?<br /><br />Sorry, wandering mind.Annnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37089318645306909952010-10-25T12:26:50.537-04:002010-10-25T12:26:50.537-04:00Is your mom for hire? I got en ex-husband I'd ...Is your mom for hire? I got en ex-husband I'd like to introduce her to.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74811465507903025532010-10-25T11:04:25.204-04:002010-10-25T11:04:25.204-04:00That diagram confuses me. I mean, with or without...That diagram confuses me. I mean, with or without the stairs, isn't that usually how a slut ends up? On her back? <br /><br />I'll just wait here while you create one with her ending up on her knees.Elly Louhttp://www.bugginword.comnoreply@blogger.com