Comments on Mental Poo: Cloudy with a Chance of an OJ Simpson Verdict

Who doesn't love looting and free plasma TV's?

2009-06-23T21:04:16.476-04:00

Who doesn't love looting and free plasma TV's?

BG: In China Town it's pronounced 'fiwes and rooti...

2009-06-23T07:25:48.221-04:00

BG: In China Town it's pronounced 'fiwes and rooting.'

Doug: Word.

What?

Un(Censored): Dude...you're talking from someone who comes from the Boston area.

This is how the entire section of this country rolls.

Don't like it, don't drive here. And I'm certainly not letting you cut in front of me, asshole.

Have a nice day!

MI: NY has New England's same weather motto?!

I feel so dirty.

Malach: No shit. I'd take the fucking meteors at this point.

At least it would be warm.

Anything is better than the shitty weather we had ...

2009-06-22T21:34:44.233-04:00

Anything is better than the shitty weather we had for the past 2 months

First off it sounds pretty much like typical weath...

2009-06-22T21:23:24.911-04:00

First off it sounds pretty much like typical weather in NYC.

Second, they have a saying in NYC and NY state "Don't like the weather, wait 5 minutes."
So don't worry...nothing written in stone except for the monuments, and they are just all covered in gum and graffiti.

Have fun!

I'm so fucking sick of people saying farmers fuck ...

2009-06-22T20:45:59.925-04:00

I'm so fucking sick of people saying farmers fuck sheep. I fuck pigs and pigs only. Get it right.

I liked NYC until I had to speak to travel agents ...

2009-06-22T19:05:28.392-04:00

I liked NYC until I had to speak to travel agents from NYC on a daily basis...then I had to speak with people from all over NY...and I hated it more.

The attitude, all together is just ANAL. It's like every family in NY has someone who pisses in their cherrios every morning, just for the sake of keeping the bitchy, aggressive, attitude consistent...and the ones who are actually nice, obviously don't eat breakfast.

Everyone else in the country is nice, everyone else gets rain, NY gets hell fire and brimstone...

Makes sense. Take that, Julia from [censored travel agency], oh, and Sofia, too...you know who you are, bitch.

Moog, you should start a shrink's office...kind of like from the Peanuts. Just throw a jar with a slot and hang a sign: "The Dr is in, $400 for 30 minutes" and watch the money roll in.

If meteors are going to wipe out the entire cast a...

2009-06-22T15:20:02.416-04:00

If meteors are going to wipe out the entire cast and crew of Shrek The Musical, it is pretty hard to argue against it being God's wrath.

You're going to have to buy the Mrs. several purse...

2009-06-22T13:40:22.340-04:00

You're going to have to buy the Mrs. several purses in china town.
I hope it's not destroyed by the fires and looting.

Christina: If you live in Detroit, you've got more...

2009-06-22T13:11:29.025-04:00

Christina: If you live in Detroit, you've got more things to worry about than heat.

Chris: I've booked Dennis Quaid. Close enough?

Maxie: Tiffany's? Listen, if I'm reaching for the stars it's gonna be for ME.

Mr. Lewd's Sex Emporium, here I come!

Lilu: you had me at 'naked grammas.'

Kathcom: Ektorps and lingonberry sauce.

When did we end up on fucking Star Trek?

I'm so glad I know what absolutely none of that shit is you're talking about.

I'm also glad he doesn't dress up his predictions ...

2009-06-22T12:06:11.289-04:00

I'm also glad he doesn't dress up his predictions in obscure poetry.

Now I know that July 1 - 11, I need to head to IKEA. I'll hide under all the Ektorps and live on lingonberry sauce until the threat passes.

I could never handle that. It'd be like one huge b...

2009-06-22T12:04:27.255-04:00

I could never handle that. It'd be like one huge bargain basement shop. Basically, you're going to a Filene's for your vacation. Enjoy all the naked grammas... ain't no changing rooms there.

There are definitely more valuable things you can ...

2009-06-22T11:57:59.455-04:00

There are definitely more valuable things you can steal than a plasma tv. REACH FOR THE STARS.

and by stars I mean Tiffanys.

Just your luck, man. Be careful. And take an umb...

2009-06-22T11:48:35.559-04:00

Just your luck, man. Be careful. And take an umbrella. A really, really strong meteor proof one.

Or maybe Robert Duvall . . . he was great in that one asteroid flick.

For ten years I have been warning about a thousand...

2009-06-22T11:45:18.173-04:00

For ten years I have been warning about a thousand fires coming to New York City.

Wow. That's a lot of hotness. I don't do hotness. Did he say what it looks like for Detroit? We can't get any worse.

Actually a thousand fires might help.

BTW, did you notice my absence last week? No? Crap.

Chris: What?! They're right?! Something is very w...

2009-06-22T10:33:56.366-04:00

Chris: What?! They're right?!

Something is very wrong with me.

Mike: God didn't forget you. He just can't afford the strippers these days because of the weak dollar.

Mjenks: She's coming with me.

The family that loots together...does something that rhymes with 'loots' together.

Tee: I'll see what I can do for you. You may have to settle for an iPod shuffle.

Fawkes: What am I, your fucking butler? Look that shit up yourself.

Frank: You may want to look at getting a new guy.

justjp: You own that contest like you own a pair of clean underwear.

Please don't be sad.

Binks: She is. She really really is.

She married me. Duh.

Becky: I don't even want to know why you'd want to mine Oprah. Leave that nasty shit to Stedman.

Oh. Opal.

Nevermind.

Poop...YOU get to go to NY on your vacation. I'm ...

2009-06-22T10:28:31.302-04:00

Poop...YOU get to go to NY on your vacation.

I'm going to destitute Denio, NV, where there is miles and miles of completely nothing except rocks and wild burros. Which blabber ALL NIGHT LONG.

(OK, the rocks are perty...we're going opal mining.)

Some charity once contacted me through my blog wanting to know if I'd sponsor NYC kids on vacations out in the country. I could take a kid to Burro Land but really, I think that kid might prefer the looting and meteor showers.

That wife of yours: Brilliant!

2009-06-22T10:04:01.462-04:00

That wife of yours: Brilliant!

You have a smart woman on your hands my friend. BT...

2009-06-22T09:59:51.669-04:00

You have a smart woman on your hands my friend. BTW, I so own that contest!

At least your guy who can see into the future can ...

2009-06-22T09:45:39.420-04:00

At least your guy who can see into the future can write comprehensible sentences. My guy ("iknowfuture" on Twitter) writes things like: "Eight salvations bridge the sea, not only play game, but also save the person of die in an accident actually."

So how'd the looting go?

No No No. what you're supposed to do is wait for ...

2009-06-22T09:42:08.634-04:00

No No No.

what you're supposed to do is wait for the National Guard to get things under control....like by the 16th or so, then go. Hey, can you look up October 11th to the 17th? I might be in New York then, you know, if its not been leveled by meteors and stampeding looters.

I almost forgot...if you can, "pick me up" me a 52...

2009-06-22T09:40:14.726-04:00

I almost forgot...if you can, "pick me up" me a 52 inch flat screen TV will ya? Thanks!

Hahahaha!!! You can not experience New York witho...

2009-06-22T09:39:17.061-04:00

Hahahaha!!! You can not experience New York without experiencing the looting.

At least you didn't have to bust out the "Oh, I wa...

2009-06-22T09:17:42.292-04:00

At least you didn't have to bust out the "Oh, I was going to loot you something nice" in order to get her to let you go.

That's why I'm glad I live in Canada, the country ...

2009-06-22T08:16:11.403-04:00

That's why I'm glad I live in Canada, the country that god forgot.

Although a free plasma TV would be nice.

Maybe I'll see you in New York. You help me with my plasma and I'll help you with yours.

Maybe between the both of us we can get a couple of surround sound systems too.

Awesome.

Getting your priorities right ... excellent!

2009-06-22T08:13:56.241-04:00

Getting your priorities right ... excellent!