tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post1721145631368646523..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Octagons, Clean Balloons, and Dwarves Asking for JuiceMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39695710188606578192010-03-12T15:21:55.658-05:002010-03-12T15:21:55.658-05:00You had me at "Better Homes And Haunted House...You had me at "Better Homes And Haunted Houses!"meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72956864802448655382010-03-12T11:04:54.748-05:002010-03-12T11:04:54.748-05:00I'd like to compliment you on your Microsoft P...I'd like to compliment you on your Microsoft Paint arrows. I frequently dabble in the M.S. Paint and arrows are basically my nemesis. I don't really like the word nemesis because it makes me think of video games, and I suck at video games. If I could only remember what I was working on...Jennyhttp://www.workinonaramp.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46018188145148383252010-03-12T08:31:47.104-05:002010-03-12T08:31:47.104-05:00Whoever created the pink trash monster is definite...Whoever created the pink trash monster is definitely cool in my book. <br />Though I'm still glad I'm not the one who has to wake up at the asscrack of dawn to feed little people juice. <br />Not sure I'm going to be a good mother after reading this.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57283156842418534972010-03-12T06:14:50.126-05:002010-03-12T06:14:50.126-05:00Damn! You made me spit my juice all over my lapto...Damn! You made me spit my juice all over my laptop! <br /><br />My son doesn't put things in the bathtub...he prefers to shove everything into my shoes.Nickyhttp://www.weworkforcheese.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3771254093365672972010-03-12T06:14:42.418-05:002010-03-12T06:14:42.418-05:00Damn! You made me spit my juice all over my lapto...Damn! You made me spit my juice all over my laptop! <br /><br />My son doesn't put things in the bathtub...he prefers to shove everything into my shoes.Nickyhttp://www.weworkforcheese.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-90567280538835262002010-03-12T03:16:25.870-05:002010-03-12T03:16:25.870-05:00When my daughter was born, my 5 yr old son asked, ...When my daughter was born, my 5 yr old son asked, "Mommy, why does she has a front butt?"<br /><br />What are they teaching these kindergartners in health class nowadays?Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80359912598707803782010-03-11T23:29:39.146-05:002010-03-11T23:29:39.146-05:00I just made juice before reading this. Grape juice...I just made juice before reading this. Grape juice, knowing full well the older child is going to call it purple drink. I have shit like all of that all over my house. Skulls, bathroom drawings, it never ends and they never shut the fuck up. I still laughed my ass off, cause it's nice to know that I am not the only one with this shit in my house.Jenhttp://www.redheadranting.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37394427880868623862010-03-11T22:00:00.043-05:002010-03-11T22:00:00.043-05:00Thanks for clearing that up, now I know I have kid...Thanks for clearing that up, now I know I have kidsMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35836749087436057752010-03-11T20:01:44.816-05:002010-03-11T20:01:44.816-05:00Daffy: The key to good parenting is faux good pare...Daffy: The key to good parenting is faux good parenting.<br /><br />CatLady: TO THE DEATH!!!!!<br /><br />J: Let me know when you find it. <br /><br />Veggie: If you say you have 'V8' I'm sorry to say that you're dead to me.<br /><br />MikeWJ: Are you on drugs, too?<br /><br />Jessica: NINE KIDS?! The only explanation about your parents you need is that your mom was VERY flexible.<br /><br />Eva: Don't say 'suspect!'<br /><br />JenJen: You'd think that but, sadly, no.<br /><br />Christina: JUICE HOG!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53695036449038639872010-03-11T19:57:01.495-05:002010-03-11T19:57:01.495-05:00And this is why I never intend on having kids...
...And this is why I never intend on having kids...<br /><br />because my juice will be mine! No one else's!<br /><br />I love juice...Christina Harperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09801281510831289238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14074393949260133752010-03-11T17:29:07.572-05:002010-03-11T17:29:07.572-05:00skulls, tissues and a tub full o' fun?
Damn......skulls, tissues and a tub full o' fun?<br />Damn...<br />PARTY AT MOOG'S!JenJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76119194872138169632010-03-11T14:44:50.236-05:002010-03-11T14:44:50.236-05:00I suspect you are a really fun Dad!I suspect you are a really fun Dad!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91533590549785223802010-03-11T14:37:56.369-05:002010-03-11T14:37:56.369-05:00Explains a lot about my parents (I'm one of ni...Explains a lot about my parents (I'm one of nine kids).<br /><br />Also, the Pacific-Northwest hippie inside of me wonders why the empty toilet paper roll is in the trash and not being recycled?Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17819453571479984739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43820993335158050882010-03-11T14:08:21.292-05:002010-03-11T14:08:21.292-05:00I like that thing in the garbage. No, not that thi...I like that thing in the garbage. No, not that thing. The pink thing. No, not that pink thing. The dude with arms and shit. That's cute. And your house looks a lot like mine. Call me in the morning to talk about it. I'll be up at 6 a.m., too.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51798954171863920702010-03-11T14:01:40.712-05:002010-03-11T14:01:40.712-05:00Ahem, I always have juice in my house and I'm ...Ahem, I always have juice in my house and I'm only 8 mentally. Orange juice and sometimes apple juice too. I'm so ashamed...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72270004158058159242010-03-11T12:52:28.304-05:002010-03-11T12:52:28.304-05:00hahaha, love this post. So true...So true
*begins...hahaha, love this post. So true...So true <br />*begins to sob*<br /><br />What's sleep again?Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356849584110806158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8414294688021343102010-03-11T12:46:56.851-05:002010-03-11T12:46:56.851-05:00Love the fighting octagon... two kids enter, one k...Love the fighting octagon... two kids enter, one kid leaves...http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85694121046618537292010-03-11T11:46:02.159-05:002010-03-11T11:46:02.159-05:00It's good to know you wait on your kids hand a...It's good to know you wait on your kids hand and foot. My kid is almost 2 and she can get her own fucking juice....Duckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89680661163067567992010-03-11T11:42:52.474-05:002010-03-11T11:42:52.474-05:00nina: Are you sure the balloons don't belong t...nina: Are you sure the balloons don't belong to Kevin, though?<br /><br />Lee: Don't drag me into this.<br /><br />Matt: I think you're onto the pig thing.<br /><br />Like that's the first time you've ever heard that.<br /><br />Bikram: Yeah. Why? We don't use the shower..so it doubles as a closet. Did you notice the plunger?<br /><br />Brutalism: Nice way to call me out on that.<br /><br />Kate: EXACTLY.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85233285841688064502010-03-11T11:33:24.060-05:002010-03-11T11:33:24.060-05:00Mental Note: Get birth control prescription refill...Mental Note: Get birth control prescription refilled...kate sweetenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05456543724486391157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80612309384321790022010-03-11T11:21:17.491-05:002010-03-11T11:21:17.491-05:00Also with kids...everything from floor level to ab...Also with kids...everything from floor level to about three feet in height throughout the house is perpetually sticky...<br /><br />...which may have been the case in your house even if you did not have kids.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87798456371800091582010-03-11T11:17:44.747-05:002010-03-11T11:17:44.747-05:00Is that a toilet brush in the shower??Is that a toilet brush in the shower??bikramyogachickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04685444498620345130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-6273965241929184082010-03-11T11:12:45.065-05:002010-03-11T11:12:45.065-05:00I think thats a killer tomato.
or possible a pig ...I think thats a killer tomato.<br /><br />or possible a pig without a body.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00976360898085871173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63197872439712009812010-03-11T11:02:35.051-05:002010-03-11T11:02:35.051-05:00You forgot the pee on the toilet seat and the toil...You forgot the pee on the toilet seat and the toilet paper in the unflushed yellow pee water.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06008336128049089410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13848585117147765412010-03-11T10:08:43.516-05:002010-03-11T10:08:43.516-05:00AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! The shower thing is so t...AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! The shower thing is so true and the juice. Juice at 6 a.m. is normal around here. Ugh.* The MOMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07585605578376278756noreply@blogger.com