Comments on Mental Poo: Engaging Magic

Holy, carat, was that funny! I like your wife. S...

2009-11-02T19:04:30.289-05:00

Holy, carat, was that funny! I like your wife. She sounds a lot like me, with her annoyance with her hubby and all. You don't annoy me, but my own hubby does. He's got to be good at something, right? You have a new fan, BTW.

You nearly lost me at Gisele, but I focused and go...

2009-10-29T05:08:52.126-04:00

You nearly lost me at Gisele, but I focused and got through to the happy ending, so to speak, and felt good. I love the subtle "My Precious" insertion, so to speak, and the trajectory drawing. This is a classic.....

Your wife had no idea she was getting Criss Angel....

2009-10-28T21:27:48.777-04:00

Your wife had no idea she was getting Criss Angel.

Poor woman.

Happy A-day! :)

That was great! I could picture her rolling her ey...

2009-10-28T17:05:20.560-04:00

That was great! I could picture her rolling her eyes at you (probably used to your "antics" already at that point) as you asked her to watch a magic trick.
awesome! clearly she's got your number! She's a good woman for putting up with you!
Happy anniversary to you both :)

Roger the Shrubber: Oh, dude. I love your name. ...

2009-10-28T16:36:05.136-04:00

Roger the Shrubber: Oh, dude. I love your name.

And we have the wedding video. Trust me, what you were doing was NOT dancing.

Knucklehead: Andy Moog started out with the Oilers and was traded for Bill Ranford.

Who we ended up getting back years later.

The more you know.

Great post, Moog. I can just see that playing out...

2009-10-28T16:21:34.007-04:00

Great post, Moog. I can just see that playing out. But can you blame the woman for not wanting to see a MOOG magic trick? For all she knows, when you said "vegetable", you were going to show here a big ol' corny turd.

Andy Moog didn't start with the Bruins did he? I can't remember, but I seem to think he played for other teams too.

Happy Anniversary Moog! I can't believe it has be...

2009-10-28T14:02:59.743-04:00

Happy Anniversary Moog!

I can't believe it has been 14 years since I "danced" at your wedding.

Give Mrs Moog my best.

Sue: I highly doubt it's better than watching anyt...

2009-10-28T13:46:22.924-04:00

Sue: I highly doubt it's better than watching anything with Jean Claude Van Damme in it, but thank you anyway.

Speaking: 5 minutes and 52 seconds you wasted? That six minutes took me 10 hours...so just think how I feel.

ok i can't believe i just wasted 5 minutes and 52 ...

2009-10-28T13:42:54.655-04:00

ok i can't believe i just wasted 5 minutes and 52 seconds of my life watching that crap - the best part was the final scene where barbie was topless

and yes, you will still have to bed to get laid. in another year, you'll have to beg AND buy her another $3000 piece of jewelry

Reading your posts are better than watching a movi...

2009-10-28T10:57:55.719-04:00

Reading your posts are better than watching a movie or TV. You make me laugh out loud. Thank you.

Malach: Thank you....I aim to please. If I could ...

2009-10-28T06:46:57.765-04:00

Malach: Thank you....I aim to please.

If I could only translate that into what I do in the bathroom...

Going60: Totally true. Everything on here is true.

This is my life.

Fun shit, eh?

Janna: You know..I think I'm still waiting on my apology.

wtf.

Ginger: What's with you and Maxie working the pedophile angle?

Big Mama: Next time that happens, make sure you have the video rolling.

YouTube GOLD right there, woman.

Phillipia: Thank you.

To celebrate, she's taking my daughter to soccer while I go to karate class.

Romantic.

Gauche: Cute yet horrible.

You've described me perfectly.

AWWWWW!!! that's cute, in some weirdly amusing ye...

2009-10-28T02:30:26.462-04:00

AWWWWW!!!

that's cute, in some weirdly amusing yet horrible way....

but still....AWWW!!!!

Happy Anniversary!!!

LMFHO...Happy Anniversary...to both of you!

2009-10-28T01:16:16.540-04:00

LMFHO...Happy Anniversary...to both of you!

LMFAO! That was AWESOME!! OMG I laughed so hard, ...

2009-10-28T00:22:00.008-04:00

LMFAO! That was AWESOME!! OMG I laughed so hard, cheez-its ALMOST came outta my nose. LMAO

oh cute, i was in 3rd grade when you got married. ...

2009-10-28T00:05:23.252-04:00

oh cute, i was in 3rd grade when you got married. i didn't even know long division.

happy anniversary. your wife is one hell of a woman.

Wow! So, later on, after she realized what you'd ...

2009-10-27T22:28:12.848-04:00

Wow! So, later on, after she realized what you'd been trying to do all that time, did she apologize for inadvertently making it SO DIFFICULT???!! :O

Holy crap!

It IS romantic, in an eccentric sort of way. Chicks dig that. Well, some do. Apparently not all of them. :)

True or not, this is totally believable based on y...

2009-10-27T20:36:45.536-04:00

True or not, this is totally believable based on your history

Happy Anniversary Mrs. Moog. Hope you get lucky.

(and I know that Moog will be involved in a small way... get it? small way? I crack myself up!)

WOW! The symbolism in that story is just so . . ....

2009-10-27T20:24:35.957-04:00

WOW! The symbolism in that story is just so . . . .

PERFECT!

Ley: Well, then all I can say is "GOOD LUCK CRISS ...

2009-10-27T18:32:50.008-04:00

Ley: Well, then all I can say is "GOOD LUCK CRISS ANGEL" because apparently proposing is gonna suck ass for him.

Coffee: * wipes tear from eye...

Ann's Rants: Like, what kind of sounds?

You can't just throw that out there and not expect anyone to ask.

Just A Girl: FYI..you spelled 'Japan' all weird, with an 's' and an 'i' and shit.

Signed,

Casanova

Don: Get me Tom Brady's autograph while you're in there.

nonamedufus: No shit. My wife has been trying to make me disappear for YEARS.

Kellie: You cut me deep right then...cut me deep.

LiLu: Your fax still works though, right?

Peach: Well..there sure were many to choose from.

Happy Anniversary. I wish I'd been a fly on the wa...

2009-10-27T17:39:23.478-04:00

Happy Anniversary. I wish I'd been a fly on the wall in the restaurant.

I am banning your blog from our home computer... ...

2009-10-27T17:25:33.450-04:00

I am banning your blog from our home computer...

I don't need B getting any ideas.

This is hilarious. I love it. But why was your w...

2009-10-27T17:00:35.883-04:00

This is hilarious. I love it. But why was your wife such a Debbie Downer? Who doesn't like magic?!?!?! Oh yeah. Anyone over the age of 5. Duh.

Happy Anniversary Moog & Wife Moog! :)

Magic trick? 14 years of marriage. Congratulation...

2009-10-27T16:55:51.315-04:00

Magic trick? 14 years of marriage. Congratulations moooooog.

Cool! Happy anniversary, and about Claudia Schiffe...

2009-10-27T16:53:43.640-04:00

Cool! Happy anniversary, and about Claudia Schiffer? She's good in bed...not as good as Gisele Bundgen but good nonetheless. I'll tell her you asked.

My parents had been dating for 4 months and my dad...

2009-10-27T16:50:06.938-04:00

My parents had been dating for 4 months and my dad found out he had to move to Saipan so he asked my mom to come. She was like "My dad's gonna want to know your intentions" and my dad was like "Well, I guess we could get married."

So yeah, you're basically Casanova according to my standards.