tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post1751279790604766401..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: A Chorus, Cacaphony, Crazed Killer and Something that Looks Like EpsteinMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76132024935823975962010-01-05T13:33:17.369-05:002010-01-05T13:33:17.369-05:00Jennifer: Gift? More of a curse, really.
Narm: I ...Jennifer: Gift? More of a curse, really.<br /><br />Narm: I KNOW HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!<br /><br />Kys: That would be a giant 'no' right there.<br /><br />Knucklehead: Are you confusing people in yellow shirts with Muslims in airports? I think you may.<br /><br />lacochran: Every parents' worst nightmare.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37509028026800488892010-01-05T13:13:31.078-05:002010-01-05T13:13:31.078-05:00Wait 'til your kids start quoting your blog in...Wait 'til your kids start quoting your blog in therapy sessions. I've said too much.lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17642637472356557712010-01-05T11:49:01.621-05:002010-01-05T11:49:01.621-05:00Ah, yes, the yellow shirt kids of the world. Keep...Ah, yes, the yellow shirt kids of the world. Keeping criminal profilers in business since 1942.Knuckleheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08901993512610732110noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38375273363797861122010-01-05T10:35:15.296-05:002010-01-05T10:35:15.296-05:00Will your wife ever do a guest post on your blog? ...Will your wife ever do a guest post on your blog? You two are a match made in, er, somewhere.Traciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85845817196509017252010-01-05T09:49:36.255-05:002010-01-05T09:49:36.255-05:00Is it worth your daughter going to school with a s...Is it worth your daughter going to school with a serial killer if you get to meet Steve Buscemi?Narmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2456874209162633922010-01-05T09:01:48.860-05:002010-01-05T09:01:48.860-05:00Oh my God, you have a gift for describing the ment...Oh my God, you have a gift for describing the mental poo of an average parent. Amen, brother!Jennifer Juniperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07087072033452320694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41297591409502285152010-01-05T06:52:18.901-05:002010-01-05T06:52:18.901-05:00MrsBlogalot: I'm still disturbed on the 'I...MrsBlogalot: I'm still disturbed on the 'I did her in college' remark.<br /><br />Kellie: My friend Kristin said she does the SAME thing.<br /><br />The sex thing. Not the beat up thing.<br /><br />Maybe both at the same time. She's kind of weird.<br /><br />Coffey: Jeff Goldblum?<br /><br />JD: Yeah..because nothing says 'not creepy' like a strange guy taking pictures of your kid.<br /><br />Miss Yvonne: PTA sells them at the door with proper ID.<br /><br />Angela: Our area of the house is actually our backyard shed.<br /><br />Our neighbors HATE us.<br /><br />Uber: I thought it was an anagram for "I hit Paula twice."<br /><br />LMJ: That's when the art of lying becomes paramount.<br /><br />Yes, I used 'paramount' in a sentence.<br /><br />I'm THAT awesome.<br /><br />Malach: Is there NOTHING that you're not better at than me? Jesus.<br /><br />Tony: VERY CLOSE but no wheelchair.<br /><br />Jill: I know. You should have seen me trying to WRITE it.<br /><br />Nevermind.<br /><br />Christine: I probably own one of his CD's.<br /><br />Logical: Wow..I don't ever remember taking dance lessons.<br /><br />I did play trombone though.<br /><br />Ohhhhhhh.<br /><br />Adrienz: It's only a lie if you don't believe it.<br /><br />I have no idea what that means.<br /><br />Alyssa: Yay! More room for me!<br /><br />And..welcome new readers!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64347455464467862772010-01-05T02:21:15.241-05:002010-01-05T02:21:15.241-05:00I think this is one of the best if not the best bl...I think this is one of the best if not the best blog I have ever seen- wow I have a lot to learn about being funny. I guess I should stop writing until I learn a thing or twoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73498381176875048172010-01-04T23:24:53.041-05:002010-01-04T23:24:53.041-05:00When I was a kid I took dance lessons. I loved dan...When I was a kid I took dance lessons. I loved dancing. Then one day, my teacher told my Mom it was a waste of her money and my time to continue. <br /><br />Now I'm a sarcastic blogger. <br /><br />You can take what you want from that...Logical Libbyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00107961721466815295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74717203297842215222010-01-04T22:18:07.349-05:002010-01-04T22:18:07.349-05:00I have a brother that is totally tone deaf. He is...I have a brother that is totally tone deaf. He is lead singer for a heavy metal band. I would encourage you to push your daughter in that direction.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12111075448510276679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30389787624302591622010-01-04T22:14:06.823-05:002010-01-04T22:14:06.823-05:00Honestly, I got to the picture of Hoff and stopped...Honestly, I got to the picture of Hoff and stopped reading. It was just too hot for me.Jill Pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13580654570530978846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9912783099759306412010-01-04T21:56:34.422-05:002010-01-04T21:56:34.422-05:00I am picturing the yellow Buscemi/Dahmer offspring...I am picturing the yellow Buscemi/Dahmer offspring as a sort of Timmy from South Park lookalike with a smaller vocabulary. Close?Tony Spunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05317944582462930345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73923647853690395042010-01-04T20:47:15.037-05:002010-01-04T20:47:15.037-05:00Unfortunately my daughter can sing very well, so I...Unfortunately my daughter can sing very well, so I imagine, crappy tryouts for the rest of my life.Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34009297978775598832010-01-04T19:37:43.937-05:002010-01-04T19:37:43.937-05:00...and fucking funny.
Even if you did include a......and fucking funny. <br /><br />Even if you did include a picture of Simon Cowell (did you know Simon Cowell is almost an anagram of 'Utter Nob-end And Miserable Twat'?)UberGrumpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13043593994487575377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19689498763973972332010-01-04T19:06:32.667-05:002010-01-04T19:06:32.667-05:00They sang TEN songs??? I would've needed a fl...They sang TEN songs??? I would've needed a flask to get through that.Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86794757462947981692010-01-04T17:53:19.380-05:002010-01-04T17:53:19.380-05:00If you were just a leeeetle more dedicated, you wo...If you were just a leeeetle more dedicated, you would have gotten a photo of both the Bee Gee kid and the Steve Buscemi kid. No one would have thought it was suspicious. Unless you were laughing.<br /><br />But the re-creations are nice.JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19734418672179716112010-01-04T17:47:02.969-05:002010-01-04T17:47:02.969-05:00I see that kid in the yellow and I immediately tho...I see that kid in the yellow and I immediately thought of 'The Fly.'Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49964126512630439302010-01-04T17:37:47.017-05:002010-01-04T17:37:47.017-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69782538474279656482010-01-04T16:38:31.082-05:002010-01-04T16:38:31.082-05:00Ha!!!!!! Did her in college... pure funny that can...Ha!!!!!! Did her in college... pure funny that can only come from the mind of a 12 year old! <br /><br />Please don't ever grow up!!!!!!...not like you had any plans to or anything....MrsBlogAlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42246382928870126442010-01-04T15:15:52.824-05:002010-01-04T15:15:52.824-05:00Noelle: Just once I'd like to see you comment...Noelle: Just once I'd like to see you comment first, just so I can say:<br /><br />Oh, you're the first Noelle.<br /><br />That is all.<br /><br />Veggie: Britney can't sing?!<br /><br />You cut me deep right then, Veggie. You cut me deep.<br /><br />Eva: I should have plenty of time to read that right after I finish working on this cure for cancer.<br /><br />But, seriously, that article is totally on my list of to do's.<br /><br />Brutalism: I saw a lot of people taking pictures so I couldn't tell who his parents were. I'm assuming they were all taking photos out of morbid curiosity.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15474839831234369832010-01-04T15:12:18.020-05:002010-01-04T15:12:18.020-05:00Did you see the parents that kid belonged to? I al...Did you see the parents that kid belonged to? I always wondered if you'd be able to tell if your kid was ugly or weird or if you'd just think it was great because it was yours. (Although your mocking the soccer and singing abilities gives me hope that parents can still be objective.) I'm thinking you'd know your kid was about six months away from skinning neighbor cats. Did any parents there claim this one?Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-675066385810963902010-01-04T14:11:02.356-05:002010-01-04T14:11:02.356-05:00I am like your daughter. If you have time read th...I am like your daughter. If you have time read this post<br /><br />http://wrestlingretirement.blogspot.com/2009/06/end-of-musical-career.htmlAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46368025544563678002010-01-04T13:54:18.287-05:002010-01-04T13:54:18.287-05:00Your daughter can't sing? That never stopped ...Your daughter can't sing? That never stopped Britney and Paris Hilton from having CDs. I don't suppose your daughter is old enough to flash her lady place getting out of a car though, so maybe I over-thought this...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54534476944348039002010-01-04T13:44:56.540-05:002010-01-04T13:44:56.540-05:00omg...so your daughter can't play soccer AND c...omg...so your daughter can't play soccer AND can't sing?! <br /><br />here's to hoping she'll be either<br /><br />1) really fucking smart OR<br />2) really fucking pretty.<br /><br />otherwise, she doesn't stand a chance.Noellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02811139631355474712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51480429554409747912010-01-04T13:00:14.260-05:002010-01-04T13:00:14.260-05:00hiphop: Wrong. That's EXACTLY why you should r...hiphop: Wrong. That's EXACTLY why you should reproduce.<br /><br />Me-Me: I got tired of making fun of them behind closed doors.<br /><br />I'm not sure why the high-female-to-male ratio here. Although, I DO use Axe body wash.<br /><br />Jen: You know, without the creepy kids this would have been way worse.<br /><br />Mary: Bee Gee adoration is wrong on so many levels it's not even funny.<br /><br />Brookeamanda: Not if you take out their vocal chords when they're young.<br /><br />Maybe I'm thinking about dogs.<br /><br />Whatever.<br /><br />Waltsense: Ruining your child's dreams is part of being a responsible parent.<br /><br />The more you know.<br /><br />Daffy: BUNNY RANCH ROAD TRIP!<br /><br />Becky: You know...I'm really not surprised at all here.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.com