tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post181690576321795448..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Shaved...for Her Displeasure - Part OneMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16282150649639473642009-09-14T21:44:36.979-04:002009-09-14T21:44:36.979-04:00A lady I know went in for a stress test and died. ...A lady I know went in for a stress test and died. True story. Did I tell you that already? Because I feel like I may have.Jill Pilgrimhttp://pilgrimcongress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57957935765464176692009-09-14T10:05:40.115-04:002009-09-14T10:05:40.115-04:00Im still laughing at Crop Circles on your chest......Im still laughing at Crop Circles on your chest.....meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9965469576066964932009-09-12T11:12:41.700-04:002009-09-12T11:12:41.700-04:00Jen from Redhead Ranting sent me over.
You had me...Jen from Redhead Ranting sent me over.<br /><br />You had me at "blumpkin."JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23835626190595730512009-09-11T11:54:03.561-04:002009-09-11T11:54:03.561-04:00Organic: Thanks for sharing.
now..please leave th...Organic: Thanks for sharing.<br /><br />now..please leave the circle immediately.<br /><br />Jen: You had to shave your chest?!?<br /><br />Etta: It would be easier to show you...<br /><br />Gauche: *spatspat*<br /><br />No idea what I mean by that.<br /><br />Kirsten: Just think how hard it would have been for Lindsay not to laugh.<br /><br />Ha.<br /><br />I said 'hard.'Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58768318214872645402009-09-11T11:42:21.082-04:002009-09-11T11:42:21.082-04:00*patpats**patpats*Gauchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12734965408480594013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69358514920605971042009-09-11T10:51:45.341-04:002009-09-11T10:51:45.341-04:00Just wait till that shit starts to grow back. My e...Just wait till that shit starts to grow back. My ex and I were bored one day and decided a shave was in order for me, I have a beautiful daughter from that escapade, anyway I left the next day for a week long business trip with 8 hour meetings each day. I have never been in such agony of want to scratch but unable to for fear everyone would think I had the crabs.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808210602431338186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7398825120750566982009-09-11T10:20:20.473-04:002009-09-11T10:20:20.473-04:00I manscape as well...I can't believe I just ad...I manscape as well...I can't believe I just admitted that... well, I don't do the chest anymore, but...yeah...there is something seriously wrong with this conversation...Organic Meatbaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00740368286985980207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73109453737425660272009-09-11T07:38:55.256-04:002009-09-11T07:38:55.256-04:00CatLady: All you women want pics of me.
Can't...CatLady: All you women want pics of me.<br /><br />Can't blame you, really. I'm quite stunning.<br /><br />Katherine: I think you need to see a doctor, actually.<br /><br />Ms. Case: You first!<br /><br />Don: I know...nurse said the same thing to me when I had my vasectomy.<br /><br />Un[censored]: Your concern is duly noted.<br /><br />Gauche: IT GROWS BACK?!?!<br /><br />MI: ...you realize he's plotting where to hide the body, right?<br /><br />Collette: Handing my wife a razor would be a deadly mistake.<br /><br />Mango: Yep...I'm awesome.<br /><br />nananananana<br /><br />Malach: I passed with flying colors.<br /><br />Mostly pastels, but whatever.<br /><br />Buzzard: I shall pass it along the next time her pimp drops her off.<br /><br />Lilu: You mean not everyone knows the blumpkin?!?<br /><br />What kind of world are we living in?!<br /><br />Chris: NICE.<br /><br />I also asked my friend Kristin the other day if someone had a broken fake leg, would it be called a...<br /><br />...wait for it...<br /><br />"Pathetic Prosthetic"<br /><br />The Pathetic Prosthetics<br /><br />How's THAT for a cool rock band name?!<br /><br />Lurya..blah blah..whatever: Thanks! And I am really grateful for what you will buy soon even though I have not a fucking clue what you're talking about!<br /><br />Olay!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2102480707121919032009-09-11T03:09:11.904-04:002009-09-11T03:09:11.904-04:00Very funny!! I’m really grateful for you. I will b...Very funny!! I’m really grateful for you. I will buy it soon.Luray va accommodationshttp://www.woodruffinns.com/luray-va-bed-and-breakfast-accommodation.htmnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14101910951048099452009-09-11T01:24:53.639-04:002009-09-11T01:24:53.639-04:00This weekend, I am going to go out and buy a Fende...This weekend, I am going to go out and buy a Fender Stratocaster. I'm going to practice and practice, and then write songs. At that point, I will recruit a singer, a bassist, and a drummer. We'll get really good.<br /><br />Why would I go through all this trouble?<br /><br />Simply so we could call ourselves "Oprah's Udder".Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38740084785522015972009-09-10T23:27:28.860-04:002009-09-10T23:27:28.860-04:00I was about to be really grateful for all the naiv...I was about to be really grateful for all the naive people about there that you didn't link blumpkin.<br /><br />And then you went and explained it.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87217543858069204482009-09-10T22:59:23.206-04:002009-09-10T22:59:23.206-04:00PS: For some perverse reason my unclean feeling p...PS: For some perverse reason my unclean feeling pleased me. Perhaps it's same part of me that would wear a knitted pube weave skirt.Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50735274536339370952009-09-10T22:58:11.483-04:002009-09-10T22:58:11.483-04:00Dear Moog,
Your blog friend (who also frequents B...Dear Moog,<br /><br />Your blog friend (who also frequents Blonde Goddess's place) known as Malicious Intent cracks me up. I've lived with the invite-only dealio on MI's blog because it made me feel unclean, like the lowest caste of a caste society. Now, with the discussion of the hair(less) seat belt, I would respectfully ask that MI lemme see what's behind Door Number One.<br /><br />I thank you for your intercession (the use of that word alone ought to make you feel all Pope-y).<br /><br />BuzzardbillyBuzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65495839574696773032009-09-10T21:22:31.869-04:002009-09-10T21:22:31.869-04:00But did you pass? Your health is what countsBut did you pass? Your health is what countsMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41048906524683099282009-09-10T21:13:09.755-04:002009-09-10T21:13:09.755-04:00Oh my god, is all I can say! Hope the test result...Oh my god, is all I can say! Hope the test results turn out fine.Mango Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06288929320848541123noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39087393778874569182009-09-10T20:05:09.556-04:002009-09-10T20:05:09.556-04:00Good thing she wasn't masochistic or else she ...Good thing she wasn't masochistic or else she would have stuck them right on the hair just to rip them off! <br />So, does Mrs. Moooooog get to shave the rest or pluck them out one by one? MUAHAHAHAHAMoonrayvennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254803252513819562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30245917221478249012009-09-10T19:01:49.115-04:002009-09-10T19:01:49.115-04:00Gah! Shaving your balls is sooooo 2008. Moving on....Gah! Shaving your balls is sooooo 2008. Moving on...<br /><br />My husband is as hairy as chubacka (no fucking clue if I spelled that right.) "Giant walking fur ball from Star Wars" <br /><br />One day, he was about to take a shower and had the clippers out and asked if I would shave his neck. Cause ya know, at times, you have to re-establish where his neck ends and his back begins by shaving a line across his neck.<br /><br />So I did my duty, he turned and faced me, and I got all frisky and took the clippers "Ziiiiiiip" from his left shoulder, down to his right hip. Looked like he had a seat belt on, only it was a no hair seat belt. He was not to impressed, or not as impressed as I was. Or laughing like I was. Matter of fact, I think he was pissed off....but I was still laughing. Yup, fucking funny.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80811628243921048832009-09-10T18:04:33.269-04:002009-09-10T18:04:33.269-04:00sexy.
wait until that grows back. not fun. Well.....sexy.<br /><br />wait until that grows back. not fun. Well....just for the sake of being able to say "told you so" waxing is the next move. <br /><br />have fun with that.Gauchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12734965408480594013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49324100471540806102009-09-10T17:37:51.508-04:002009-09-10T17:37:51.508-04:00Yeah, it's all fun and games until Moog shaves...Yeah, it's all fun and games until Moog shaves off a nipple.<br /><br />Be careful, there, good buddy.Un[Censored]https://www.blogger.com/profile/00426313193845894179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67129510866957300972009-09-10T16:54:03.227-04:002009-09-10T16:54:03.227-04:00Prove it! Let's see a pic!Prove it! Let's see a pic!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07113307510907969520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25229630290015346202009-09-10T16:34:52.209-04:002009-09-10T16:34:52.209-04:00OK, redhead ranting was right. You gotta hit the b...OK, redhead ranting was right. You gotta hit the bathroom before reading this blog. Three kids later, this blog and now I need a diaper. Gotta subscribe. After I get a depends.Katherinehttp://www.shoot-me-now.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50216875450709171492009-09-10T16:04:18.728-04:002009-09-10T16:04:18.728-04:00So where's the actual picture of the crop circ...So where's the actual picture of the crop circles? I always wanted to see some of those...http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-52677351455017551352009-09-10T15:50:06.334-04:002009-09-10T15:50:06.334-04:00MikeWJ: I KNOW...I've seen her in ads in Woman...MikeWJ: I KNOW...I've seen her in ads in Woman's Day and...<br /><br />..um..<br /><br />Nevermind.<br /><br />Narm: That's why you train your pecs to move.<br /><br />Everyone knows a chick can't deny a Whitney Houston chest boogaloo.<br /><br />Buzzard: You sound hot.<br /><br />Peach: I'm stress free.<br /><br />Except for when I'm home then I feel like I'm in cardiac arrest.<br /><br />Kids.<br /><br />Nonamedufus: I bet she could cut your wiggly off, though, with her bionic Kegel exercises.<br /><br />BirdShit: Kinda like that but not really.<br /><br />Hope that clarifies.<br /><br />Steph: Sex can get rough?<br /><br />Man..the shit they don't teach you in Health class.<br /><br />Can't wait to have some!<br /><br />Kellie: For some reason I'm picturing Malcolm in the Middle.<br /><br />Make it stop.<br /><br />Veggie: YAY!! I'm a fatal accident!! I'm a fatal accident!!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11698417750211582842009-09-10T15:30:05.436-04:002009-09-10T15:30:05.436-04:00You know I get that thing whenever I come over her...You know I get that thing whenever I come over here, that's like passing an accident on the highway - you don't WANT to look but you're sort of fascinated that you might see something nasty so you do anyway and then sure enough - decapitation and blood everywhere. That's what your entries are. Fascinatingly horrendous and bloody and totally like CRACK. :)<br /><br />Was the old lady's anus like sandpaper?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9971782104772296782009-09-10T15:22:19.100-04:002009-09-10T15:22:19.100-04:00We had the brilliant idea to do that to the hubs a...We had the brilliant idea to do that to the hubs about 5 years ago just b/c we were bored. Yeah, he isn't exactly a muscular guy. More of a skinny guy. Probably close to what he looked like when he was 12 but now he has chest hair. So when we shaved it off, well I felt like I had married a 12 year old. Cougar!!!Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.com