tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post2013838107741878475..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Dr. Seuss - The Ultimate Fighting ChampionMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49112072408241866282007-11-11T15:09:00.000-05:002007-11-11T15:09:00.000-05:00Another funny post. I will have to say though tha...Another funny post. I will have to say though that hearing someone from <I> New England </I> make fun of someone else's accent (THA + EES = THEEES) is just plain retahded.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54196691358887520882007-11-10T10:40:00.000-05:002007-11-10T10:40:00.000-05:00Back in the good ole days....... If we EVER did t...Back in the good ole days....... If we EVER did that to a teacher we would be scrubbing walls with a tootbrush.Choochhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07924924213787237712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24636795260285189312007-11-10T04:01:00.000-05:002007-11-10T04:01:00.000-05:00Your wife must be really hardcore(with a twist of ...Your wife must be really hardcore(with a twist of wackiness to boot, hey I am one, I can spot a wacky person from miles away,lol) if she is married to you... <BR/><BR/>Apparently not as hardcore as a pissed off first grader but second place is not anything to be ashamed off:)<BR/><BR/>So if the kid is so lethal with one book, what would his dream job be? To become a librarian maybe? Ah the possibilities would be truely endless then:)<BR/><BR/>DP out (and about)!Deadpoolitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14764796598421240921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65211735202357923762007-11-09T07:49:00.000-05:002007-11-09T07:49:00.000-05:00I pay little kids to fight each other all the time...I pay little kids to fight each other all the time. Your wife should do that next time a bunch of punk little kids try to make some trouble.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26455694272835689132007-11-09T02:15:00.000-05:002007-11-09T02:15:00.000-05:00I would just allow her napkins and crayons and tha...I would just allow her napkins and crayons and that is it! No more of those big, mean books. Whodathunk they could be so harmful? <BR/>Cindy<BR/>www.adayinthelifeofcindy.blogspot.comCindy Breningerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14090341390634068428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10161337140832596122007-11-08T20:51:00.000-05:002007-11-08T20:51:00.000-05:00oh my god, your angelina picture is hysterical!oh my god, your angelina picture is hysterical!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87880666311632057042007-11-08T19:46:00.000-05:002007-11-08T19:46:00.000-05:00She might want to avoid postcards, too. Paper cut...She might want to avoid postcards, too. Paper cuts are a bitch!Kitty DeMurehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17948935977855267546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65032090209518151152007-11-08T18:12:00.000-05:002007-11-08T18:12:00.000-05:00I have heard of putting words in someones mouth bu...I have heard of putting words in someones mouth but not into their arm.<BR/><BR/>How are your "beatings" going? If you need any help let me know.I'm willing to share that candy bar with you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69601822069910049062007-11-08T17:18:00.000-05:002007-11-08T17:18:00.000-05:00Postcards have sharp corners....I suggest maybe a ...Postcards have sharp corners....I suggest maybe a flashcard?<BR/><BR/>Geeez, your wife is a brave, brave woman!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78050662989594087132007-11-08T16:48:00.000-05:002007-11-08T16:48:00.000-05:00Boy if I was her I would have taught that little b...Boy if I was her I would have taught that little brat a lesson...<BR/><BR/>By running straight in the principal's office and complaining.<BR/><BR/>I'm very non-confrontational.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77230448966180391222007-11-08T16:32:00.000-05:002007-11-08T16:32:00.000-05:00Actual (anaonymous) 1st grade teacher in unnamed s...Actual (anaonymous) 1st grade teacher in unnamed southeastern state, teaching "words that sound alike, but have different meanings":<BR/><BR/>"There's a 'heel' on your shoe, and you can run up a 'heel' on your way to school".<BR/><BR/>I swear I am not making that up.Baba Doodliushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17967246168152075492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75500983927066641282007-11-08T15:57:00.000-05:002007-11-08T15:57:00.000-05:00Maybe the wife is suicidalMaybe the wife is suicidalMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76815168232669446842007-11-08T15:35:00.000-05:002007-11-08T15:35:00.000-05:00The picture of Charro teaching is stuck in my head...The picture of Charro teaching is stuck in my head now, thanks for that.<BR/><BR/>I think I got beat up by a first grader once, but, I was in kindergarten.<BR/><BR/>Speaking of kindergarten, my five year old son got off of the school bus the other day and announced that he now knows the "F" word.<BR/><BR/>~OsweganOsweganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01490409111938079094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72508385237506200622007-11-08T15:08:00.000-05:002007-11-08T15:08:00.000-05:00Well, I must say albeit pretty shitty for your wif...Well, I must say albeit pretty shitty for your wife, that had to be the greatest thing I have read all day! I feel bad for her. But you made the little story so so very entertaining to read! Thanks!Triciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18273950747126240131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73178453632496681402007-11-08T13:45:00.000-05:002007-11-08T13:45:00.000-05:00I, for one, could not deal with kids outside of a ...I, for one, could not deal with kids outside of a classroom, so I am thinking that teaching is NOT for me.<BR/><BR/>If I were to have a parent...well...be a parent with a troubled kid, I have a feeling I would start fire bombing.<BR/><BR/>LOL@ no drug runs for the family.[Un]Censoredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02472187893884540367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76042901676214709632007-11-08T13:31:00.000-05:002007-11-08T13:31:00.000-05:00I laughed so hard I almost peed! Great Post!!!I laughed so hard I almost peed! Great Post!!!Choochhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07924924213787237712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42830049620238567622007-11-08T12:40:00.000-05:002007-11-08T12:40:00.000-05:00Poor wifey. Too bad she didn't have her little man...Poor wifey. Too bad she didn't have her little man to protect her from the little man. lolprinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03208208987226715826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43525253595093333752007-11-08T12:31:00.000-05:002007-11-08T12:31:00.000-05:00Can't you arrange with some second graders for som...Can't you arrange with some second graders for something to "happen" to the little punk?Forrest Properhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15962708844204376272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21671537025589340542007-11-08T12:13:00.000-05:002007-11-08T12:13:00.000-05:00getting beaten by a book you gave someone is almos...getting beaten by a book you gave someone is almost as bad as getting beaten with your own shoe. <BR/><BR/>also, for an old broad, charro still has some nice cha chas.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57818414226962155892007-11-08T09:41:00.000-05:002007-11-08T09:41:00.000-05:00Give's a whole new definition to "Oh The Places Yo...Give's a whole new definition to "Oh The Places You Will Go" now doesn't it? Like, maybe, I don't know, to the alternative school? Prison? There's so many different places this fine upstanding young man will be going, Jess? <BR/><BR/>And another thing, I thought carrying books was only illegal in Kentucky but now I see that I'm wrong. And the upside in Kentucky is that they can't convict you because nobody can read enough to be able to testify that you actually had a book.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17397408226519286692007-11-08T08:58:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:58:00.000-05:00Omg that sounds so funny but it's not really! One...Omg that sounds so funny but it's not really! One time on my way to work, an 8 year old said he was going to rape me and jumped on my back and just clung on (maybe he thought that's what rape was, I have no idea), I thought my friends were going to wet themselves laughing...<BR/><BR/>Another time, my schoolbag was robbed by a gang of five year olds, I kid you not, I think that particular set of friends actually did wet themselves laughing. I went to school in a rough area if I had've done anything, their parents would have probably staggered over to me and stabbed me with a syringe or something. One girl got puked on one day - I would never be able to get over that so I let the 5year old criminals do whatever the hell they liked, the bag got too heavy for them to carry in less than 3minutes anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4769906070095285862007-11-08T08:24:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:24:00.000-05:00If you see my "earing" post:http://midgetmanofstee...If you see my "earing" post:<BR/><BR/>http://midgetmanofsteel.blogspot.com/2007/11/piercing-scream-aka-creating-my-third.html<BR/><BR/>You'll see we do, actually, resemble that famous couple.<BR/><BR/>..it can be very annoying at the mall.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38469540459232817822007-11-08T08:21:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:21:00.000-05:00Your wife is hot in that picture!Your wife is hot in that picture!FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7556106141706356522007-11-08T08:20:00.000-05:002007-11-08T08:20:00.000-05:00DUDE!! You're married to Angelina?? That means you...DUDE!! You're married to Angelina?? That means you must be ... Brad Pitt??<BR/><BR/>Tell your lovely wife she has my utmost admiration for teaching. It is the most noble of professions ... but I couldn't put up with the kids OR the parents.Sara Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com