tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post2159527855050944433..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: ..and puke begets puke begets puke begets...Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37054857025925734832009-08-27T14:41:42.695-04:002009-08-27T14:41:42.695-04:00huh. I realize this is a old post, but, you know i...huh. I realize this is a old post, but, you know in case your kids stop vomiting like a geyser in the future, try giving them ginger ale with lemon in it. Normally it helps settle their stomachs down. just a friendly fyi. Sorry bout the icky puke vent.Gauchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12734965408480594013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2755231747837134482009-03-16T09:02:00.000-04:002009-03-16T09:02:00.000-04:00Only YOU could make a stomach virus this entertain...Only YOU could make a stomach virus this entertaining.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48753457381721456082009-03-15T19:11:00.000-04:002009-03-15T19:11:00.000-04:00"I would smell Ann Coulter's socks on purpose."Yuk...<I>"I would smell Ann Coulter's socks on purpose."</I><BR/><BR/>Yuk. This explains alot.<BR/>Your taste dear boy is in your mouth.Kevenjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04527702723486597969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50045042620121244842009-03-15T18:35:00.000-04:002009-03-15T18:35:00.000-04:00This is hilarious and wrong and gross but mostly h...This is hilarious and wrong and gross but mostly hilarious.<BR/>This is also martini, by the way, under a just-as-equally-classy-new-nickname.<BR/>And what the F does "Stumble It" mean? You've gotten far too high-tech.Martinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05016175653364909806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23892804875586347372009-03-14T00:03:00.000-04:002009-03-14T00:03:00.000-04:00I throw up at the sound of throwing up. I have th...I throw up at the sound of throwing up. I have thrown whole carpets and new towels to avoid dealing with it. <BR/><BR/>My girlfriend always blamed it on the fact I never lived in a dorm room.A Girl, A Boy, and Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15952377787888335102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11033522997299604292009-03-13T13:43:00.000-04:002009-03-13T13:43:00.000-04:00Having it come out both ends..is not a good day in...Having it come out both ends..is not a good day in mental poo land. Every time I come over here..you guys got orifice problems. Isuggest you give a offering to the vomit god..like soon. <BR/><BR/>Maybe a golden throne??<BR/><BR/>You are on my slang word of the week card this week! Looking oh sooo HOT!The Hussy Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15013272237644576227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17536604879956292442009-03-13T07:39:00.000-04:002009-03-13T07:39:00.000-04:00Coffee: I would sell the house, but I got this gr...Coffee: I would sell the house, but I got this great rate on a reverse mortgage. I hear they're all the rage.<BR/><BR/>Narm: Must be nice to be single.<BR/><BR/>Becky: You haven't seen my daughter puke. Air vents aren't safe.<BR/><BR/>LiLu: I think Pinky Tuscadero is 95 right about now. She probably needs all the lube she can get.<BR/><BR/>Fiona: Art? Maybe I should sell some. Too bad I cleaned the vents.<BR/><BR/>KJ: I would smell Ann Coulter's socks on purpose.<BR/><BR/>MI: the problem is that you have to remember to drain the water from the tub. Social Services told me that during their last visit.<BR/><BR/>Mike: Good to know. Be right back, I have bugs on my eyes.<BR/><BR/>Malach: You and Mike are tag teaming?!<BR/><BR/>Etta: You're not allowed to be on the Internet? Me either. Human Resources can be assholes.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47624551189903305702009-03-13T06:05:00.000-04:002009-03-13T06:05:00.000-04:00There is nothing worse than snorting in front of y...There is nothing worse than snorting in front of your co- workers who know you are not allowed to be on the internet, because by God you didn't pay for it and then comes the line "Pinky Tuscadoro vulva." Why, oh why do you do this to me. You made me snort. You are so freaking crazy. I love you man.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41691580351013621832009-03-12T22:27:00.000-04:002009-03-12T22:27:00.000-04:00I am glad all the LSD I am putting in all your wat...I am glad all the LSD I am putting in all your waters is workingMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39747670742295195582009-03-12T21:28:00.000-04:002009-03-12T21:28:00.000-04:00We don't put fluoride in the water.It's LSD.Enjoy....We don't put fluoride in the water.<BR/><BR/>It's LSD.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20979850966315889352009-03-12T20:25:00.000-04:002009-03-12T20:25:00.000-04:00Dude, always put puking kid in the bath tub. Dumsh...Dude, always put puking kid in the bath tub. Dumshit.<BR/>Leave them there to puke all over themselves for oh about an hour. Turn on shower, leave for another 30 minutes. This washes the clothes off first so you have less chunkage to take to the laundry.<BR/>Ask for clothes, soak another 30 minutes with something nice, like bleach.<BR/>Remove kid from tub, offer clean jammies and let them know after they dry out the tub, they can go get their blankets and pillow, cause they are going to sleep in the tub.<BR/><BR/>Don't you know anything about parenting?Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11954064543817349982009-03-12T19:36:00.000-04:002009-03-12T19:36:00.000-04:00Mooog, you really need a new heat venting system a...Mooog, you really need a new heat venting system anyway, and don't worry about the air conditioning if you prolong the inevitable. Your house might be cool in July, but smell like Ann Coulter's socks.<BR/>Don't sweat it, well install one for you at a very reasonable rate.<BR/>Just call.Kevenjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04527702723486597969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89069958586286562762009-03-12T19:33:00.000-04:002009-03-12T19:33:00.000-04:00Once again you have managed to turn "vomit" into s...Once again you have managed to turn "vomit" into some rare art form...bravo! LOLfionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65712708810231346522009-03-12T17:14:00.000-04:002009-03-12T17:14:00.000-04:00This is the funniest post I ever read of yours. I'...This is the funniest post I ever read of yours. <BR/><BR/>I'm going to patent some Pinky Tuscadero lube. That shit will sell like crazy. <BR/><BR/>At least to YOUR readers. Boo yah.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24437305163155117402009-03-12T16:43:00.000-04:002009-03-12T16:43:00.000-04:00My air vents are in the ceiling. Jealous?My air vents are in the ceiling. Jealous?The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36011019341270636232009-03-12T16:34:00.000-04:002009-03-12T16:34:00.000-04:00So the wife pukes all over and then laughs as you ...So the wife pukes all over and then laughs as you have to clean it up???<BR/><BR/>All I have to say is that Saturday is officially Steak and Blowjob day - and I know a certain someone deserves to celebrate.Narmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-52339852012094267962009-03-12T14:45:00.000-04:002009-03-12T14:45:00.000-04:00First of all, quit feeding your daughter expired d...First of all, quit feeding your daughter expired dairy products and pink, fluoride treated lemonade. Next, when the family pukes like that, sell the house and move.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25552054447143480982009-03-12T14:30:00.000-04:002009-03-12T14:30:00.000-04:00Ladies and gentlemen:A rare treat today, as the ab...Ladies and gentlemen:<BR/><BR/>A rare treat today, as the above comment has been left by my friend, Kristin. <BR/><BR/>Kristin has been adorned on these pages with many a tale of her shitting herself.<BR/><BR/>The bitch she refers to is her husband, Jeff.<BR/><BR/>He's a lucky, lucky man.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48690115899002741652009-03-12T14:25:00.000-04:002009-03-12T14:25:00.000-04:00BG: BLASPHEME!!!! His hair was awesome because it ...BG: BLASPHEME!!!! His hair was awesome because it was covered in the vitamin rich soil of a thousand beautiful maidens!!<BR/><BR/>I liked Happy Days.<BR/><BR/>Stacie: Yeah. Hilarious.<BR/><BR/>Chat: Nor shall I. Pinky T, here I come baby!<BR/><BR/>Or were you talking about the puke thing?<BR/><BR/>Christina: please search this blog for the word 'leather' and it shall reveal my secret crush!<BR/><BR/>Nevermind. I just did.<BR/><BR/>Lbluca: Yes. This is what Yankee Candles smell like in Hell.<BR/><BR/>Olly: Yeah..my daughter set a family vomit distance record of 14 feet - throwing up from her bed to the FAR SIDE bedroom wall.<BR/><BR/>Impressive, actually.<BR/><BR/>Kellie: You sure sound like somethin' special!<BR/><BR/>Bow: She is better. Now we all just have explosive diarrhea.<BR/><BR/>Don: I imagine Matthew Broderick's bathroom is completely covered in puke.<BR/><BR/>Poor bastard.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the Stumble!<BR/><BR/>Poetry: If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all. Well...maybe really shitty luck, but I think that's worse.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87173963989785624112009-03-12T14:07:00.000-04:002009-03-12T14:07:00.000-04:00You are the only person I know who has shit like t...You are the only person I know who has shit like this happen to him... LMAO I am so glad my bad luck is not nearly as bad as yours.... ROTFLMAOPoetry Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05745536789207319653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69617469927556430252009-03-12T13:55:00.000-04:002009-03-12T13:55:00.000-04:00Damn dude! Sarah Jessica makes me want to come sit...Damn dude! Sarah Jessica makes me want to come sit on your toilet and puke pink shit too!!<BR/>Had to Stumble this one bro'!Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22446557229696296632009-03-12T13:54:00.000-04:002009-03-12T13:54:00.000-04:00Puke makes me puke too... hope your daughter is fe...Puke makes me puke too... hope your daughter is feeling better!Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09196629715633115596noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77089922946389650242009-03-12T13:47:00.000-04:002009-03-12T13:47:00.000-04:00My gag reflex kicked in just reading about all tha...My gag reflex kicked in just reading about all that pink vomit. That is disgusting. My husband is like your wife and will gag/vomit at the site of vomit. It was a lot of fun the other weekend when he helped my drunk ass puke and he was leaning over me dry heaving the entire time. Gross.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13381571918408882412009-03-12T12:48:00.000-04:002009-03-12T12:48:00.000-04:00Tis the season for puke, I guess. My daughter cam...Tis the season for puke, I guess. My daughter came home from school feeling a little queasy last week and went straight to her room to lay down. I asked her if she needed a bucket. She said no. Twenty minutes later she power-hurled her wall and floor. Greatful her room was somewhat clean and floor wasn't covered in stuff. <BR/><BR/>The worst thing about these viruses is that they tend to share them with you. Good luck with that. Son and wife not sick yet?Ollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956488313345711218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78482136756464375342009-03-12T12:43:00.000-04:002009-03-12T12:43:00.000-04:00HA I love that your daughter thought you meant to ...HA I love that your daughter thought you meant to sit on the toilet. Hilarious. I mean it sucks for you though. Your house must smell like a vomit scented candleLBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.com