tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post2190970960990835442..comments2009-11-13T12:49:05.414-05:00Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63350025940994742362009-11-13T12:49:05.663-05:002009-11-13T12:49:05.663-05:00I&#39;m totally late to this party but its cool because I&#39;m fashionably late.... I didn&#39;t read any of the other comments so if I duplicate someone its because I thought of it first and they just poached the brain waves of a smart girl...<br /><br />Archaelogists would this you wasted a gross amount of productivity time but applaude you for your skill in luring your employer to believe you were earning your paycheck that day. Archaelogists would also know that you aren&#39;t a professional drawer cuz those pics suxDaffyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36673518554151233502009-11-12T12:45:10.564-05:002009-11-12T12:45:10.564-05:00in all honesty, i could be here forever with all the crap you&#39;ve got going on at this blog, i love reading it all, but i just don&#39;t have the time<br /><br />you should totally be famous <br /><br />it&#39;s probably your i-used-to-be-fat paired with the short man&#39;s mentality that&#39;s keeping you back<br /><br />sighSPEAKING FROM THE CRIBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77776400849503416872009-11-12T07:34:43.578-05:002009-11-12T07:34:43.578-05:00Brndout: Thanks, woman! I shall put it on my awards page post haste!<br /><br />And by &#39;post haste&#39; I mean &#39;when I get around to it.&#39;<br /><br />Me-Me: Again...chicks and sperm...it&#39;s like you women are obsessed.<br /><br />JD: The turtle in a top hat...you sure that&#39;s not a penis?<br /><br />Matt: I knew you were going to say that because I&#39;m a genius.<br /><br />MY GOD. YOU&#39;RE RIGHT!<br /><br />JenJen: Yes. W00t..what? Oops. Wh@t?<br /><br />Joshua: You need a hobby.<br /><br />Jay Ferris: We may be related. Do you also draw sideways vaginas, because that would cement it.<br /><br />Meleah: Chicks LOOOOOOVE the secret agent types.<br /><br />A: I just cried, too. Lion King is SO sad in the middle.<br /><br />Wait. What?<br /><br />surveygirl: Yes it is illegal. Don&#39;t answer your door.<br /><br />Vodka: Does that mean you&#39;re obsessed with Laverne &amp; Shirley?<br /><br />Speaking: I&#39;ve listened to 7 year olds read. THAT is more painful.<br /><br />Alexa: The Internet is portable? I can take the entire thing with me?<br /><br />Do you know if it&#39;s acceptable as carry-on luggage?<br /><br />MikeWJ: I can sing AND drum and juggle. I say we use all three.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14486855784524599582009-11-12T00:16:03.592-05:002009-11-12T00:16:03.592-05:00I play backup guitar. If you&#39;ve can sing, drum, play lead or bass, I think we&#39;re halfway there. Move over U2 and Pearl Jam -- Sideways Vagina Artisans is coming up!MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72499427079813163442009-11-11T22:53:23.416-05:002009-11-11T22:53:23.416-05:00i doodle like you rows of circles all the time.<br /><br />over and over and over again on my notepads.<br /><br />it was a lot worse before the internet was invented and became portable.alexa - cleveland's a plumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8368519695077271702009-11-11T20:25:16.248-05:002009-11-11T20:25:16.248-05:00i am listening to my 7 year old read while i am reading this post <br /><br />i don&#39;t know which is more painful <br /><br />doodle freakSPEAKING FROM THE CRIBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27985775998331631512009-11-11T16:29:32.134-05:002009-11-11T16:29:32.134-05:00doodlers actually learn more when distracted...I read that somewhere I am sure.<br /><br />I usually doodle the cursive L...go figureVodka Logichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13870805969416858519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58028343271692176692009-11-11T14:24:18.910-05:002009-11-11T14:24:18.910-05:00@MEME - I KNEW they were sperm, but isn&#39;t it illegal to say SPERM on the internet&gt;?surveygirl46http://www.letmygerbilgo.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14286902482434847952009-11-11T14:06:45.899-05:002009-11-11T14:06:45.899-05:00I just cried. Love the &quot;doodle/agent&quot; page.Ahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16885464978585649419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13125104300390656112009-11-11T14:04:53.153-05:002009-11-11T14:04:53.153-05:00I think I am in love with your secret agent ESPECIALLY because of his creepy trenchcoat!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13065816237106088772009-11-11T13:17:05.051-05:002009-11-11T13:17:05.051-05:00I&#39;m a nonstop meeting doodler as well. And curiously enough, I too draw comet-like objects all the time. Although they usually look a lot more like flaming baseballs about to make contact with the head of whoever is running said meeting.Jay Ferrishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08361912685495566176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15060266237412707812009-11-11T13:08:33.075-05:002009-11-11T13:08:33.075-05:00Revenge sneeze, no. I did her one better. See, I could stand on the desk in my office, push aside the ceiling tile, move a second tile just the other side of the wall, and see into her office. This was not as easy as it sounds, as I had to put a chair on my desk. Luckily, I had my own office. And even better that her office was right next to mine. So, I went in on a Saturday that my wife was out of town and spent the entire day filling balloons with months worth of hole punch circles from our electric hole punching machine. I then proceeded to blow up enough confetti-filled balloons and drop them into her office until it was full. Literally. Floor to ceiling balloons. The best part was that she had to let the air out somehow and wasn&#39;t that bright. Imagine the mess left by 350 confetti-filled balloons. Probably the best prank I ever pulled in my 3.5 years at that place.<br /><br /><a href="http://techparent42.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">-Joshua</a>Joshuahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14823602174464736265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89283188510808765662009-11-11T12:53:17.825-05:002009-11-11T12:53:17.825-05:00revenge sneeze??<br /><br />totally gnarly.<br /><br />w00tJenJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10321843944318732942009-11-11T10:26:53.415-05:002009-11-11T10:26:53.415-05:00Wow. You&#39;re like a fucking professional. Those are very nice doodles.<br /><br />I doodle a little myself. Not alot, but from time to time- I dabble.<br /><br />They say geniuses doodle. Obviously thats true.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00976360898085871173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16143433892639503102009-11-11T10:05:52.588-05:002009-11-11T10:05:52.588-05:00I&#39;m impressed with your sideways vagina (and that&#39;s not even the first time today I&#39;ve typed that sentence).<br /><br />When I doooooodle, it&#39;s usually smiling suns with sunglasses or a friendly turtle wearing a top hat. I do love the occasional 3-D box, tho.JD at I Do Thingshttp://idothings.infonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17609971657009313832009-11-11T09:50:38.383-05:002009-11-11T09:50:38.383-05:00Is everyone that&#39;s been here blind! Those aren&#39;t comets, that&#39;s sperm!Me-Me Kinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84598012254779762612009-11-11T08:23:48.494-05:002009-11-11T08:23:48.494-05:00You crack me up! Check my spot out I left a little something there for you!Brndoutw8resshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14959665356418479402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23635639572149285712009-11-11T07:28:04.700-05:002009-11-11T07:28:04.700-05:00MikeWJ: Are you saying I&#39;m a sideways vagina artisan?<br /><br />&quot;Sideways Vagina Artisans&quot; would be <a href="http://www.midgetmanofsteel.com/2006/12/mental-poo-looza.html" rel="nofollow">a great name for a rock band.</a><br /><br />Don: See my reply to Peach above. You&#39;re welcome.<br /><br />bikramyogachick: Whoa..you know it&#39;s scarier in here in the dark, right?<br /><br />Knucklehead: Amateur.<br /><br />Malach: Once..just once...I&#39;d like you to leave a comment that I didn&#39;t have to Google to figure out wtf you were talking about.<br /><br />Thanks in advance!<br /><br />Funnyrunner: I&#39;m hopeful that they&#39;ll find my blog amidst a pile of my best seller books and a giant wad of cash and Playboy bunnies.<br /><br />Joshua: You got written up AT WORK?! Dude..that has &#39;revenge keyboard sneeze&#39; written all over it.<br /><br />Kys: Squiggles and circles is my finishing move. Wait..what are we talking about?<br /><br />Janna: Here&#39;s what&#39;s going through my mind when I doodle:<br /><br />&quot;..uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh....&quot;<br /><br />* drools<br /><br />L&#39;uragano: Isn&#39;t the vulva part of the vagina? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?!?<br /><br />Figures.<br /><br />Surveygirl: If Hell has a notebook and a Bic, I&#39;m good to go.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65983126865832851312009-11-11T03:08:48.952-05:002009-11-11T03:08:48.952-05:00Basically by your doodling totally random shit (except for the man riding the giant OBVIOUS penis, and the creepy child - i see a connection there..) what you&#39;re telling the world is that you find your staff meetings a horribly long and stiflingly boring preveiw into what an eternity in hell might be like. I understand. I wish they&#39;d just video tape their &quot;meetings&quot; and let us &quot;be there&quot; at our leisure. I for one tend to absorb a lot more info if it&#39;s playing in the background while i&#39;m filing my nails or shooting up some heroin - then if it&#39;s forced on me.surveygirl46http://www.letmygerbilgo.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73342504551094298732009-11-11T02:02:53.895-05:002009-11-11T02:02:53.895-05:00It&#39;s a sideways VULVA -- not a vagina and those &quot;comets&quot; look like deformed penises or sperms on steroids. Your call.L'uragano (The Hurricane)http://www.blogger.com/profile/10922403451601648430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2239370420509328972009-11-11T00:11:19.011-05:002009-11-11T00:11:19.011-05:00I found some sites that claim to analyze what&#39;s really going through your mind when you do certain kinds of doodles.<br />I found <a href="http://www.kidzworld.com/article/19086-doodle-decoder" rel="nofollow">this</a> and <a href="http://drawsketch.about.com/cs/tipsandideas/a/doodle_2.htm" rel="nofollow">this</a>.<br /><br />Sadly, neither one mentioned octo-squid-aliens and sideways vaginas.<br /><br />Still, I have my theories.Jannahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88367185531272838142009-11-10T22:41:49.026-05:002009-11-10T22:41:49.026-05:00You sure are better at it than I am. All I do are squiggles and circles. Bo-ring.kyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7989591610624486422009-11-10T22:12:39.573-05:002009-11-10T22:12:39.573-05:00I used to do this. Actually did it all the way through high school. Never a problem then. Got written up for it at work recently. I love it when co-workers can&#39;t mind their own fucking business.<br /><br /><a href="http://techparent42.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">-Joshua</a>Joshuahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14823602174464736265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55752459298271712922009-11-10T21:59:37.265-05:002009-11-10T21:59:37.265-05:00LLOL. I actually admire your propensity to doodle. I&#39;ve never been a doodler. One of those annoying over-achievers who has to pay attention, contribute, and brown nose.<br /><br />I like your doodlers, and I&#39;m sure archaelogists will like them, too. <br /><br />The real question is: what will archaelogists think of your blog someday? hee hee.Funnyrunnerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06871547075275345029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19985934086776011452009-11-10T20:25:08.716-05:002009-11-10T20:25:08.716-05:00Your drawing creatures from Los Carcosa I tell youMalach the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.com