tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post2373206011770557881..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: It's Only a Matter of Time Before Fox News Takes Out a Restraining OrderMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12694081234579704882011-08-23T18:29:19.010-04:002011-08-23T18:29:19.010-04:00You are awesome.You are awesome.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13258930607414077181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88061310389916613372011-03-18T15:38:29.106-04:002011-03-18T15:38:29.106-04:00Moooooooooog!
Ha... nice stuff! Another Friday ...Moooooooooog! <br /><br />Ha... nice stuff! Another Friday laugh! <br /><br />My favorites: <br /><br />"Salisbury Stake out" I LOLed<br /><br />And the 2 minutes one. Awesome. <br /><br />Can I get in on this? Just "like" Fox25 and I'm good, right?<br /><br />I don't want to step on your toes. Just figure that 2 is always better than 1, unless it's herpes. Can you have 2 herpes?<br /><br />Why do I get distracted so easily. <br /><br />CalebCalebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66398442240654212252011-03-18T14:03:08.472-04:002011-03-18T14:03:08.472-04:00This made my day. Not my weekend but it's a s...This made my day. Not my weekend but it's a start.TheNextMarthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3382780416283421332011-03-16T08:33:14.421-04:002011-03-16T08:33:14.421-04:00Oh you really are wasting your best stuff on them....Oh you really are wasting your best stuff on them. Too funny.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10106720865034468249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61286234014683166472011-03-09T12:37:24.598-05:002011-03-09T12:37:24.598-05:00LOVE. Adding you to FB.LOVE. Adding you to FB.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69650730122777736472011-03-06T20:24:16.149-05:002011-03-06T20:24:16.149-05:00Keep going, I can sense that you're close to b...Keep going, I can sense that you're close to being hired on....I guess this is the part where you'd draw the arrow towards my name and write in black ink: Wants me!Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41623872041682895782011-03-04T16:03:40.696-05:002011-03-04T16:03:40.696-05:00My head is filled with Fox News, dogs in boxes, as...My head is filled with Fox News, dogs in boxes, astronaut sex and President Garfield. That last one might just be me though.Megan (Best of Fates)http://www.bestoffates.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36703997680089814702011-03-03T20:27:09.106-05:002011-03-03T20:27:09.106-05:00NOTE TO SELF: Do not read your posts at work. I ca...NOTE TO SELF: Do not read your posts at work. I cannot keep from bursting into laughs that come out like snorts. It's not good. Not good at all. This post, on the other hand... amazing! Thank you for making my day.Jenny DBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08071690430502276672noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58310631002015429572011-03-03T19:38:11.441-05:002011-03-03T19:38:11.441-05:00Channel 7 in Boston has way hotter chick journalis...Channel 7 in Boston has way hotter chick journalistsMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40042514529989891732011-03-03T18:44:53.460-05:002011-03-03T18:44:53.460-05:00Moooooog, what else can I say, that you're not...Moooooog, what else can I say, that you're not sick of hearing???<br /><br />You have got to be one of the funniest men ever born.<br /><br />LMAO, ROFLMAO, LOL...what ELSE is there???Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81076493193414070392011-03-03T14:15:19.941-05:002011-03-03T14:15:19.941-05:00LMFAO nice! Those are awesome. I am following th...LMFAO nice! Those are awesome. I am following them now to keep my eye out for your crazy comments. And I don't even live in Boston! LOL!!Big Mama Casshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12031672182411200742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57858936583352573032011-03-03T11:40:32.343-05:002011-03-03T11:40:32.343-05:00I'm out of wonderful things to say about your ...I'm out of wonderful things to say about your posts. I sound like a spammer now because all I ever say is "hilarious', "peed my pants" and the old stand by "nice post". <br /><br />Winning!Jenhttp://www.redheadranting.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75462435547939852892011-03-03T08:59:05.001-05:002011-03-03T08:59:05.001-05:00Your Facebook comments are full of Tiger Blood and...Your Facebook comments are full of Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA awesome. More more more!The Absence of Alternativeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05395320989489560756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12951867997194211002011-03-02T21:57:59.926-05:002011-03-02T21:57:59.926-05:00Fun with dimwits! Is there a season for this sport...Fun with dimwits! Is there a season for this sport or is it legal year-round? You've won trophies, haven't you? What do you do with all the stuffed Tea Party-ers?Nicole Leigh Shawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02042126240711460836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69980866902407111652011-03-02T21:40:34.465-05:002011-03-02T21:40:34.465-05:00Love! Love! Love! Sheer genius!Love! Love! Love! Sheer genius!The Reckmonsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08846718419590267145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-26380406439963470922011-03-02T20:41:15.484-05:002011-03-02T20:41:15.484-05:00i need to find a pointless media outlet to stalk.....i need to find a pointless media outlet to stalk..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50005263178356776692011-03-02T20:31:50.332-05:002011-03-02T20:31:50.332-05:00I'm surprised you haven't taken over Hanni...I'm surprised you haven't taken over Hannity's spot yet considering you are actually interesting.<br /><br />OH, SICK BURN<br /> AM I RIGHT.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80197280254900129022011-03-02T19:06:11.969-05:002011-03-02T19:06:11.969-05:00I crack up EVERY SINGLE TIME you update your Faceb...I crack up EVERY SINGLE TIME you update your Facebook Status.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19476524385577931572011-03-02T17:55:26.732-05:002011-03-02T17:55:26.732-05:00you sir are a hero.
I usually just terrorize my f...you sir are a hero.<br /><br />I usually just terrorize my friends serious posts. Perhaps in your honor I will torment my local news facebook too.ClevelandPoethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12396614346308509126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4331968161346050542011-03-02T17:41:43.487-05:002011-03-02T17:41:43.487-05:00A guy I know posted this as his status:
On Febru...A guy I know posted this as his status: <br /><br />On February 23, 1885, English authorities attempted to hang convicted murderer John Lee. Despite three attempts at execution, the hanging gallows would not work. Bewildered by this turn of events, the court considered the unexplained malfunction to be an "act of God" and spared Lee's life<br /><br />I responded:<br /><br />Demented Duchess Little did they know, Feebus the court bailiff was in charge of greasing the lever to gallows but after a long night of ale, women and dart throwing, he woke up late and with only an hour left before the execution was to commence, he peed on it instead. This of course caused the metal pin in the lever to rust and it would not budge. <br /><br />Feebus, in fear of being found out for the inept moron that he was, kept quiet until right before his death, where he bequeathed to his favorite mistress his personal diary, in which were the true accounts of that day.<br /><br />John Lee went on to have 10 children with 3 different prostitutes from different parts of the world. A decedent of one was, Lee Harvey Oswald, who, as we know, is the government scapegoat accused of assassinating president John F. Kennedy. <br /><br />So the moral of the story is: If you are going to go out drinking and whoring, don't do it the night before an execution if you are the one in charge of making sure the equipment works right. Your decision may be used to kill a president.<br /><br />P.S.-<br />I like you Rodney- you funny guy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7822812679237908242011-03-02T16:39:40.348-05:002011-03-02T16:39:40.348-05:00Oh, I am SO going to do this! My FOX station isn&#...Oh, I am SO going to do this! My FOX station isn't yours so we won't be a couple of battling wiseasses, but this will be great! Thanks for the idea! I'm going to log off blogger and add my FOX station as a friend! Too too funny! (WARNING: I appear to have used up my allocated supply of exclamation marks. Damn.)Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7228315605968722912011-03-02T14:57:35.513-05:002011-03-02T14:57:35.513-05:00"In space, no one can hear you scream" a..."In space, no one can hear you scream" almost made me spit food across the room! Almost. I mean, it's ME and it was FOOD.<br /><br />Impressive! I might have to get on Facebook (I said FaceBOOK) just so I won't miss anything!SisterMerryHellishhttp://www.insideoutandbackwards.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59907253737312693622011-03-02T14:35:40.371-05:002011-03-02T14:35:40.371-05:00Reading your stuff is literally the happiest part ...Reading your stuff is literally the happiest part of some of my days.Stacyonthecouchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01890762246400326494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54721793980047161702011-03-02T14:21:11.077-05:002011-03-02T14:21:11.077-05:00Why aren't you a celebrity yet? I know why. Pe...Why aren't you a celebrity yet? I know why. People are JEALOUS. That's why.Mikehttp://www.dreamingofadollar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19636072595955486992011-03-02T14:19:39.398-05:002011-03-02T14:19:39.398-05:00Female astronaut to male astronuat: "That'...Female astronaut to male astronuat: "That's not the o-ring."<br /><br />Male astronaut to female astronaut: "That's not my finger."Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.com