tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post2523121260171452030..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: My Little Mark SpitzesMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58634537088693892432011-02-16T12:52:10.596-05:002011-02-16T12:52:10.596-05:00So, no more little Mark Spitzes huh? Too bad cuz ...So, no more little Mark Spitzes huh? Too bad cuz that was awesome! Thank god for the illustrations or I would've had a tough time following.<br /><br />I'm a fan nowLynn MacDonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08680909356053872951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36491290109502490982011-02-16T11:45:41.534-05:002011-02-16T11:45:41.534-05:00This was hilarious.
But I am left with a feeling ...This was hilarious.<br /><br />But I am left with a feeling of sadness. Someone who shall remain nameless but who is married to me and named Mark? Did not actually make it to the brown-bag stage.<br /><br />He fainted at the informational "Here's what happens when you get a vasectomy" class.<br /><br />And that was the end of that.<br /><br />Sigh.<br /><br />Plus also?<br /><br />Hmmmph.Krishttp://www.prettyalltrue.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71746885333960230112009-08-27T14:11:53.800-04:002009-08-27T14:11:53.800-04:00thanks for the smile. Damnit Moog, you have me lau...thanks for the smile. Damnit Moog, you have me laughing at work again. Jerk.Gauchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12734965408480594013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81571492442034248742008-01-18T04:24:00.000-05:002008-01-18T04:24:00.000-05:00you seem like a devoted and caring father :-)why d...you seem like a devoted and caring father :-)<BR/><BR/>why don't you use my "corset friday" posts for inspiration?<BR/><BR/>you can spend the money you save on toys for the kiddliesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45447322828866710902008-01-17T22:19:00.000-05:002008-01-17T22:19:00.000-05:00*snort* I'm catching up on my blog reads and I com...*snort* I'm catching up on my blog reads and I come upon your site (no pun intended) and I believe its the first post I've ever read twice. About Mooge of all things!!!<BR/><BR/>What if you brought the cup in Victoria's Secret bag? Is that manly?Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05397843545938743977noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64996291563822975662008-01-17T20:18:00.000-05:002008-01-17T20:18:00.000-05:00Rodney, on second thoughts, with what the doctor i...Rodney, on second thoughts, with what the doctor is charging you (or your insurance) for all of this his office should have a rotating supply of porn DVDs to lend out, strictly for medical purposes of course. Hell, they could probably find some way to bill your insurance for it: post-operative flow maintenance aide?<BR/><BR/>BTW, I don't make the big bucks. The government does.Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37765534995703955722008-01-17T20:14:00.000-05:002008-01-17T20:14:00.000-05:00Can we hire you for parties?Can we hire you for parties?Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89678946977931404302008-01-17T18:51:00.000-05:002008-01-17T18:51:00.000-05:00Sounds like the doctor's office needs some sort of...Sounds like the doctor's office needs some sort of a drive thru or drop off or something. You know, the kind of thing where you can drive up wearing dark glasses, dark hat, and a dark trench coat, drop off the mooge, and run away.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59915467171294161252008-01-17T17:18:00.000-05:002008-01-17T17:18:00.000-05:00Woohoo Mimzie! Thank you! Um...I mean...interesti...Woohoo Mimzie! Thank you! Um...I mean...interesting.<BR/><BR/>Does saliva kill sperm? Just trying to help you come up with an alternative method for next time :)Biscuithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07214037983461918187noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83414671538121528572008-01-17T15:32:00.000-05:002008-01-17T15:32:00.000-05:00Buzzardbilly: This is why you make the big bucks....Buzzardbilly: This is why you make the big bucks. Next time, I'll remember to tape it (with my luck, I'll end up using our wedding video).<BR/><BR/>UPDATE: I heard back from the nurse.<BR/><BR/>Check back tomorrow for my update.<BR/><BR/>(that's a "teaser")Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83945849996621653032008-01-17T15:26:00.000-05:002008-01-17T15:26:00.000-05:00Good luck! :D Um... I don't know what else to say ...Good luck! :D Um... I don't know what else to say that's even remotely appropriate.prinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03208208987226715826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16038072433927199142008-01-17T13:58:00.000-05:002008-01-17T13:58:00.000-05:00Why have I never heard of bopping the bishop?Hilar...Why have I never heard of bopping the bishop?<BR/><BR/>Hilarity.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74481535447407309802008-01-17T13:55:00.000-05:002008-01-17T13:55:00.000-05:00I haven't been by here in a few days. I confess, I...I haven't been by here in a few days. I confess, I missed you. <BR/><BR/>The horror of what you have been through. <BR/><BR/><BR/>A Macy's bag? For cripes sake. Maybe he's one of those metrosexuals or his wife wears the pants and jackboots.... and whips.... and .. :o)~Tawnya Shieldshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01629633695149859136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82652270444105891302008-01-17T12:56:00.000-05:002008-01-17T12:56:00.000-05:00A second sample? Your dr. is certainly thorough. I...A second sample? Your dr. is certainly thorough. I actually requested a second check several years later; <BR/><BR/>A) Just to be sure it somehow didn't reverse itself<BR/><BR/>B) To give me a guilt free excuse to spank it. Damn Catholicism.HeyJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04882102269183779983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86178688581859725492008-01-17T12:39:00.000-05:002008-01-17T12:39:00.000-05:00This was one hilarious post... i hope to god I don...This was one hilarious post... i hope to god I don't have to go through any of it myself...billymachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394367741745536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16116559570669933752008-01-17T11:47:00.000-05:002008-01-17T11:47:00.000-05:00Yes, a double negative is of the utmost importance...Yes, a double negative is of the utmost importance. Good luck with the death of the lil swimmers!!Divahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14740513813386444402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3453531093537542252008-01-17T11:26:00.000-05:002008-01-17T11:26:00.000-05:00Now see, if women had sperm and needed to drop off...Now see, if women had sperm and needed to drop off a sample we would have had the cup gift wrapped...screw the friggin ugly paper bag!<BR/><BR/>In order to have obtained that sample in the first place we would watch our husband do the dishes or sweep the floor.Talk about the ultimate fantasy!<BR/><BR/>I'm sweating just thinking about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7171768005010891432008-01-17T10:20:00.000-05:002008-01-17T10:20:00.000-05:00You bought pay-per-view porn and didn't tape it?You bought pay-per-view porn and didn't tape it?Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22167551425709051722008-01-17T10:16:00.000-05:002008-01-17T10:16:00.000-05:00Try out xtube.com. It's all free and pretty good s...Try out xtube.com. It's all free and pretty good stuff to choose from. Don't tell anyone I told you about it though. I have a reputation of being a "lady" and I would like to keep it that way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36758061135127809392008-01-17T09:58:00.000-05:002008-01-17T09:58:00.000-05:00When hubby and I brought in his sample..I swear th...When hubby and I brought in his sample..I swear the nurse only pretended to be hard of hearing...the office was filled with people and she kept asking what the sample was...he is polite and soft spoken and was almost whispering sperm...finally, he said...take a look and you tell me..she smiled...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54171445452528457462008-01-17T09:41:00.000-05:002008-01-17T09:41:00.000-05:00It's very good that your child didn't grab it and ...It's very good that your child didn't grab it and think it was vanilla pudding or something and down it before you got the chance.<BR/><BR/>Do you think that would mentally scar him for life?<BR/><BR/>If you think pay-per-view to whack one out is expensive, it'll be cheap compared to the therapy your boy will need.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07931689282231637591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61808271523963118042008-01-17T08:02:00.000-05:002008-01-17T08:02:00.000-05:00Why not just use YouPorn?Why not just use YouPorn?Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.com