Comments on Mental Poo: The Grand Whiffer

Mepsipax: "Swamp Ass," I believe, was defined by O...

2009-11-25T07:24:55.466-05:00

Mepsipax: "Swamp Ass," I believe, was defined by Oprah Winfrey when she tried to run that marathon.

True story.

Mai: Great..new tagline...

Moooooog35: Making women cry since 1968.

Daffy: You put him to sleep?

On a related note, 'Youth in Asia Euthanasia' would be a great name for a rock band.

Knucklehead: Brown belt with yellow stripe.

Um. Ew.

Kate: Who's talking about shitting here? You women and your poop stories...crazy. Crazy. Can't wait to tell the world about how you poo.

Which you don't do.

That's why there are poo fairies.

Wow, I guess I just don't fart like other guys. I...

2009-11-24T21:26:55.700-05:00

Wow, I guess I just don't fart like other guys.

I also only defecate maybe every other day, maybe I am too efficient and processing everything.

Hmm. Perhaps you could work your ninja-like gastr...

2009-11-24T21:01:17.379-05:00

Hmm. Perhaps you could work your ninja-like gastrointestinal skills into your next karate tournament.

Brown belt, indeed.

SOunds like your farts are on par with my dogs.......

2009-11-24T20:42:41.237-05:00

SOunds like your farts are on par with my dogs....well were...we put him to sleep awhile back.

You may want to sleep with one eye open...

Better yet, maybe you shouldn't sleep at all

OMG. That made me laugh so hard, I cried.

2009-11-24T19:35:34.389-05:00

OMG. That made me laugh so hard, I cried.

Dear god that was the funniest shit ever. I laugh...

2009-11-24T19:04:21.453-05:00

Dear god that was the funniest shit ever. I laughed so hard I sharted. I thought I was the only one with farts so stinky they burned. You know when it burns it will reek. Also, I hate it when you gotta fart bad and have to hold it in and get swamp ass (defined in my blog).

Nanny: Sorry..you slipped under the comment radar....

2009-11-24T18:27:28.198-05:00

Nanny: Sorry..you slipped under the comment radar.

Actually, I think it was the woman who wrote 'Flowers in the Attic' who did that. That book stunk.

Steam Me Up: Thank you! Now..if we could only get 'the wave' started...

I didn't even realize how hard I was laughing unti...

2009-11-24T18:24:59.232-05:00

I didn't even realize how hard I was laughing until I'd finished the post. Wow. I'm doing the dramatic slow clap building momentum into thunderous applause for you, only with farts instead of claps. It starts with a "pew." and culminates in a cacophony of "BURRRRRIPPPPZZZZ!"

The old lady at the window fucking killed me.

Joshua: You might want to lay off the Oxycondone f...

2009-11-24T18:24:50.594-05:00

Joshua: You might want to lay off the Oxycondone for a bit. Might help with the head fuzzies.

I'm in the know.

Jen: Thank you. It's a skill.

A useless, useless skill.

JenJen: You know..I wasn't even going to publish it because I didn't think it was funny.

You people are weird.

MikeWJ: Mike...we all float down here.

noname: Just think how my family feels.

Queasy, actually.

You, my good man, have somehow managed to bring fa...

2009-11-24T18:22:04.577-05:00

You, my good man, have somehow managed to bring farting into the literary realm. Hilarious!

I can't imagine why but when I reached the end of ...

2009-11-24T18:00:40.783-05:00

I can't imagine why but when I reached the end of this post I found I'd been holding my breath...and it wasn't in suspense either. Phew, Moooooog.

Funny! But stay away from me!

2009-11-24T17:59:09.122-05:00

Funny! But stay away from me!

This is the funniest thing you've written I think....

2009-11-24T17:06:58.351-05:00

This is the funniest thing you've written I think.
I am laughing so hard there's tears.

Or...is that the garlic smashed?

I blogged about flatulence too today, though not a...

2009-11-24T16:02:56.029-05:00

I blogged about flatulence too today, though not as well as you have here. Could there even be any question of that? I don't think so. You rock at telling fart/poo stories, even if it involves the death of an old lady.

And now my head hurts worse than it did before. Fr...

2009-11-24T15:41:15.440-05:00

And now my head hurts worse than it did before. From laughing so hard. Seriously, you are gifted. Every damn time I laugh until I cry. Sometimes that's a good thing. Sometimes it's not. Have at it, Moog.

-Joshua

Don: No, seriously. Who the Hell eats pickled okr...

2009-11-24T14:58:46.328-05:00

Don: No, seriously.

Who the Hell eats pickled okra?

Coffee: ..and years from now the neighbors will all say in their interviews that you were a quiet, nice guy.

Olly: I'd try stand up, but I fear that the people wouldn't see me behind the stage lights.

Kate: WTF. YOU MAKE HIM DO IT, TOO?!?

You women are WRONG.

Lee: ..and that's why your sphincter is named Princess Citronella.

Linnn: Oh, man..don't even get me started on explosive diarrhea.

Roger: It was a by-product of my environment. Funny, when we stopped working together, my smell went away.

Huh.

I was wondering why you always smelled like shit. ...

2009-11-24T14:55:57.276-05:00

I was wondering why you always smelled like shit. Now I know why.

There is nothing funnier than a fart. Say no more....

2009-11-24T14:52:48.299-05:00

There is nothing funnier than a fart. Say no more.

I am crying, I am laughing so hard..that's how mat...

2009-11-24T14:52:04.108-05:00

I am crying, I am laughing so hard..that's how mature I am. Hubby won't fart in front of me, but I have no issues in front of him. And, I have killed many mosquitoes, which by the way, a good smelly is better than off.

There is NOTHING wrong with requiring the pants sh...

2009-11-24T14:33:06.009-05:00

There is NOTHING wrong with requiring the pants shake. I learned this the hard way when I first started dating my (now) husband...smelly bastard.

It's getting to the point where I can read your bl...

2009-11-24T14:25:04.480-05:00

It's getting to the point where I can read your blog until I have the office to myself. I've even had to let a few calls go to voice mail cause I couldn't stop laughing. Have you ever tried stand up? I think it may be your calling!

My wife uses bungee cords to hold the covers aroun...

2009-11-24T13:52:42.800-05:00

My wife uses bungee cords to hold the covers around our necks so that when I fart I don't blow them up into the ceiling fan and thus drag the ceiling down on top of us. But they are fun, too, the cords that is, because she can’t get out real fast when I push her head under the covers. After she passes out, I can finally have sex. She calls my ass WMD.

Squirt cheese? ...and you ask who the hell eats pi...

2009-11-24T13:45:28.589-05:00

Squirt cheese? ...and you ask who the hell eats pickled okra? Christ! Fucking squirt cheese. I get gassed up just thinking about it. Gonna go shoot down some pigeons and fart in Rachel Ray's mouth now. Excuse please.

Funny: I completely give you permission to make th...

2009-11-24T13:40:18.213-05:00

Funny: I completely give you permission to make this viral.

You're welcome.

I mean, thank you.

Lauren: Great..now I have to go to a Narcissists Anonymous meeting tonight. I hope you're happy.

I am, because I'm king!

Maybe I should go to two.

Carissa: What? It's just a toot.

Brutalism: We ARE gross and we like it that way. Except the gay ones, they're pretty uptight about that.

Meleah: You might want to warn him ahead of time because after many years of this, it gets tiring.

Unfinished: Someday, you will tell that story to your grandchildren.

Who will then flee the house.

Travis: We're like peas in a pod. Peas in a pod who distort their bungholes.

"Pea Pod Bunghole Distorters" would be a great name for a rock band.

Dood! I know when you fart. The prevailing winds t...

2009-11-24T13:40:13.088-05:00

Dood! I know when you fart. The prevailing winds take it in my direction about 8 hours after you let 'er rip.

If I have company I just blame it on the dog.