Comments on Mental Poo: Jack Sparrow and the Class-3 Felony

For real...only YOU could combine ANAL RAPE with a...

2009-10-15T09:50:30.011-04:00

For real...only YOU could combine ANAL RAPE with a KIDS birthday party!

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I think ima have to read this again after I get ba...

2009-10-14T16:47:44.351-04:00

I think ima have to read this again after I get back from the bar.

Totally agree with you on the room full of 5 yr ol...

2009-10-13T21:23:54.267-04:00

Totally agree with you on the room full of 5 yr olds analogy.

You kind of lost me for a while at Kiera Knightly ...

2009-10-13T16:58:41.854-04:00

You kind of lost me for a while at Kiera Knightly and her toolie but at the heart of this post--which was obviously written on meth--I sense that you're capable of being a good father. Not as good a father as your UPS driver, but then he enjoys certain advantages over you that really aren't your fault.

These are not the kid parties I remember! LOL

2009-10-13T12:32:11.297-04:00

These are not the kid parties I remember! LOL

"...because when you’re four, you define a 'friend...

2009-10-13T11:59:13.753-04:00

"...because when you’re four, you define a 'friend' as:

1) anyone"

Correction.

1) Anyone who's NOT the smelly kid.

Just kidding. Leave Mr Boots alone. He means no ha...

2009-10-13T10:38:40.887-04:00

Just kidding. Leave Mr Boots alone. He means no harm.

Would the owner of the Mr. Boots penis please come...

2009-10-13T10:38:06.316-04:00

Would the owner of the Mr. Boots penis please come get his stupid ass comment off my blog page. Would the owner of the Mr. Boots penis please get his comment off my blog page. Thank you.

Don: Someday, you'll make a great dad. Just kiddi...

2009-10-13T06:43:37.586-04:00

Don: Someday, you'll make a great dad.

Just kidding. You're going to really suck.

Speaking: No need to bend to pat me on the back..I'll be lying down anyway.

MORE OIL! MORE OIL!

Bird Shit: Ladder 49? So I finally found the other person who's watched that movie.

Knucklehead: Everything was destroyed in the explosion.

Un[censored]: What's her going rate?

For the crack..not the prostitution.

I have standards, you know.

Malach: * whistling as I put my Hellboy 2 (Pg-13) back in it's Netflix folder after watching with my kids.

Gauche: I WILL take my 6 year old to pg-13 movies if I read the reviews AND/OR go see them by myself first (Iron Man, etc.).

R rated movies, though, are a crapshoot at best.

Alright, so I'm apparently not the only one who ge...

2009-10-12T21:54:39.015-04:00

Alright, so I'm apparently not the only one who gets uncomfortable when kids five and under start using the word "mate" at random intervals then...good to know.

Also, you're right about the PG-13 rating, but I'm noticing parents (at least some of them) seem to be ignoring the ratings for movies lately.....

on a somewhat related note:

"WHORE!!"

fucking priceless.

You ass. I'm still laughing. How many kids ran away from you crying? This is one of your best posts ever....I think the Energizer Moog Bunny and Ms. Knightly picture was what did it....well played my good sir, well played.

The problem ain't the parents bringing kids to tho...

2009-10-12T21:39:20.597-04:00

The problem ain't the parents bringing kids to those movies, it is all the crap the of those movies aimed at kids.

I don't know, now...I know lots of people whose fr...

2009-10-12T19:02:05.181-04:00

I don't know, now...I know lots of people whose friends violate her sphincter...but she's a crack whore, so that is to be expected.

And now, here is some insurance excitement. Who would have thought, right?

Crys

http://weekfullofmondays.blogspot.com/2009/10/stunning-cruelty-la-biz-observed.html

Not that you need my help for post ideas, but I fo...

2009-10-12T17:18:55.471-04:00

Not that you need my help for post ideas, but I for one would love to read a letter that your third grade teacher wrote to your parents. I'm sure those documents exist somewhere.

You think Pirates of the Caribbean was bad for a k...

2009-10-12T16:45:05.886-04:00

You think Pirates of the Caribbean was bad for a kid to watch. My mom let my niece watch Ladder 49 at the age of 6 where everyone is dying in fires. Great kid movie.

only you could take a child's party and somehow en...

2009-10-12T15:56:19.880-04:00

only you could take a child's party and somehow end up with caligula

here to pat you on the back - i'd probably have to bend over though to do it, right? <---- go to town my friend

The little CWinTraining will soon learn that the o...

2009-10-12T15:14:33.077-04:00

The little CWinTraining will soon learn that the older she gets that bananas will start pissing down her throat. What then? Cucumbers?

SwirlGirl: The compassion you have makes me tear u...

2009-10-12T14:40:50.419-04:00

SwirlGirl: The compassion you have makes me tear up.

adrienzgirl: Hoo-ha reminds me of Al Pacino in that movie where he's the blind guy and yells, "HOOHA!" all the time.

The last thing I want to think of near a toolie is Al Pacino.

Olly: I know...you'd figure this bracelet I have to wear would send off an alarm or something.

They let you come to the birthday parties? Clearly...

2009-10-12T14:03:34.072-04:00

They let you come to the birthday parties? Clearly they have NO idea about this blog...

You my friend are one sick pup, you know that Barn...

2009-10-12T13:59:04.171-04:00

You my friend are one sick pup, you know that Barney is a pedophile, yet you are concerned about 4yr olds watching Jack Sparrow? It's Disney for crying out loud! :P Although Johnny Depp is kinda creepy in a pervy flamboyant maybe I'm a homo pirate kind of way.

Toolie is a cool name, but I prefer Hoo-ha! :P

When they're five, gymnastics parties are awesome....

2009-10-12T12:41:41.516-04:00

When they're five, gymnastics parties are awesome. When they're six - you sneak in to the gymnastics place and replace the foam in the pit with broken glass and sharp knives.

Six? time to man up!

MI: Yes, I'm a FedEx kin..um... No. Nice try. C...

2009-10-12T11:42:40.481-04:00

MI: Yes, I'm a FedEx kin..um...

No.

Nice try.

Christina: Barney is a playa.

I know this because he told me he loves you.

Mjenks: Austin Powers has an unedited version?!

Like I want to see that much of Mike Myers.

Catlady: I would recommend at least 11 years old.

That's how old I was and I turned out just fine.

Right?

Sassafrass: Miley Cyrus is a whore?!?

Whoa. Thinking I got a little too excited there.

Ed: Ha! You and your 'reach backs.'

Your gayness is so cute sometimes.

Carissa: My dorm room WAS amazing.

I think.

I was drunk most of the time.

Erin: Sounds like someone is volunteering!

Matt: I know, huh? It's like having Pam Anderson being the poster girl for rare blood diseases.

Lee: "I must be some kind of sicko.."

Yeah. I'd say that pretty much sums me up.

JenJen: I can't wait for my daughter's first Health class where she calls it a toolie in front of her friends.

She will kill me.

toolie is the best name for a vagina I have ever r...

2009-10-12T11:39:33.055-04:00

toolie is the best name for a vagina I have ever read. Or said out loud.

You are funny! So, now I have to follow and if yo...

2009-10-12T11:39:31.624-04:00

You are funny! So, now I have to follow and if you follow SFTC and keep winning her contests, then you must be some kind of sicko funny, which is the funny that I love, so guess what...you're it!

Tony Danza being the posterchild for rape just mak...

2009-10-12T11:33:27.246-04:00

Tony Danza being the posterchild for rape just makes sense to me.

Or...'delivering packages to your ass'.

2009-10-12T11:28:47.839-04:00

Or...'delivering packages to your ass'.