Comments on Mental Poo: My Great Big D*ck

Swirl: It beads up and rolls off...just like a hoo...

2009-07-06T16:28:30.860-04:00

Swirl: It beads up and rolls off...just like a hooker when I forget my money.

Omyword: Thanks for keeping that concise.

Beaver: You know what they say about having a d*ck too big, don't you?

Actually, I'm asking. I have no idea.

MI: The user's manual is entirely in Spanish.

Figures.

Meghan: I'm not even going to ask.

Chris: Wow...my d*ck is famous even across the pond?!

Meleah: You're too easy.

It says that in the men's room, too...FYI.

I totally fell for that one. But I am easily foole...

2009-07-06T14:46:09.644-04:00

I totally fell for that one. But I am easily fooled. Nice new DECK! Im sure you guys will have loads of fun with that!

Glad to hear your d*ck is giving satisfaction all ...

2009-07-06T03:32:11.223-04:00

Glad to hear your d*ck is giving satisfaction all round.

Wow, think your wife would mind if I sat on your g...

2009-07-05T19:44:47.489-04:00

Wow, think your wife would mind if I sat on your giant d*ck?

Are you mature enough to handle a d*ck that big? I...

2009-07-05T10:29:38.508-04:00

Are you mature enough to handle a d*ck that big? I mean, do you know what to do with a d*ck that size? Did it come with instructions? Suggestions?

I guess as long as your wife is happy, your happiness is rather irrelevant.

Congrats!

You call that big? Man my d*ck is way bigger than ...

2009-07-04T16:27:00.738-04:00

You call that big? Man my d*ck is way bigger than yours... I am thinking about a d*ck reduction its so freakin big it looks well, freakish!

Oh man. I have to admit, you got me there. I'm thi...

2009-07-04T13:25:03.066-04:00

Oh man. I have to admit, you got me there. I'm thinking, "Wow, can they DO that?" and "Do they just add skin, or what?" and then, "Nah, that wouldn't work. He'd have a floppy dick-end." And then, "Well, if they can take a man to the moon...they can add muscle and fat and whatever other magical components are used (and abused) in the erection process." and then, "Will the doctor tap on the end of his dick to see if he's "lost sensitivity" like they did to my nipples when I had my breasts enlarged?" Then, "Wow, his wife is brave to actually SAY that his dick isn't big enough. wow." and then, "I remember my ex-boyfriend whose ex-wife tried to make him get his dick reduced. Now SHE was nuts. Really. But he was a bastard. Dick or no dick."

See where my stream of consciousness goes?

Congrats on your new deck, and give my regards to all who sit upon it.

I am rolling , yes- actually rolling on the floor ...

2009-07-03T17:18:15.660-04:00

I am rolling , yes- actually rolling on the floor at your new d*ck! How'd it take the Thompson's water seal??

Emily: Thank you. And as you bow, I do crazy thin...

2009-07-03T16:25:12.388-04:00

Emily: Thank you. And as you bow, I do crazy things to your head while you're not looking.

Becky: Fashionably late, though.

I forgive you.

THIS time.

ettarose: Redneck?! I don't drink Pabst!!!

CatLady: Hey..congrats on creeping me right the fuck out!

Kirsten: I can't wait to see what my search terms come up with after all these comments.

Mike: Oh. Look.

Vomit.

My d*ck is almost that big. Only wrinklier.

2009-07-03T14:34:29.950-04:00

My d*ck is almost that big. Only wrinklier.

Impressive d*ck, my friend!

2009-07-03T12:15:12.947-04:00

Impressive d*ck, my friend!

Sadly, I don't have a d*ck to begin with... perhap...

2009-07-03T12:14:13.322-04:00

Sadly, I don't have a d*ck to begin with... perhaps I can come over and share yours? We could have a good time together. I even promise not to poop on your d*ck. Unless of course, it's a poop d*ck.

Sincerely,
Cat Lady

Ohhh the shades of a redneck I see. You are a bad ...

2009-07-03T12:04:19.712-04:00

Ohhh the shades of a redneck I see. You are a bad bad boy moooooog. Now your wife can never bitch about your small d*ck again.

I got here late. fEck.

2009-07-03T11:53:44.565-04:00

I got here late.

fEck.

Fabulous! Excellently done. I bow.

2009-07-03T11:07:34.441-04:00

Fabulous! Excellently done. I bow.

Nanny: What's up with you people and ducks? You'r...

2009-07-03T07:55:34.185-04:00

Nanny: What's up with you people and ducks? You're sicker than me.

And that's saying something.

Doug: And smells like Mrs. Dyer!

Too soon?

Nano: Anything I can do to help. I'm here for you.

I'm also lying.

Fawkes: Thank you...from the bottom of my shriveled black heart.

Malach: Couldn't turn the deal down...and he did a great job. To do it myself would have caused some sort of nuclear accident.

Collette: Good point. I have weird tan lines from the last time I ...oh..dEck...dammit...I keep confusing myself.

Zan: I think there's room for, like, 8 on there now...so I don't see a problem with that.

My wife, on the other hand tends to frown on strangers sitting on my d*ck.

Can't blame the woman for wanting it all to herself, really. It is quite ravishing.

Can I sit on your dck? It may be the only dck I ...

2009-07-03T01:33:08.073-04:00

Can I sit on your d*ck? It may be the only d*ck I get for a while...

I hope you treated that wood. Hate to see your nic...

2009-07-03T01:21:15.653-04:00

I hope you treated that wood. Hate to see your nice big d*ck get cracks from being exposed to the elements!

Wow, $2500 a good deal on that, the materials abou...

2009-07-02T22:25:41.508-04:00

Wow, $2500 a good deal on that, the materials about were probably around 2K

well played, good sir. Well played indeed. awesome...

2009-07-02T21:21:39.863-04:00

well played, good sir. Well played indeed. awesome blog.

OMG! I AM a total perve! I had no idea I was so...

2009-07-02T18:32:41.749-04:00

OMG! I AM a total perve! I had no idea I was so perverted. Thanks for pointing it out.

Hey your d*ck has brown stain all over it too!

2009-07-02T16:29:55.764-04:00

Hey your d*ck has brown stain all over it too!

Yeah, I came over here because I thought you got y...

2009-07-02T16:18:10.948-04:00

Yeah, I came over here because I thought you got your DUCK enlarged too.

Tease.

Kellie: You had me at 'd*ck.' I don't know what I...

2009-07-02T15:43:33.261-04:00

Kellie: You had me at 'd*ck.'

I don't know what I mean by that.

Jen: Yes...silly was the word I was thinking, too.

Chris: Excellent point about the back vs. front.

* sighs realizing this is only true for the deck

Mike: Calling all mental giants...Mike has called you out!!

Get him!!

Or not.

I don't care, really.

That's a beautiful d*ck. And anyone who didn't kn...

2009-07-02T15:39:19.284-04:00

That's a beautiful d*ck.

And anyone who didn't know what you were talking about 10% of the way through is a moron.

Still, enjoyable read ;)

Comments on Mental Poo: My Great Big D*ck

Swirl: It beads up and rolls off...just like a hoo...

I totally fell for that one. But I am easily foole...

Glad to hear your d*ck is giving satisfaction all ...

Wow, think your wife would mind if I sat on your g...

Are you mature enough to handle a d*ck that big? I...

You call that big? Man my d*ck is way bigger than ...

Oh man. I have to admit, you got me there. I'm thi...

I am rolling , yes- actually rolling on the floor ...

Emily: Thank you. And as you bow, I do crazy thin...

My d*ck is almost that big. Only wrinklier.

Impressive d*ck, my friend!

Sadly, I don't have a d*ck to begin with... perhap...

Ohhh the shades of a redneck I see. You are a bad ...

I got here late. fEck.

Fabulous! Excellently done. I bow.

Nanny: What's up with you people and ducks? You'r...

Can I sit on your d*ck? It may be the only d*ck I ...

I hope you treated that wood. Hate to see your nic...

Wow, $2500 a good deal on that, the materials abou...

well played, good sir. Well played indeed. awesome...

OMG! I AM a total perve! I had no idea I was so...

Hey your d*ck has brown stain all over it too!

Yeah, I came over here because I thought you got y...

Kellie: You had me at 'd*ck.' I don't know what I...

That's a beautiful d*ck. And anyone who didn't kn...

Can I sit on your dck? It may be the only dck I ...