Comments on Mental Poo: Enquiring Minds Want to Know, but Probably Not

I do like to think of myself as OH oh OH moooomyyy...

2009-11-27T22:12:15.542-05:00

I do like to think of myself as OH oh OH moooomyyy.....

My google alerts send me crazy amounts of OH mommy emails. Every single day. Who knew the internet was so dirty. LMAO.

Update: Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving. M...

2009-11-27T14:25:34.286-05:00

Update:

Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.

Mine actually centered around people dissecting why my wife and I don't have relations very often.

Always good dinner conversation while your in-laws are FUCKING SITTING RIGHT THERE...JESUS CHRIST, PEOPLE.

Anway...I'm working on answering your questions...which you'll see in a number of posts coming up.

Thanks, everyone, for your questions! Have a great weekend and we'll catch you on Monday with some all new posts about why I'm an asshole.

Well..not WHY. Just more stories about it.

Since no question is too personal... At what age ...

2009-11-27T11:53:54.971-05:00

Since no question is too personal...

At what age did you reach your full height?

Are you taller than your children?

Since you are made of steel, does that mean your penis is always erect?

What color is your Harley?

Ooh, I have two questions: 1. Is there any topic ...

2009-11-27T10:34:54.136-05:00

Ooh, I have two questions:

1. Is there any topic that you consider off-limits? I'm guessing not, but let's get the record straight. AND if the answer is Yes, then you need to blog about that topic in the next few weeks.

2. Will you shave MY junk so I don't have to? Not a Brazilian or landing strip, just regular-style.

What shade of lipstick is your hand wearing and wh...

2009-11-26T17:59:55.642-05:00

What shade of lipstick is your hand wearing and where can I buy it?

^^^ That was me, stupid wife was using my pc.

2009-11-25T22:37:23.320-05:00

^^^ That was me, stupid wife was using my pc.

Why are you so cool?

2009-11-25T22:36:00.222-05:00

Why are you so cool?

DOH!!! Coffeypot asked MY question! So make sure y...

2009-11-25T21:12:16.929-05:00

DOH!!! Coffeypot asked MY question! So make sure you answer it, cause I really want to know what you actually DO at work that leaves you so much time to blog, etc.

Is Ralph Friedgen going to get the pink slip?

2009-11-25T20:01:06.718-05:00

Is Ralph Friedgen going to get the pink slip?

Just one question: Cleveland Steamer or Cincinnati...

2009-11-25T19:08:29.409-05:00

Just one question: Cleveland Steamer or Cincinnati Bowtie?

You have a hairy penis?

2009-11-25T18:27:49.419-05:00

You have a hairy penis?

Do you use a footstool to get on your Harley and w...

2009-11-25T17:31:57.253-05:00

Do you use a footstool to get on your Harley and what do you do when you come to a stoplight?

What DO you do at work that give you all the time to read, comment and post on the blog, FB and Twitter? Are you a BOSS? Remember, BOSS spelled backward is double SOB.

Only you....would think we care to know. Some of d...

2009-11-25T13:25:22.983-05:00

Only you....would think we care to know. Some of do want to sleep at night ya know. And you already provide us with plenty of disturbing images that will eventually require serious therapy.

What do you want to be when you grow up? Do you t...

2009-11-25T13:19:13.695-05:00

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Do you think growing UP is still an option?

If presented with the choice between WATCHING 2 really hot lesbians get nasty, or JOINING 2 mediocre lesbians for a 3-way, which do you choose?

When do you think your wife will take the training wheels off your Harley? And would you be able to touch without them?

If you and Kristin where both single, would you let her poop on your chest?

How important is the "reach around" to you?

Do your coworkers ever give you shit for shopping for clothes at Baby Gap?

If you weren't busy writing Hilariously funny posts at work, do you think you would be able to finish reading the Twilight series?

If a train leeaves Indiana at 1pm, and another train leaves New Hampshire at 7pm, would Belichik still go for it on fourth down?

Are you really a Hobbit? You are short and live in a Shire. (New Hamp"shire") Is your real name Rodney Frodo?

I can give you shit because I'm short too. But 5'4 1/2" is still bigger than 5'2", so there.

Narcissistic much? God. All we care about is the ...

2009-11-25T12:51:14.470-05:00

Narcissistic much?
God.

All we care about is the penis anyway.

Q&A: If you could have any five people killed, who...

2009-11-25T12:42:35.528-05:00

Q&A: If you could have any five people killed, who would it be and by what means would you have them whacked?

Well, have a great thanksgiving and questions?? r...

2009-11-25T12:31:54.788-05:00

Well, have a great thanksgiving and questions?? really?? I gotta know what you do in real life. That's my question. Give it to me...give it to me gooooood, moooooooog.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and I will try to ke...

2009-11-25T10:50:04.798-05:00

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving and I will try to keep you penis off my mind.

Dude. Fuckin lame. I didn't read posts before I po...

2009-11-25T10:47:41.589-05:00

Dude. Fuckin lame. I didn't read posts before I posted because I was SURE I'd be the first to apologize to the Indians.

You punch beatin bastid.

Anyway,

What was your favorite brand of condoms back when you still used them?

I'd go suck it but my throat is sore. Oh the thin...

2009-11-25T10:45:06.234-05:00

I'd go suck it but my throat is sore. Oh the things I blow out of my nose! That color shouldn't exist in nature.

God, I'm sexy.

I will have to come up with a laundry list of shit...

2009-11-25T09:22:51.252-05:00

I will have to come up with a laundry list of shit to ask you.

Yeah right, we all know I don't do laundry. That's why God invented blowjobs. (TWHS)

ANYturkey, Happy Thanksgiving!

I'll be thinking about some questions for you. In ...

2009-11-25T09:12:01.706-05:00

I'll be thinking about some questions for you. In the meantime, watch that razor near the penis.

Hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving.

You're covering the show for the Whiskey girls? Co...

2009-11-25T08:20:27.190-05:00

You're covering the show for the Whiskey girls? Covering it with what?