tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post3192357548320027199..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Social Ostracism 101, Soccer Style - Part TwoMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69160877598602948342009-12-03T23:33:47.138-05:002009-12-03T23:33:47.138-05:00OMG! I would TOTALLY invite you and your wife to a...OMG! I would TOTALLY invite you and your wife to any and all sporting events involving children. I think that was HILARIOUS.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40787598826506753922009-12-03T07:49:17.112-05:002009-12-03T07:49:17.112-05:00Peach: We're available on Saturdays. Let me kn...Peach: We're available on Saturdays. Let me know if that works.<br /><br />Speaking: That makes you a better woman than I.<br /><br />Which makes sense, I guess.<br /><br />MikeWJ: And now it's just hours and hours of sitting at rinks at 3 a.m.<br /><br />Nice job trading up.<br /><br />Lilu: No comments are complete without a Parry Gripp reference.<br /><br />Mrsblogalot: Let us know the next time you have a key party. Thanks in advance!<br /><br />Jessica: It's called 'tough love.'<br /><br />Or..bad parenting..I forget which.<br /><br />Phillipia: I think we're on even ground here, to be perfectly honest with you.<br /><br />Wym: U6 = death. I can't even imagine the lack of ignorance with that age group. Needles to eyes, stat!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57654301578247135562009-12-03T01:14:50.283-05:002009-12-03T01:14:50.283-05:00I am a coach of U6...I feel your pain...my daughte...I am a coach of U6...I feel your pain...my daughter is the same way. AND I like a good forfeit, it takes the pressure off.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12394694667696215165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31085583160670878352009-12-02T22:46:17.353-05:002009-12-02T22:46:17.353-05:00I have thought "forfeit" when someone on...I have thought "forfeit" when someone on the other team went down, but I have never actually said it out loud....<br /><br />I have said "get him off the field so we can finish the game - it is fuckin freezin out here..."<br /><br />Does that make me a better or worse parent than you...Phillipiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09547721599622181504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60040722979652937162009-12-02T20:55:05.373-05:002009-12-02T20:55:05.373-05:00mom: why do you even LIKE soccer?! Gawwwd do I hav...mom: why do you even LIKE soccer?! Gawwwd do I have to go to your games???<br /><br />me: wow, mom. awesome. Thanks for the "support."<br /><br />then I started playing basketball...and she was all over that like a pig in shit.<br /><br />The. Hell.Jessicahttp://booshy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27722413427811744852009-12-02T18:29:16.728-05:002009-12-02T18:29:16.728-05:00LOMFL!!! letmetellyousomething...I would invite yo...LOMFL!!! letmetellyousomething...I would invite you guys anywhere!MrsBlogAlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35693263404525363762009-12-02T17:19:35.946-05:002009-12-02T17:19:35.946-05:00Oh, if only you'd been videotaping! You could&...Oh, if only you'd been videotaping! You could've made the next <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lCotjd3pR8" rel="nofollow">THIS</a>.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34989993130018626812009-12-02T16:24:13.491-05:002009-12-02T16:24:13.491-05:00Until my son started playing hockey, I had to sit ...Until my son started playing hockey, I had to sit through hours and hours of soccer, so I can totally relate to your sense of boredom.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84847527290460405372009-12-02T14:47:19.445-05:002009-12-02T14:47:19.445-05:00hey as a crazed soccer mom myself that's takin...hey as a crazed soccer mom myself that's taking it a bit far <br /><br />i would've asked the dork who took the death dive if he was okay first before i asked the coach about a possible forfeit <br /><br />cmonSPEAKING FROM THE CRIBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59782341612986558122009-12-02T13:42:24.706-05:002009-12-02T13:42:24.706-05:00You and your wife would be my best friends and inv...You and your wife would be my best friends and invited over every week if you yelled forfeit at my daughter's soccer games. Sooooo boring.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60180627060262393932009-12-02T13:19:32.778-05:002009-12-02T13:19:32.778-05:00Brndout: You people are giving me fantastic ideas!...Brndout: You people are giving me fantastic ideas!<br /><br />My wife is SO not getting into the PTA.<br /><br />Etta: It's harder to make fun of them when they're not playing. Think, woman!<br /><br />Eva: You're welcome. Come back tomorrow for Part 3.<br /><br />It's like a miniseries but better than Roots.<br /><br />Tee: We totally would have started the wave if the people would have just gotten off their lawn chairs.<br /><br />JenJen: Yes..we're a regular Two Stooges.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7854235463592860852009-12-02T12:12:24.080-05:002009-12-02T12:12:24.080-05:00You guys crack me up.You guys crack me up.JenJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9222044542558641962009-12-02T11:19:54.173-05:002009-12-02T11:19:54.173-05:00OMG!!! Dude you are off the charts! I'd so b...OMG!!! Dude you are off the charts! I'd so be there chanting right along with you though! "FORFEIT...FORFEIT...FORFEIT!!" lolDiva's Thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16177643214210147206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74175001700707798232009-12-02T11:08:48.285-05:002009-12-02T11:08:48.285-05:00OMG!n That was so funny. Thanks for a great laugh...OMG!n That was so funny. Thanks for a great laugh! I may have to follow you now!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64197543987076850162009-12-02T09:31:58.430-05:002009-12-02T09:31:58.430-05:00Maybe I would enjoy watching mine warm the bench i...Maybe I would enjoy watching mine warm the bench if I tried that strategy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23839747533708108022009-12-02T06:39:18.316-05:002009-12-02T06:39:18.316-05:00MeatSweats: Ha. "Long and Hard." That&#...MeatSweats: Ha. "Long and Hard." That's what she said.<br /><br />Never. Never have I heard that.<br /><br />I cry sometimes.<br /><br />Brutalism: Lady, if your rectum is open, you're invited to my parties any day of the week.<br /><br />Just sayin'.<br /><br />Malach: They flop in pro soccer?<br /><br />You said 'pro soccer' like it's a real thing. Funny.<br /><br />Ed: You cut me deep right then, Ed. Cut me deep.<br /><br />Not as deep as Drew Brees' passes through our non-existent secondary...but deep nonetheless.<br /><br />Kirsten: 'You're good people.'<br /><br />Well...there's a first for everything, I guess.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21741854498053290212009-12-01T23:00:04.073-05:002009-12-01T23:00:04.073-05:00hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You're good peop...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! You're good people!! I love it!Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65631978591457924602009-12-01T22:51:58.235-05:002009-12-01T22:51:58.235-05:00The soccer game HAD to be better than watching tha...The soccer game HAD to be better than watching that Ass-whipping by the Saints.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80252601774697935062009-12-01T21:20:11.531-05:002009-12-01T21:20:11.531-05:00I am sure the kids was just practice his soccer fl...I am sure the kids was just practice his soccer flops so he can go proMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59320186690356427292009-12-01T20:53:02.654-05:002009-12-01T20:53:02.654-05:00I used to get invited. But usually after a couple ...I used to get invited. But usually after a couple of drinks I would say, "kiss my open rectum" about one thing or t'other, and gradually, the invites dried up. <br /><br />BTW, did the little glasses askew nerdo survive?Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37022216674556589482009-12-01T20:51:45.636-05:002009-12-01T20:51:45.636-05:00I loved that you BOTH laughed at the four feet.......I loved that you BOTH laughed at the four feet....oh wait, you weren't making a joke about your vertical status? <br /><br />OH! Forfeit....as in give up, game over?<br /><br />Gotcha.<br /><br />Heh...funnyDuckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06195603673076986036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15885352597754197082009-12-01T19:15:45.012-05:002009-12-01T19:15:45.012-05:00Finally, after searching long and hard I have foun...Finally, after searching long and hard I have found the perfect symbol of parenting to model myself after. You can thank me later for using the phrase long and hard.Meat Sweatshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07858186708449292568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42665382091707730132009-12-01T18:25:29.071-05:002009-12-01T18:25:29.071-05:00Shawna: There's a whole foot-fetish answer to ...Shawna: There's a whole foot-fetish answer to that..but I'm not getting into it right now.<br /><br />Noelle: I shall kill myself way before I have to share a room with a woman who spits at me. I get that enough at home.<br /><br />Kellie: I KNEW I should have made this 'clip n save'<br /><br />Me-Me: You're welcome. Send money.<br /><br />L'uragano: I didn't even notice that but don't have any to ask. Let me know how you make out.<br /><br />Mike: I think natural selection is way ahead of you on that one.<br /><br />Bikramyoga: HEY..I was half that conversation, too!<br /><br />carissa: HAHAHA..you go to professional soccer games. HAHAHAHA.<br /><br />adrienz: I think I'm funny, too. I tell myself this every morning.<br /><br />Coffey: See? That's where you went wrong. Right THEN is when you go BALLISTIC.<br /><br />Maybe next time.<br /><br />Kys: We should get on an island with Hermie the dentist.<br /><br />Don: YOU HAD A BABY?!?!?!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85109723811017379512009-12-01T16:52:24.040-05:002009-12-01T16:52:24.040-05:00Clearly, you guys were made for each other.
I do...Clearly, you guys were made for each other. <br /><br />I don't get invited to things either. I think all bloggers are social misfits in one way or another.Traciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78227721252199898462009-12-01T16:48:47.674-05:002009-12-01T16:48:47.674-05:00My granddaughter was playing (??) soccer when the ...My granddaughter was playing (??) soccer when the ball was coming right at her and I yelled 'kick it'. Of course she stopped and look straight at me with the dagger look as the ball rolled on by. I kept quiet after that.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.com