Comments on Mental Poo: Vacation Post Redux #1 - No Go with the Low Flow

I don't believe I have ever used a low-flow toilet...

2009-07-14T22:47:00.257-04:00

I don't believe I have ever used a low-flow toilet but I guarantee that I would never buy one for my own place b/c of the shit you just described here. I would never want to walk in after the hubs only flushed 2 times. It would ruin the way I look at him.

Repeats? What the Frak?

2009-07-14T22:42:46.674-04:00

Repeats? What the Frak?

I gotta agree with Christina the Wench on this one...

2009-07-14T20:33:21.013-04:00

I gotta agree with Christina the Wench on this one....why has nobody come up with a measuring unit for poo yet? And I hate to reference another cartoon, but South Park had a episode where there was a measuring unit for poo....

http://www.xepisodes.com/episodes/1109/More-Crap.html

I'm honestly surprised Moog hasn't found this episode yet to be honest......

I'm starting to think we have one of these in our ...

2009-07-14T19:29:51.206-04:00

I'm starting to think we have one of these in our new place...fruit diets and low-flow toilets do not mix.

Moog, you've reached a sort of blog purgatory (blo...

2009-07-14T18:54:12.353-04:00

Moog, you've reached a sort of blog purgatory (blogatory?) with me and it's rather odd. I definitely see the comedic aspects of your writing, and I guess it's really funny, but I'm too grossed out to laugh.

Knowing you, that's probably the point, isn't it? If so, you've hit paydirt. Or poodirt.

I love the reference to the blumpkin. Made my day...

2009-07-14T14:58:26.668-04:00

I love the reference to the blumpkin.

Made my day.

Whoever comes up with a poo measuring tool is gonn...

2009-07-14T13:53:13.908-04:00

Whoever comes up with a poo measuring tool is gonna make a fortune from the men of this planet.

A classic moooooog story! I posted something simi...

2009-07-14T12:37:25.410-04:00

A classic moooooog story! I posted something similar back in Jan 2008 and suggested each toilet have a Norad level setting depending on the flush needed for the poo...

Level one (green): You only peed
Level two (yellow): You poo’d but it was one of those round ones that looks like Milk duds
Level three (orange): You had a nice solid tapered poo…good for you
Level four (red): You ate an entire cow the day before and are now dealing with the after effects

I want a high-flow toliet. Do they make those?

2009-07-14T11:05:05.470-04:00

I want a high-flow toliet. Do they make those?

If you ever publish a book, I DEMAND a one-liner s...

2009-07-14T10:51:40.959-04:00

If you ever publish a book, I DEMAND a one-liner somewhere on the cover.

wide load comin through

2009-07-14T10:28:40.574-04:00

wide load comin through

2009-07-14T10:28:39.313-04:00

wide load comin through

classic. I hate low flows too. have you ever watc...

2009-07-14T09:50:29.267-04:00

classic.

I hate low flows too. have you ever watched the King of the Hill episode discussing this problem? its called "Flush with Power".....somehow I think you'll be amused.......

Like Bobby Hill called out to Peggy, "Mom, you sho...

2009-07-14T09:19:28.104-04:00

Like Bobby Hill called out to Peggy, "Mom, you should have used seven."

Yes I hate those things too but never looked at it...

2009-07-14T07:23:56.436-04:00

Yes I hate those things too but never looked at it in quite this level of hilarious detail.