tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post3414896080109104636..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Sparky Gets a Bad WrapMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5707984385956654122008-12-23T01:40:00.000-05:002008-12-23T01:40:00.000-05:00I think I hurt myself when I read 'Sparky the Reta...I think I hurt myself when I read 'Sparky the Retarded Elf'<BR/><BR/>Classic.I am a Tornado ~ proven fact!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06569186811730131354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51742404891451318682008-12-11T07:34:00.000-05:002008-12-11T07:34:00.000-05:00Fiona: Seriously. I think you may have a problem ...Fiona: Seriously. I think you may have a problem with bladder control. Try Depends Undergarments. Not only will they help if you pee yourself, but you can wear them to parties and NEVER worry about missing any action!<BR/><BR/>Catscratch: I SO thought it was going to be a ball gag.<BR/><BR/>By the way, great idea for a workplace gift swap.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3727132737459707802008-12-10T20:01:00.000-05:002008-12-10T20:01:00.000-05:00I once wrapped a *gag* gift for a lady in my ex-hu...I once wrapped a *gag* gift for a lady in my ex-husband's office.<BR/><BR/>It was a pile of poo... from Spencer's in the mall.<BR/><BR/>It was the prettiest gift up under the company tree that year. Lovely, shiny green paper with swirly, fully red and white ribbons...<BR/><BR/>Good times.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83665334956255571912008-12-10T16:13:00.000-05:002008-12-10T16:13:00.000-05:00Moog - peed myself, again. ThanksMoog - peed myself, again. Thanksfionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88235386993396096292008-12-10T15:35:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:35:00.000-05:00Falwless: One of the best names ever.Fiona: Right....Falwless: One of the best names ever.<BR/><BR/>Fiona: Right. Nothing lights up a kid's eyes on Christmas morn like opening up a fucking gift card.<BR/><BR/>Why don't I just write them a check?<BR/><BR/>Donny: Tried it. That's how my first wife died.<BR/><BR/>Hungry: NOW you see my dilemma!<BR/><BR/>Jen: You send him the link. If he laughs, send me $5.<BR/><BR/>You're welcome.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63691189442596163212008-12-10T15:17:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:17:00.000-05:00Me: "Cam is going to wonder why Santa had 'Sparky ...Me: "Cam is going to wonder why Santa had 'Sparky the Retarded Elf' wrap his shit."<BR/><BR/>Ok, Moooog, I can't stop laughing after reading this! What am I supposed to tell the boss?!<BR/><BR/>I like wrapping, but I'm a girl. It's what I do when my son isn't home and my husband isn't helping me in the least.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071405721004631626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20529340907192333962008-12-10T12:23:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:23:00.000-05:00Wrapping this one might take a while too.Wrapping <A HREF="http://www.capemaybeach.net/Gallery/penrose_stairs.gif" REL="nofollow">this one </A> might take a while too.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73455781846892637372008-12-10T12:20:00.000-05:002008-12-10T12:20:00.000-05:00Try wrapping eachother's faces in christmas wrappi...Try wrapping eachother's faces in christmas wrapping paper then having sex pretending your partner is someone else.<BR/><BR/>If you ever want any more love advice swing by my blog or e-mail me. The law says I can give love advice. Good enough for me.<BR/><BR/>Warmest regards,<BR/>-Donny.Donny Ruthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14674284893564642411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36851863518148625952008-12-10T11:40:00.000-05:002008-12-10T11:40:00.000-05:00Next year give him a gift card!Next year give him a gift card!fionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42840817799237652282008-12-10T09:49:00.000-05:002008-12-10T09:49:00.000-05:00I laughed pretty hard at this entry. First trip t...I laughed pretty hard at this entry. First trip to this strange weblog of yours. Oh, I'll be back. I <I>will</I> be back. Bet on it.Falwlesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10188835254714411124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89720593630068542582008-12-10T07:18:00.000-05:002008-12-10T07:18:00.000-05:00Kellie: I KNOW it's not rocket science. I have a ...Kellie: I KNOW it's not rocket science. I have a degree in Architecture for chrissakes! Why can't I figure out how to wrap this FUCKING POKEMON?!?! WHY?!?!?<BR/><BR/>Sorry.<BR/><BR/>Meleah: Wow. You want me.<BR/><BR/>Jen: Your dad actually wrapped presents?<BR/><BR/>You mean that your dad wasn't an alcoholic construction worker who didn't give a fuck?<BR/><BR/>Your childhood must have been magical.<BR/><BR/>Mike: Maybe that's why she always asks me to 'rap on her cat.'<BR/><BR/>Dreamwalker: The only thing that makes me feel better is masturbating. And you really don't want to see what the presents look like after that.<BR/><BR/>Malach: Gee. Mystery solved.<BR/><BR/>C.Watson: Ah..yes...the memories of childhood...waking up and OPENING A GIFT BAG.<BR/><BR/>Oooh.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78665842291451932322008-12-09T23:40:00.000-05:002008-12-09T23:40:00.000-05:00I have to agree with the giftbags. You can even li...I have to agree with the giftbags. You can even lie and say you are trying to save the planet by recycling old grocery bags and that it has nothing to do with you being a lazy ass that forgot to buy wrapping paper and haven't seen tape in the house for over 4 years.Colleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08631752665049523295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75182329104508086422008-12-09T23:08:00.000-05:002008-12-09T23:08:00.000-05:00I am a good wrapper, I guess that means I am gay.I am a good wrapper, I guess that means I am gay.Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40832596288087605822008-12-09T22:24:00.000-05:002008-12-09T22:24:00.000-05:00Hi there! Found you through Meleah...glad I did!If...Hi there! Found you through Meleah...glad I did!<BR/><BR/>If it makes you feel better, I wrap presents like you do and I end up buying gift bags instead. Either that or have the lady (or ladyboy for that matter) at the store wrap the gifts -saves me time and high blood pressure.dreamwalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03161214380573839270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23385460080670539402008-12-09T20:45:00.000-05:002008-12-09T20:45:00.000-05:00Good for you for trying. My dad always gave us our...Good for you for trying. My dad always gave us our gifts in the brown paper grocery bags. And even those were torn. And he didn't wrap his gifts until five minutes before we got to open them. You really rock!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48229922893485767172008-12-09T16:58:00.000-05:002008-12-09T16:58:00.000-05:00Okay. I am CRYING. I am laughing soafa king hard. ...Okay. I am CRYING. I am laughing soafa king hard. <BR/><BR/>First of all ...."it's like two bad presents wrapped in one tiny, premature ejaculating package"... <BR/>IS TOTAL COMEDY<BR/><BR/>Secondly, I cannot wrap presents whatsoever either. I feel your pain... saying that your son's gifts all look like they were created by M.C. Escher...Cracked Me Up so very much.<BR/><BR/>And then I really lost it when I read this line "...except this time it's me screwing up my son's Christmas and him becoming a serial killer."....<BR/><BR/>HA HA HA<BR/><BR/>And yeah, why doesn't the camera guy just give the kids a sandwich?<BR/><BR/>OMG. I love this blog. No one is funnier than you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40371360788953889192008-12-09T16:49:00.000-05:002008-12-09T16:49:00.000-05:00Wow. Come on now. It's not rocket science. If it's...Wow. Come on now. It's not rocket science. If it's not in a 4 sided box then you do the gift bag route. Actually do like I do b/c I'm lazy and do the gift bag route regardless. It's SO MUCH easier!Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86356401759798808502008-12-09T15:07:00.000-05:002008-12-09T15:07:00.000-05:00Mike: BRILLIANT! I shall give GIFT BAGS AS PRESEN...Mike: BRILLIANT! I shall give GIFT BAGS AS PRESENTS!! <BR/><BR/>Christina: I can DO that?<BR/><BR/>lbluca: yeah...your ability to wrap a fucking gift really seals it for ya.<BR/><BR/>PrePo: you'll be getting 'Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing' from as your gift from me.<BR/><BR/>narm: Way to have my back, man! GO GET LBLUCA!!<BR/><BR/>PoetrySue: Those weren't hives. Those were balls.<BR/><BR/>HeyJoe: well..when all you get your kids for XMas are dryer sheets, it's pretty easy.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-90879480975431552182008-12-09T14:03:00.000-05:002008-12-09T14:03:00.000-05:00I'm with Christina. The fact that you've already d...I'm with Christina. The fact that you've already done all your shopping AND wrapping puts you at the top of my "Stalk and Kill" List.HeyJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04882102269183779983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54574434581038961352008-12-09T12:26:00.000-05:002008-12-09T12:26:00.000-05:00At least you are willing to give it a try.. my ex ...At least you are willing to give it a try.. my ex (my sons father) got hives just looking at wrapping paper... I don't think he has ever wrapped a gift in his lifePoetry Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05745536789207319653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69445604553103635832008-12-09T11:13:00.000-05:002008-12-09T11:13:00.000-05:00Wow 13 seconds? At least it still took her longer...Wow 13 seconds? At least it still took her longer than you do in bed.<BR/><BR/>Moooooog #1! Moooooog #1!Narmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37667022292361467562008-12-09T10:58:00.000-05:002008-12-09T10:58:00.000-05:00initial that's initial not intitial.Now you know w...initial that's initial not intitial.<BR/><BR/>Now you know why I never play Scrabble....<BR/><BR/>Damn me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46617239510791740452008-12-09T10:57:00.000-05:002008-12-09T10:57:00.000-05:00Gift cards...they are called gift cards!Just tell ...Gift cards...they are called gift cards!<BR/><BR/>Just tell the kids Santa doesn't love them enough to buy them presents.<BR/><BR/>After the intitial shock and a few months of therapy they'll be just fine. <BR/><BR/>Trust me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29758835907550780722008-12-09T08:39:00.000-05:002008-12-09T08:39:00.000-05:00Let me get this straight. You have gifts bought AN...Let me get this straight. You have gifts bought AND wrapped already and it isn't even December 24th and you're whining like a little girl?<BR/><BR/>Blow me.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2785330390832692102008-12-09T08:26:00.000-05:002008-12-09T08:26:00.000-05:00Dood.Do what I do.Gift bags.Even I can't screw tha...Dood.<BR/><BR/>Do what I do.<BR/><BR/>Gift bags.<BR/><BR/>Even I can't screw that up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com