Comments on Mental Poo: The Blinding Light of my Anus

I had to LOL at the stupid squiggly light bulbs to...

2009-10-30T14:55:43.727-04:00

I had to LOL at the stupid squiggly light bulbs too...we have "romantic" dinners now that I have the chandelier loaded up with those babies.

Uh moooooog, those bum goblins have no tits. Pleas...

2009-10-25T11:01:31.705-04:00

Uh moooooog, those bum goblins have no tits. Please tell me you are NOT horny. There is no Global warming, it is the Polar bears way of getting even with the Eskimos. The colder it gets the more Eskimo-pops they get.

Matt: Clubbing is just cruel. You eat them like s...

2009-10-24T07:47:54.591-04:00

Matt: Clubbing is just cruel. You eat them like sushi.

Knucklehead: Tis the bread and butter of National Geographic.

MikeWJ: Welcome to my mind. It's a friggin' disaster in here.

You may be the only guy I know who manages to comb...

2009-10-24T02:26:20.839-04:00

You may be the only guy I know who manages to combine a rant about environmental awareness, lightbulbs, kid movies, polar bears and porn in a way that makes me laugh. I love this post sooooo much that I'm jealous, buddy. Very funny stuff.

"You still want to see something eat it." Bee-yoo...

2009-10-23T16:51:22.406-04:00

"You still want to see something eat it."

Bee-yoo-teeful.

I'm down to go club some baby seals with ya. Just...

2009-10-23T10:54:44.591-04:00

I'm down to go club some baby seals with ya.

Just let me know when and where.

bikramyogachick: I've had two of these fucking thi...

2009-10-23T09:59:06.669-04:00

bikramyogachick: I've had two of these fucking things burn out, too.

6 years, my ass.

Well worth the ten bucks I spent on the thing.

Bird Shit: I'll contact the Bum Goblin gods and see what I can do.

Kys: Let's skin some hippies while we're at it!!

HUZZAH!!

adrienzgirl: I've seen pink baby vomit.

Might want to pick another color.

Vodka: Are you suggesting that I toot?

Sunflower: I know..they're smoking. I've been waiting in my bathroom for hours and all I have are these sores from the toilet seat.

Don: There's nothing natural about Hillary's ass.

VE: I'm in Salem, NEW HAMPSHIRE, dude. Wrong Salem.

Way to go on your history. Have another doobie.

Jen: You CAN throw them away..you just have to hide them well inside your discarded car batteries.

Carissa: ..and the Eskimos go: "nomnomnomnomnom..."

You are so right.. I could watch full length movie...

2009-10-23T09:57:56.961-04:00

You are so right.. I could watch full length movies of seals being eaten. I meannnnn...

And you can't just throw the damn things away eith...

2009-10-22T18:46:56.647-04:00

And you can't just throw the damn things away either. You have to call HAZMAT or whoever handles radioactive waste and have them get rid of them. Why? because they have mercury in them. Don't drop one either because then you really have to call someone in to clean it up. Gone are the days of breaking thermometers to get the mercury out so you could play with it. I hate those damn seals.

Hey...who you callin' Oregon! Mr. "there's a witc...

2009-10-22T18:03:34.687-04:00

Hey...who you callin' Oregon! Mr. "there's a witch, burn 'em" Salem man...

The natural gas produced by Hillary's ass should p...

2009-10-22T17:16:59.461-04:00

The natural gas produced by Hillary's ass should produce enough energy to sustain simultaneous frying of 3 dozen baby seal flippers all at once. I seeeeee the light!!

I'm so going home and going to plop down in my bat...

2009-10-22T16:55:49.868-04:00

I'm so going home and going to plop down in my bathroom in the dark and just hope the bum goblins come, they are HOTT.

;)

Just think what the gas does coming out of your as...

2009-10-22T15:19:52.182-04:00

Just think what the gas does coming out of your ass.. ozone layer be gone.

Fuck Green! It's not my color. It's the color of...

2009-10-22T15:02:27.935-04:00

Fuck Green! It's not my color. It's the color of baby shit and vomit, and boogers, and....

I LIKE PINK!

I've got a list of environmentally friendly things...

2009-10-22T14:25:59.641-04:00

I've got a list of environmentally friendly things that I hate. It includes those light bulbs, low flow shower heads, low flow toilets, solar water heaters, and on and on. They are all horrible. Kill the seals and give me a long hot shower.

MMM delicious Baby Seal, goes well with a nice whi...

2009-10-22T12:28:49.980-04:00

MMM delicious Baby Seal, goes well with a nice white wine spritzer. I wish when someone googled Bum Goblins my picture would appear, a girl can dream can't she.....

I hate those friggin' squiggly light bulbs. They ...

2009-10-22T11:53:20.306-04:00

I hate those friggin' squiggly light bulbs. They are supposed to last for years and I had two burn out in my kitchen already. Or maybe they aren't burnt out. Maybe I just need to wait longer than the traditional ten minutes for them to "boot up". For christ sakes. Get me a seal too please!

Miss.Chief: Nothing's impossible if you put your m...

2009-10-22T11:16:25.453-04:00

Miss.Chief: Nothing's impossible if you put your mind to it. You need to try harder.

Mjenks: Aside from the bum goblins, how would you know your butt is clean with the lights off?

Taste test?

Ginger: ..because you want to SEE the rat that's going to bite you on the ass?

Where the f*ck do you live?!

Ed: "Lighting up" and "reflecting light in the oils" are two different things.

Becky: I've blown two of these stupid 6-year light bulbs in the year that I've had them.

Somewhere, in a landfill, are mercury laden bulbs sitting in two gallons of paint thinner.

Hiding shit really well in your trash bags is key to good disposal.

JenJen: Women get turned on?!?!

Travis: Let me know how that glacier banging works out for you.

I would imagine it would be tough..you know, with all the shrinkage and stuff.

Daffy: See Becky response above.

And shhhhhhh....

Me-Me: Maybe the term should be 'Save the planet..but let me see what the Hell I'm saving, please.'

Lilu: She does. And someday, that and her fine fine cankles will be mine.

Gauche: You're welcome.

"bum goblins" WTF. Now I'm just nervous about us...

2009-10-22T11:03:03.214-04:00

"bum goblins"

WTF.

Now I'm just nervous about using the toilet.

See, I had this image of a dianoga (aka "eye ball thing from Star Wars") crawling around in my plumbing.

Great.

Yeah, right. Like Hill really has a VAGINA.

2009-10-22T10:56:07.676-04:00

Yeah, right.

Like Hill really has a VAGINA.

Man, you've hit a nerve with me. I all for saving...

2009-10-22T10:47:30.840-04:00

Man, you've hit a nerve with me. I all for saving the planet, but not at the expense of my eyesight or cleanliness.

I hate it when I go to someone's house for a weekend and they have one of those environmental (notice the last part of that word is "mental") water saver shower heads. It's like when someone takes a mouth full of water and sprays it on you. WTF? So, to piss them off, I always stay in the shower much longer plus I let it continue to run as I towel off and get dressed. Take that!

You'll have to add a charge from HAZMAT should you...

2009-10-22T10:29:04.006-04:00

You'll have to add a charge from HAZMAT should you break one of those squiggly bulbs. They contain mercury - you're suppose to do something special to dispose of them or quarantine your house if one breaks....you could camp with the polar bears while waiting for Hazmat to clean up your now radioactive home

Call me if you find two seals. I've always wanted ...

2009-10-22T10:13:03.478-04:00

Call me if you find two seals. I've always wanted to try one. I posted about "going green" a while back. Shit is stupid. I just buy the cheap light bulbs. Fuck the glaciers.

Moog, I have these squiggle bullshit fake lights i...

2009-10-22T09:42:09.363-04:00

Moog, I have these squiggle bullshit fake lights in my house too.
You must turn them on the day before you need to see in that room, you know, to get them warmed up.
Like some women.

I've been using those squiggly lightbulbs for year...

2009-10-22T09:37:25.369-04:00

I've been using those squiggly lightbulbs for years. Some brands are definitely better than others to how long they warm up to get some light in the room. Bonus, I haven't changed a lightbulb in years.

My electric company co-op sent me a HUGE box of free "I'll light up when I'm damned good and ready" bulbs.

I think they are spying on me in my bathroom with those.