tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post3884952272934766236..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Dragons, Wieners and Baby TestingMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76732432448361363562011-02-14T14:40:21.849-05:002011-02-14T14:40:21.849-05:00My shirt from Big Dick's says "Nice girls...My shirt from Big Dick's says "Nice girls swallow" along with a cartoon minnow. I try to wear it as much as possible to the bars where jackass parents bring their toddler children.Useless Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01200199003075541767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86987298865323675532010-04-19T02:29:57.124-04:002010-04-19T02:29:57.124-04:00This is awesome! Now i'm going to spend the re...This is awesome! Now i'm going to spend the rest of my day tweeking my resume so i can apply as a dragon hunter!persewaan mobilhttp://www.fortunerentcar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77908711606519924512010-04-10T09:39:14.437-04:002010-04-10T09:39:14.437-04:00You are a genius. Really. I wish I'd have fo...You are a genius. Really. I wish I'd have found such clever ways to amuse myself at work. <br /><br />I used to work with a guy named Donald Dick and a woman named Sammie Butts. I wonder what we were doing at the fortune 500 company??? Hmmmm...LBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12143458920315550084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77318203383300597542010-04-10T00:45:46.935-04:002010-04-10T00:45:46.935-04:00I went to high school with a girl named Kim Semen....I went to high school with a girl named Kim Semen. And she was super hot. Imagine what her life was like. I think she's in a mental hospital now.<br /><br />Anyway, you have a great job. I actually have to work when I'm at work. Or just sit there. No internet surfing, no photo montaging, no nothing that isn't work. As a result, people stand in the aisles talking about their health problems all day. It gets a little dull.....MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-52065621242000408502010-04-09T21:14:16.620-04:002010-04-09T21:14:16.620-04:00@Moooooog35 No, not smart. That's why I'm ...@Moooooog35 No, not smart. That's why I'm here.Kernuthttp://kernut.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48163429520556169992010-04-09T17:34:52.117-04:002010-04-09T17:34:52.117-04:00Ahahahha HAHAHhahahahahahaha
Ahahhahahaha!
Oh My...Ahahahha HAHAHhahahahahahaha<br />Ahahhahahaha! <br /><br />Oh My God. <br /><br />Only YOU can find a way to make peoples names into hilarious fake jobs.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48161538112003061882010-04-09T14:13:14.761-04:002010-04-09T14:13:14.761-04:00Why do you have a hurricane inquiry dept.? I'm...Why do you have a hurricane inquiry dept.? I'm sure when struck with a hurricane I won't be able to email the hurricane inquiry department.Toehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10075495117699109883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59726949812839763812010-04-09T12:38:13.200-04:002010-04-09T12:38:13.200-04:00Pussy (cat)Pussy (cat)MommaKisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09443553798728370645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66071474324107992162010-04-08T22:26:35.128-04:002010-04-08T22:26:35.128-04:00How you haven't been fired yet is beyond me . ...How you haven't been fired yet is beyond me . . you got blackmail or something?Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25307237999886272232010-04-08T21:32:19.107-04:002010-04-08T21:32:19.107-04:00Also, an extended family member of mine is current...Also, an extended family member of mine is currently dating a guy named Dick Koch.<br /><br />Yeah, it's pronounce EXACTLY like you think it is....Krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05582250937977709790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60214300531786347652010-04-08T21:30:41.647-04:002010-04-08T21:30:41.647-04:00I'd like to know 2 things.
What the hell kind...I'd like to know 2 things.<br /><br />What the hell kind of shit are you smoking?<br /><br />and<br /><br />Can you send me some RIGHT NOW????Krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05582250937977709790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30049947083321506382010-04-08T21:10:46.084-04:002010-04-08T21:10:46.084-04:00LMAO!Some of those names absolutely slayed me. We&...LMAO!Some of those names absolutely slayed me. We've got a client by the name of Renis Pienis. I've always thought his parents must have hated him.Nickyhttp://www.weworkforcheese.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29443957766285198272010-04-08T19:08:17.200-04:002010-04-08T19:08:17.200-04:00Well just great..you ruined my makeup..all dolled ...Well just great..you ruined my makeup..all dolled up to read this stuff and laughed so hard I pissed myself...I mean cried and ruined my makeup...oh hell never mind...great stuffLizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11966111239105288056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4089543287901569442010-04-08T18:19:43.767-04:002010-04-08T18:19:43.767-04:00Good thing Douglas's first name wasn't Mik...Good thing Douglas's first name wasn't Mike. Can't imagine where you would go with that one. NO IDEA.Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87093497884532057412010-04-08T17:48:36.565-04:002010-04-08T17:48:36.565-04:00Is your company hiring? I would love to have anyt...Is your company hiring? I would love to have anything "dragon" on my CV.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17819453571479984739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87530186398124655652010-04-08T17:36:17.388-04:002010-04-08T17:36:17.388-04:00That's what you got out of that e-mail? Weiner...That's what you got out of that e-mail? Weiner? <br /><br />HE SAID HE IS MISSING!!! Someone find this guy. He obviously has internet access. He's probably at the library.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4641106605680985452010-04-08T17:12:45.754-04:002010-04-08T17:12:45.754-04:00I swear I'm not making this up, straight from ...I swear I'm not making this up, straight from the client files:<br />Short, Dick<br />Small, Peter <br />and to be fair<br />Long, Dick<br /><br />Weird number of dicks we have around here.The mad woman behind the bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15329865928939993983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35628348931607222922010-04-08T16:55:45.192-04:002010-04-08T16:55:45.192-04:00In my last job back in NYC, I used to deal with a ...In my last job back in NYC, I used to deal with a guy in one of our Asian offices called U-Suk Lee. Poor damn man. Hey! U SUK!<br /><br />Sorry, what were you saying?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1709928051887618822010-04-08T15:35:24.868-04:002010-04-08T15:35:24.868-04:00Wannabe: Thesis?
Why are all the smart people her...Wannabe: Thesis?<br /><br />Why are all the smart people here today?!<br /><br />Sheila: Did they have a son named 'Seymour?'<br /><br />Coffey: Isn't a rooster just a guy chicken?<br /><br />Am I wrong here? I have no idea.<br /><br />Carissa: HAHAHAHA..smoooooth job there of changing your name.<br /><br />Hiphop: Gotta have the Cinemax no matter what.<br /><br />I concur.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91385866120416427042010-04-08T15:23:17.764-04:002010-04-08T15:23:17.764-04:00If I was a baby tester I would kill myself. Or the...If I was a baby tester I would kill myself. Or the babies. Either way, there would be blood. And Cinemax. Just cuz.hiphophippie.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17561378152859671489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22050045024381219652010-04-08T15:06:18.721-04:002010-04-08T15:06:18.721-04:00This is awesome! Now i'm going to spend the re...This is awesome! Now i'm going to spend the rest of my day tweeking my resume so i can apply as a dragon hunter!carissathedragonhunterhttp://www.carissajaded.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16655882768330712752010-04-08T15:03:47.282-04:002010-04-08T15:03:47.282-04:00A cock is a ROOSTER, not a chicken. That is why so...A cock is a ROOSTER, not a chicken. That is why some hens are called PULLETS. They are there for the cocks. <br /><br />You can just imagine the names I was called with the last name of Coffey.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71661790310589395812010-04-08T14:25:39.250-04:002010-04-08T14:25:39.250-04:00Some of my parents good friend where "The But...Some of my parents good friend where "The Butts" my dad worked with him for years and we used to eat with the butts, camp with the butts, go to movies with the butts - what a pain in the ass that name must have been.Sheila Sultanihttp://slightlysarcastic.netnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13009984876809824392010-04-08T13:24:59.968-04:002010-04-08T13:24:59.968-04:00Fuck, gotta change my thesis to Dragon Research. ...Fuck, gotta change my thesis to Dragon Research. Thank you. <br /><br />I worked with a lawyer named Dick Schmuck. Honest. True. Serious. <br /><br />I loved saying his name. <br /><br />Thanks for the follow.WannabeVirginia W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16507756727246102557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63514419608183078162010-04-08T12:28:50.072-04:002010-04-08T12:28:50.072-04:00Brndout: I'm sure that job comes with greater ...Brndout: I'm sure that job comes with greater responsibility and, seriously, who needs that shit.<br /><br />Mrsblogalot: It's just a matter of time before I'm figured out.<br /><br />Maxie: You don't scare me.<br /><br />Actually you do.<br /><br />Very much so.<br /><br />Me-Me: If you have ANY baby testing skills, I can put in a good word for you.<br /><br />Chelle: Okay, Mrs. Lay.<br /><br />Mr. Condescending: Isn't it awesome to make fun of other people?<br /><br />I don't know what I'd do without it.<br /><br />Eva: I hear that John is a real dick.<br /><br />Joanne: OMG WE MUST PRANK PHONE CALL HER RIGHT NOW!<br /><br />Nina: Dick Mickles sounds like some weird 3rd world STD.<br /><br />"I'm sorry..but you have a severe case of dick mickles."<br /><br />Ed: I'd rather just stay here and be invisible.<br /><br />Brutalism: HAHAHAHA Harry Junk.<br /><br />I wonder if anyone ever said he was 'smooth.'<br /><br />Kernut: OMG ARE YOU SMART?!<br /><br />Why are you here?<br /><br />Steam Me: would be great if Brian Weiner and Dick Hyman got married and became Mr. and Mr. Dick Weiner-Hyman.<br /><br />Salt: I wish I had a job where I got screwed.<br /><br />Oh..wait. Read that wrong.<br /><br />Nevermind.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.com