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And this is why I send my brood to Catholic school...

2009-11-12T10:43:35.519-05:00

And this is why I send my brood to Catholic school. At least they'll know how to spell "molestation" correctly when we're reporting the padre to the cops!

Funny but ever so sad...and anger inducing...

2009-11-10T11:25:05.932-05:00

Funny but ever so sad...and anger inducing...

MikeWJ: I sense a rap video in your future...or, t...

2009-11-10T08:36:26.898-05:00

MikeWJ: I sense a rap video in your future...or, the next CEO of Twitter.

AV: Dude..I put that into BabelFish to UNtranslate it and, um...

What?

Kellie: You have no children because you don't want them to learn stupid things from their teacher?

Then do what I do. Teach them stupid things YOURSELF. Takes out the middleman.

CatLady: Temporary spelling? It's only temporary if they GROW OUT OF IT.

Clearly, this is not the case.

Gauche: My congressman?

I don't even know who that is.

I'd have to Google it and that takes away time I'd spend looking at porn.

No thank you.

Malach: Because it's better..worse...has a strip joint? Please clarify.

Roger: You know people that speak French?

Is she hot? She's hot, right?

We get 3 Spanish language channels on the cable sy...

2009-11-10T07:51:47.089-05:00

We get 3 Spanish language channels on the cable system in our town. I don't anybody that speaks Spanish around here.

I do know people that speak French. Of course we don't even have one French language channel.

I am telling you, you need to move too New Bedford...

2009-11-09T20:35:49.292-05:00

I am telling you, you need to move too New Bedford

Good Lord. I mean...ugh. Moog....try forwarding...

2009-11-09T20:15:47.331-05:00

Good Lord.

I mean...ugh.

Moog....try forwarding this to your congressman. Seriously. this is some messed up stuff right here.

We could always pretend this was "temporary spelli...

2009-11-09T19:30:00.572-05:00

We could always pretend this was "temporary spelling", which is what the kids do when they're first starting out. But even that would be stretching it!

You've got to be chitting me. And that is why I d...

2009-11-09T19:20:43.520-05:00

You've got to be chitting me. And that is why I do not have children. It is hopeless.

Hola mooooog, tu hablas muy bueno, mi gusta para l...

2009-11-09T18:45:03.474-05:00

Hola mooooog, tu hablas muy bueno, mi gusta para ler.
No tiene mucho gente que sabes que Español esta la lengua del futuro de las Americas....

jajajajajaja

AV

I ain't gitten wot ur problamo is wit Juanita's sp...

2009-11-09T18:33:52.847-05:00

I ain't gitten wot ur problamo is wit Juanita's spellin' n shit. It loks fyne to mine own self, and I 'triculated frum the ateth grade n evrythin'. U r a hardass mutherfucker, that's wot u r.

Toe: Like, how sad? Are you crying? Feeling vulner...

2009-11-09T18:33:16.236-05:00

Toe: Like, how sad? Are you crying? Feeling vulnerable? Is this a good time to buy you a drink?

Just curious.

Meleah: Or, as the teaching assistant would spell it, 'ensayn'

Joshua: sssshhh...Big Brother is EVERYWHERE.

Knucklehead: PLEASE tell me you told him '2.'

Gemini: I don't pay taxe..um...yes...yes..my tax dollars hard at work.

Phew.

Your tax dollars hard at work! WOW.

2009-11-09T16:46:48.126-05:00

Your tax dollars hard at work! WOW.

Believe it or not, I think I can top that. One of...

2009-11-09T15:48:09.694-05:00

Believe it or not, I think I can top that. One of our playground supervisors asked me this question the other day:

"How many D's are there in the word tetherball?"

Serious.

What's worse is when people who speak English clea...

2009-11-09T15:44:10.502-05:00

What's worse is when people who speak English clear as day -- since they were born and raised here -- fuck it up, too. Even worse when they're the CEO of a company.

-Joshua

Good Lord! That's INSANE!!! [but kind of funny in ...

2009-11-09T15:41:48.418-05:00

Good Lord! That's INSANE!!! [but kind of funny in a sad sort of way!]

This saddens me a great deal.

2009-11-09T15:28:08.969-05:00

This saddens me a great deal.

Kys: I would compromise and say it's the funaddest...

2009-11-09T15:00:28.441-05:00

Kys: I would compromise and say it's the funaddest.

You're welcome.

Miss.Chief: English isn't the only language, and there's more than one alfabet.

JenJen: You DID hear me..on my ladybug post. You need to lay off the Oxycodone, woman.

Brutalism: You're confusing the alegator with the alecow. Totally different fake animal.

The alegator will eat you, but will have a nice Sam Adams with it.

Kris: What does the janitor's baby have to do with this?

Lily: Aneurysm...ANOTHER 'A' word!! BRILLIANT!!

Me-Me: No one can get past Whitney Houston lyrics. On a related note, I wanna dance with somebody.

Brooke: It's easier in 5th grade in the inner-city...half the class is out taking care of their new babies.

That's pathetic. It just brings back memories fro...

2009-11-09T14:25:10.935-05:00

That's pathetic. It just brings back memories from when I had to volunteer in an inner city 5th grade classroom for a psychology requirement my senior year. There is not much change from kindergarten to 5th grade, I see. So not okay.

At least you make it funny!

I couldn't get past the Whitney Houston's lyrics.....

2009-11-09T13:27:54.228-05:00

I couldn't get past the Whitney Houston's lyrics....

What has she taught the children? Let's see, according to her recent interview with Oprah, she gave great details of 1)how to roll a blunt and lace it with cocaine and 2)how to smoke crack.

Bob-bayyyyy!!!

This post just gave me an aneurysm. So...thanks fo...

2009-11-09T12:06:07.386-05:00

This post just gave me an aneurysm.
So...thanks for that.

Asshole.

Sweet Baby Jesus. (Please read that as : Sweet B...

2009-11-09T10:58:25.224-05:00

Sweet Baby Jesus.

(Please read that as : Sweet Baby Heyzoos)

Frankly, I'm thinking that the "alegator" is rathe...

2009-11-09T10:56:44.460-05:00

Frankly, I'm thinking that the "alegator" is rather brilliant. This is an animal taht could be milked like a cow, but instead of plain, boring milk -- we could get ALE out of it! That may be the best evolutionary step in the history of evolutionary steps. Perhaps instead of being underqualified, this teaching assistant is just working on the next big idea...Hater.

Let me hear ya...I'll be the doo-wop in the back. ...

2009-11-09T10:40:40.130-05:00

Let me hear ya...I'll be the doo-wop in the back. Or the chick who flings her hair around and grinds on a microphone pole.
Wait...this is choir?

Wow. I was actually getting kind of angry reading ...

2009-11-09T10:26:41.482-05:00

Wow. I was actually getting kind of angry reading this post. I'm of the standpoint that everybody needs to realize English isn't the only language on earth ... even in the USA, believe it or not!!

But then the part about the T.A. kind of drove it home. I am sympathetic to the school needing bilinguals, if the Hispanohablantes need to go to English school. I am not okay with them hiring a semi-literate English speaker to teach English.

I think the real problem here is that there needs to be Spanish schools for these kids. But that's years away, with the attitudes people have about immigrants.

I'm not sure if that's the funniest thing I've rea...

2009-11-09T10:26:26.262-05:00

I'm not sure if that's the funniest thing I've read today or the saddest.