tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post4248665808278382544..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Undercover Brother - Do's and Don'ts of Match.com (Male Edition)Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28132484634780276562011-10-07T12:13:51.140-04:002011-10-07T12:13:51.140-04:00I just came across this post...Love it.
I haven&#...I just came across this post...Love it. <br />I haven't come up with the guts to actually use the profile photos of others on my site http://www.thesinglechick.com (for fear of getting sliced and diced by some old creeper)... but well done.MissThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00642588096054026779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68507617548257195202011-10-01T12:53:21.860-04:002011-10-01T12:53:21.860-04:00This is one of the funniest posts I have ever come...This is one of the funniest posts I have ever come across. Many props and well done. I'll be looking around your blog more as I've been wanting a good humor blog and so far you fit the bill. <br /><br />Of course, that's one post. And if you peaked with this one, then I might not stay much longer.<br /><br />If, however, this wasn't your peak, then I'll stick around.<br /><br />I'm sure you get the picture.<br /><br />Good work here.P.J.http://www.hoohaablog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86528840816429458402011-09-27T14:19:33.419-04:002011-09-27T14:19:33.419-04:00that was WONDERFUL! Seriously--I wish I had more ...that was WONDERFUL! Seriously--I wish I had more people around, so when I want to shout the funny bits out, someone's here to care :(<br /><br />You made me happy and smile at the same time. Wow, that's weird.karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65580468102220757912011-05-16T13:06:23.392-04:002011-05-16T13:06:23.392-04:00Great post!
I did a similar thing once, but didn&...Great post!<br /><br />I did a similar thing once, but didn't contrast with my own profile- just ripped on some of the messages guys had sent a girl friend of mine. <br /><br />I didn't have the uploaded screen shots though because I was technically retarded. Wow- that sentence works 2 ways!<br /><br />So did you find a mate? Have you commenced any coupling? I hear it's a riot. <br /><br />Later, dude. <br /><br />CalebCalebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4376217460561339152011-05-12T12:53:57.922-04:002011-05-12T12:53:57.922-04:00I'm afraid for your sex too.
That was awesome....I'm afraid for your sex too.<br />That was awesome.Lady Estrogenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13317661832390573264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77223372999404462692011-05-04T14:53:36.165-04:002011-05-04T14:53:36.165-04:00Sweet Jesus. This is why my current boyfriend is N...Sweet Jesus. This is why my current boyfriend is Netflix. I am so scared right now. A cat mommy? Really?!HeathRobotshttp://heathrobots.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29114334265339349462011-04-22T08:48:55.080-04:002011-04-22T08:48:55.080-04:00Moooog, you are fucking awesome. Now I'm off t...Moooog, you are fucking awesome. Now I'm off to repair the damage you've just done to my pelvic floor. Comedy gold (the post, as opposed to the pelvic floor).I Know, I Need To Stop Talkinghttp://iknowineedtostoptalking.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2838754969781465272011-03-17T15:11:31.456-04:002011-03-17T15:11:31.456-04:00I just came back and reread this post after readin...I just came back and reread this post after reading your NH interview with LG, and I liked it more the second time. I think your profile is awesome and I'm sure you must have gotten lots of responses.<br /><br />My son (also recently divorced) is dating a girl he met on Match.com and she's terrific. (I just met her for the first time a few days ago.) So there are some good possiblilities out there. I hope you have found one...Is that how you met Kerrideth?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69667709628386398972011-03-09T16:40:07.000-05:002011-03-09T16:40:07.000-05:00I love you, Mental Poo. You make me lolz all day.I love you, Mental Poo. You make me lolz all day.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63497830343902523932011-02-21T16:02:34.430-05:002011-02-21T16:02:34.430-05:00you forgot the clapping after sex.
or do you not ...you forgot the clapping after sex.<br /><br />or do you not do that anymore? <br /><br />EVERYONE - HE ACTUALLY DOES THAT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40703360385476369232011-02-20T18:21:24.788-05:002011-02-20T18:21:24.788-05:00The only thing more disturbing than your penisrece...The only thing more disturbing than your penisreceptacle profile is the fact that I am almost equally titillated by both penisreceptacle and your real profile. But not by the same personality or at the same time *leer*Lady Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11874430293933789186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21861904998186877372011-02-19T15:46:49.668-05:002011-02-19T15:46:49.668-05:00I would think it was coincidence if you picked 1 o...I would think it was coincidence if you picked 1 of the guys I have dated but all of them?? I am calling shenanigans. And for the record, kitty mama was very sensitive and made a terrific latte the next morning. It didn't work out though, the kitty got jealous.Random Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05494483624821880838noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2509800426765608462011-02-19T10:29:48.114-05:002011-02-19T10:29:48.114-05:00I love Match.com... And Susan Boyle.. She's my...I love Match.com... And Susan Boyle.. She's my hero... Nuff said.Kerredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11944711552213392455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87754864165497438682011-02-19T09:45:23.405-05:002011-02-19T09:45:23.405-05:00Well.
Match.com has come a long way. When I was o...Well.<br /><br />Match.com has come a long way. When I was on, it was a little more douchey without the douches even trying. <br /><br />Me, I found my man through the personals on theonion.com. No lie.<br /><br />Also? that was fucking funny.CDGhttp://moveovermarypoppins.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18493456810711706902011-02-18T15:39:56.539-05:002011-02-18T15:39:56.539-05:00Just no jazz hands after sex. Would probably make ...Just no jazz hands after sex. Would probably make her run for the hils. Unless that's the point, then jazz hands away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1932250472683783212011-02-18T11:45:50.648-05:002011-02-18T11:45:50.648-05:00Every time I think you can't get cuter, there ...Every time I think you can't get cuter, there you go again! I would so totally move to Salem, NH if ;<br />I hadn't just bought a house here<br />I wasn't ancinet<br />I didn't have 4 cats<br />and, oh, yeah. I'm sort of taken too, and he lives with me. That might get awkward.mookzmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05286282788886703077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14290458169884712062011-02-16T10:55:39.873-05:002011-02-16T10:55:39.873-05:00Seriously amazeballs. Jazz hands always works! If ...Seriously amazeballs. Jazz hands always works! If I was single I would do you. Err..wait. Damn, funny gets me every time!The Random Blogettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09189747977991245122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76517103683068112942011-02-16T10:27:26.951-05:002011-02-16T10:27:26.951-05:00So, you are going to have to join my dating site I...So, you are going to have to join my dating site I am putting up. All for divorced only people. I am being serious. It is going to be great and then one day Match will buy it for billions. And, you can say...you knew me when I was the Hot Flash Queen.Leehttp://www.postdivorcechronicles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53210004805717992132011-02-16T08:34:48.366-05:002011-02-16T08:34:48.366-05:00Metal detectors! Of course! What if you suggeste...Metal detectors! Of course! What if you suggested a metal detecting date? Then your date thought it was innuendo but it was just looking for chunks of tin in the dirt with a beeping saucer on a stick. Then you found some tin and had a fight over who got to keep it?<br /><br />Online Dating is the metal detector of love and you are the operator. Find your tin, Moog! Find... your... tin and.... keeep it.<br /><br />No? What? Lame?<br /><br />What?Chellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10808458305839625350noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71299510054972754642011-02-16T06:45:00.296-05:002011-02-16T06:45:00.296-05:00Wicked: I expected more filthy from you.
DISAPPOI...Wicked: I expected more filthy from you.<br /><br />DISAPPOINTED.<br /><br />Chelle: The only people who like long walks on the beach are people with metal detectors.<br /><br />Nikki: Like you don't love CatMan.<br /><br />Mandy: Of course you did.<br /><br />Rahul: Call me.<br /><br />Pitts: I found your picture via Google so I'm pretty sure that's public domain.<br /><br />You're welcome.<br /><br />?<br /><br />Peachy: Trust me. That's not my #1 tip.<br /><br />Brutalism: Wait. Does that include me?<br /><br />When does she turn 18?<br /><br />No reason.<br /><br />BadLarry: Packing my bags as we speak. Where do you live again?<br /><br />Kris: See? I told you. I TOLD YOU.<br /><br />When do we start the sexting?<br /><br />Kelley: That actually sounds like a construction site.<br /><br />Not so Simply: hahaha. my mind working.. hahahahaha.<br /><br />LilPixi: Wow. You're the first woman I've satisfied in years.<br /><br />Yay me.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45033957990440779642011-02-16T04:25:50.376-05:002011-02-16T04:25:50.376-05:00Wow....I've been having a hard time getting so...Wow....I've been having a hard time getting some real satisfyingly good laughs this week, but I think that's just been cured.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79875408030764055932011-02-16T03:15:52.412-05:002011-02-16T03:15:52.412-05:00How do you come up with this stuff....your mind mu...How do you come up with this stuff....your mind must be working 100 miles an hours...<br /><br />Laughing over here...<br /><br />Thanks for the giggle!<br /><br />LisaNot So Simply Singlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00461951741538969230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77920619966575746262011-02-16T01:16:36.525-05:002011-02-16T01:16:36.525-05:00This was so funny & so educational! Ha! I ne...This was so funny & so educational! Ha! I never knew of the inner workings of this match.com world. Glad your profile is no longer active. Sounds like a scary place full of horrific grammar and bad hats!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10860394940190403196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75951450191512543412011-02-15T22:33:37.617-05:002011-02-15T22:33:37.617-05:00Moooooog -
Alright, you demanded that I come, and...Moooooog -<br /><br />Alright, you demanded that I come, and so here I am. But guess what? There is not much for me to add to the genius of this post. It is brilliant. I am a big fan of jazz hands for the exact reason you stated . . . a man who is willing to be silly and give me some jazz hands? That's a man who is going to be silly and goofy and fun in bed.<br /><br />Not that I am looking.<br /><br />But you would totally be awesome.<br /><br />Because even without the jazz hands, you are so fucking funny.<br /><br />I adore fucking funny.<br /><br />Ahem.Krishttp://www.prettyalltrue.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83559899660434206122011-02-15T19:25:31.169-05:002011-02-15T19:25:31.169-05:00Moog, you are a good looking sumbitch. (keep in mi...Moog, you are a good looking sumbitch. <i>(keep in mind this is coming from a straight guy)</i><br /><br />Why in the hell would you need Match.com?<br /><br />If you lived in my town you'd be getting more ass than a toilet seat at Taco Bell.BadLarrynoreply@blogger.com