Comments on Mental Poo: Motivational Filler - Barbarism

Swing Of Unattractiveness is KILLING ME@

2009-11-17T10:36:29.699-05:00

Swing Of Unattractiveness is KILLING ME@

Five feet of fury and two feet of cast only leaves...

2009-11-15T18:35:33.376-05:00

Five feet of fury and two feet of cast only leaves you with 3 feet of fury and still only 3 inches of penis. Damn.

Kick ass, Mooooog, san.

2009-11-14T21:56:25.398-05:00

Kick ass, Mooooog, san.

a) Where'd you get a picture of my mom? b) Blade ...

2009-11-14T10:23:50.447-05:00

a) Where'd you get a picture of my mom?

b) Blade fighting? I am hoping that is not one of the events in which you're participating, filet-o-Moooooog.

OMG... I pity the other kids at the karate tournam...

2009-11-14T10:01:53.998-05:00

OMG... I pity the other kids at the karate tournament. They won't know what hit them.

Please give me fair warning the next time you use ...

2009-11-14T09:18:29.364-05:00

Please give me fair warning the next time you use my photo for one of your silly posters.

Kick some ass!!!

So you are Ralph Macchio? That explains a lot. I...

2009-11-13T23:05:59.732-05:00

So you are Ralph Macchio? That explains a lot. Including why you like flowers.

GAY!

Just sayin'.

I've heard of you but hadn't been around until now...

2009-11-13T20:18:04.279-05:00

I've heard of you but hadn't been around until now. Things look funny and quite interesting here, to say the least. I jumped on board to see what all the rage is about.

Good luck in the tourney, and protect that pinky.

Fine. I don't normally respond to comments on my ...

2009-11-13T16:50:06.208-05:00

Fine.

I don't normally respond to comments on my motivational posters (CAN'T YOU GIVE ME ONE DAY, PEOPLE?!) I was given shit by one of my friends, so here goes:

JenJen: Thank you for the five feet of smoochie smooches. Now stand back as my wife gives me five feet of 'wtf was up with that comment?!'

Thanks a lot.

Speaking: Fury. FIVE FEET OF FURY.

Jesus, people. It's a religion for chrissakes.

justjp: Dry spell? I'd be all over that on a typical Tuesday.

Travis: Like you don't want to get the jump on me, anyway. Homoerotic? Yes.

Mjenks: You are just a fountain of stuff I couldn't care less about! Thank you!

Vodka: You mean...LITERALLY...?

Joshua: It's not that kind of tournament.

Sadly.

Joker: Enjoy..that + flickr = hours of family fun.

Jay: I'm even considering getting one of those weird 'is it a tumor?' bumps on my forehead just like him.

Ed: I WAS 'five feet of furry' up until my vasectomy. Now..smooooooooth.

I'll send you pictures. Again.

Erin: I didn't say I didn't LIKE them. It's just that I'd like some, you know, money or porn or something.

Welcome to the club!

Knucklehead: Dude. Your comments never fail to make me laugh.

Except this one time.

Tae Kwon Dwarf = awesomeness.

TamiG: I cracked your ass up? I had no idea I was a proctologist! You're welcome!

Moooooog35: You look hot.

Kellie: We went out?

Mike: Sadly, no shoes. That would be AWESOME, though.

I'd be able to kick them from, like, 6 feet away.

Lee: I guess there's a first for everything.

Don: I like the 'poke them in the eyes and run' tactic. We'll see how that plays out.

Funnyrunner: I shall do this for you!

And, for my self esteem. It's really really low.

lol. fucking flowers. kick ass (or other parts of ...

2009-11-13T16:23:21.388-05:00

lol. fucking flowers. kick ass (or other parts of the body, I guess) this weekend!

Go kick some serious ass for all of us freedom lov...

2009-11-13T16:11:38.525-05:00

Go kick some serious ass for all of us freedom loving, God fearing Americans. In fact, take a "heater" Rod and just shoot the bastards. Who said martial arts had to be fair? After all, winning is everything!

Don't let those pre-schoolers beat you up! You sh...

2009-11-13T15:57:20.700-05:00

Don't let those pre-schoolers beat you up! You show them whose boss!

If you fight a man who's 6 feet tall, do they give...

2009-11-13T15:55:06.910-05:00

If you fight a man who's 6 feet tall, do they give you platform shoes to even things up?

Or do they just make him fight on his knees.

And is that why you karate?

Whatever the case, go kick some ass, or someones face in, or something.

Kick some ass seabass! Hope you win this weekend!...

2009-11-13T15:36:25.638-05:00

Kick some ass seabass! Hope you win this weekend!

Also, I have never heard of the slide of small penises but I hooked up with a guy once who must have been down that slide way too often.

Blanket comment: Thanks for the well wishes on th...

2009-11-13T15:32:39.066-05:00

Blanket comment:

Thanks for the well wishes on the tournament. I shall defeat the Cobra Kai and once again bring honor to Mr. Miyagi!

I hope I'm going to the right thing.

.......and here I am - straight from Travis' blog!...

2009-11-13T15:28:30.585-05:00

.......and here I am - straight from Travis' blog! (plus I'm following, some might call it stalking, Erin....shhhh - don't tell her...)

Nice blog! You crack my ass up!

Tami G
ur newest fan/follower/stalker! :)

One can only imagine the field of martial arts tha...

2009-11-13T15:14:58.094-05:00

One can only imagine the field of martial arts that Moooog would specialize in . . .

Tae Kwon Dwarf
Kung Poo
Ju Shitsu

Anyway, have fun, and go for the 'nads.

Too bad you didn't like your flowers! Congrats on ...

2009-11-13T15:08:58.155-05:00

Too bad you didn't like your flowers! Congrats on the award anyway...

I've been seeing you everywhere and now I'm about to officially become a follower.

Thanks for the laughs!

That shadowguy on the left of the Karate poster ha...

2009-11-13T15:01:04.627-05:00

That shadowguy on the left of the Karate poster has a huge Johnson.

What?

*manly whistle*

Also, when I read this, I had to reread the last two lines cause I thought they said Furry, not Fury.

Good luck on Sunday; I hope you get to split kick ...

2009-11-13T14:51:31.127-05:00

Good luck on Sunday; I hope you get to split kick someone in the face, JCVD-style!

Mooooog, Thanks for the site on how to build moti...

2009-11-13T14:43:52.941-05:00

Mooooog,

Thanks for the site on how to build motivationals...Looks like I will be joining you on this site as well

Congrats on the award...hope you are not allergic to flowers...

Oh, you said kick some ass. Here's hoping you get ...

2009-11-13T14:34:57.538-05:00

Oh, you said kick some ass. Here's hoping you get it both ways.

Going out to get some ass, huh?

Good luck on Sunday!

-Joshua

Going out to get some ass, huh? Good luck on Sund...

2009-11-13T14:34:21.249-05:00

Going out to get some ass, huh?

Good luck on Sunday!

-Joshua

slide of small penises..did you ever get off... x...

2009-11-13T13:42:21.507-05:00

slide of small penises..did you ever get off...

xx

You know, barbarians were named so because they wo...

2009-11-13T13:41:11.958-05:00

You know, barbarians were named so because they wore beards.

Looking at the she-man on the swing in that picture, I totally agree that it's barbaric.