tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post4347042217322237395..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: It's a LUMbar...not a FUNbar!Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66826870284279569652009-09-19T09:34:36.423-04:002009-09-19T09:34:36.423-04:00wow these pictures are U-G-L-Y, you ain't got ...wow these pictures are U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly!, you ugly!...<br /><br />what the HELL is in that top picture...some kind of freak alien??Goosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16410631712898341849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46584535118617928902009-09-17T12:59:24.533-04:002009-09-17T12:59:24.533-04:00You're very funny.You're very funny.Kristinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12378047231197808492009-09-17T11:25:17.921-04:002009-09-17T11:25:17.921-04:00Just 40? Ha! I've got 5 on you and, to quote...Just 40? Ha! I've got 5 on you and, to quote Freddie Mercury, "Each morning I get up, I die a little." Yeah. That should be a birthday card there, huh?<br /><br />Go see the doc for your back. They will give you something to relax the muscles. It will dull the sting of your wife's wrath. Why be in pain when you could be floaty?<br /><br />And happy birthday!!<br /><br />PS: That hair dude could be my brohter. If I had a brother.Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2090158030358486892009-09-17T07:50:30.707-04:002009-09-17T07:50:30.707-04:00Chris: I'm like Jenny Craig but I don't ge...Chris: I'm like Jenny Craig but I don't get to see Valerie Bertinelli weigh-in wearing only a bikini.<br /><br />Sux.<br /><br />Peach: I used to hear that all the time before I shaved my penis.<br /><br />MikeWJ: Mental Poo: It's all about the zen.<br /><br />Brazen: Beatles?! Are they a new band?<br /><br />Demi: Extra points to you for slyly sliding in 'why do you pick on HIM.'<br /><br />Nicely done.<br /><br />Olly: You know...I really have no idea what that is.<br /><br />Jen: You needed to shave your ass.<br /><br />You have so outdone the vomiting induced from the other pictures in this post.<br /><br />Wear that badge with pride, woman.<br /><br />Gauche: I have no idea how I'm actually still walking.<br /><br />God must want to keep me around to keep shit like this happening to me.<br /><br />Guy has a sick sense of humor.<br /><br />Malach: OMG I'D SAVE SO MUCH ON INSURANCE!!<br /><br />Swirl: Like Martha Stewart always says:<br /><br />"Hairy ass back retina burning...it's a good thing."<br /><br />Jill: Fine. I will send you $100.<br /><br />On a related note:<br /><br />Can I borrow $100?<br /><br />Bon Don: SHE LIVES! Now that we know you're alive, your job is to figure out wtf that actually is in that first picture...because, honestly, sometimes I post shit just to go...wtf.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69424177383075996002009-09-17T05:14:12.097-04:002009-09-17T05:14:12.097-04:00I'm still creeped out by the first picture, wt...I'm still creeped out by the first picture, wtf is that? *shudders*<br /><br />Hi Mooooogie!Bon Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12178535331269133985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73592074065057129612009-09-16T22:28:58.200-04:002009-09-16T22:28:58.200-04:00Moooooog, that last picture? It made me throw up....Moooooog, that last picture? It made me throw up. I'm mad at you now. Send me $100 and maybe I'll forgive you. Maybe.Jill Pilgrimhttp://pilgrimcongress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41212505518120344792009-09-16T21:14:47.577-04:002009-09-16T21:14:47.577-04:00thanks for buring my retina with that hairy assbac...thanks for buring my retina with that hairy assback guy- quite frankly, I forgot the whole reason for the post after that one.<br /><br />How'd you get Chewbaca to lay still for the pose?Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18182396355186741112009-09-16T20:52:35.311-04:002009-09-16T20:52:35.311-04:00Man, I would just quit and go get your AARP cardMan, I would just quit and go get your AARP cardMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-52194818769195448472009-09-16T20:31:29.970-04:002009-09-16T20:31:29.970-04:00having read more of your injury posts I wonder how...having read more of your injury posts I wonder how the hell you have avoided the joys of a full body cast. I mean, seriously. have have you not ended up in one of those yet?<br /><br />Moog, please don't get yourself killed. or, if you must, at least die doing something that makes the headlines. okay? thanks.<br /><br />p.s don't die. I'll be unhappy.Gauchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12734965408480594013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58194010493227448712009-09-16T20:28:05.317-04:002009-09-16T20:28:05.317-04:00Oh, and sorry your back hurts.Oh, and sorry your back hurts.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808210602431338186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36368242451048585212009-09-16T20:27:38.911-04:002009-09-16T20:27:38.911-04:00I had a post all ready to go about the fact that I...I had a post all ready to go about the fact that I shaved my ass the other day. I was going to explain why too. After seeing that picture of the wookie(I know I spelled it wrong) I'm afraid people might think I looked like that. Now I have to go get waxed or start electrolysis.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06808210602431338186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75565133588801587232009-09-16T17:24:10.096-04:002009-09-16T17:24:10.096-04:00Just what the hell WAS that in the first picture. ...Just what the hell WAS that in the first picture. I'm gonna have nightmares tonight. If I can stop thinking about the Elmo outfit thing...Ollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956488313345711218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7013142785692798472009-09-16T16:45:16.676-04:002009-09-16T16:45:16.676-04:00Poor Ellen. Why do you always pick on him, moooooo...Poor Ellen. Why do you always pick on him, moooooog? Anyway, you're doing a good job at it. Is that really Ellen? Or did she get hair transplant so she will look more like a guy. Wheeee..<br /><br />This cracked me up like a nutcracker...Three thumbs up (My two thumbs and the big toe, i mean).The Demigoddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08997751779430387407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9025868435586977922009-09-16T16:17:46.708-04:002009-09-16T16:17:46.708-04:00Yay! Your one year closer to being half a Century...Yay! Your one year closer to being half a Century old. HALF A CENTURY! <br /><br />Bet you're feeling all nostalgic when they released the Beatles Remastered huh?Toehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10075495117699109883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31510010240290456962009-09-16T15:18:17.988-04:002009-09-16T15:18:17.988-04:00I got sick when I saw that hairy guy.I got sick when I saw that hairy guy.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68626930575811434582009-09-16T14:28:41.659-04:002009-09-16T14:28:41.659-04:00Well, I can always count on your place to help me ...Well, I can always count on your place to help me stay on a diet. After these pictures of Hairyman and Captain Bludgeon, I won't be eating my lunch.<br /><br />Thanks?Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88286963209087616742009-09-16T14:21:06.029-04:002009-09-16T14:21:06.029-04:00justjp: it takes a lot more than that to get my va...justjp: it takes a lot more than that to get my vagina to hurt.<br /><br />what?<br /><br />AV: Life begins at 40?! Well why the Hell did I waste all that time doing the other shit before?!<br /><br />I'm confused. Does that come with age, too?<br /><br />VE: Hooker punch back?<br /><br />Shine: You're welcome.<br /><br />Now just imagine him from the front.<br /><br />LiLu: No.<br /><br />They must be 6.<br /><br />I have standards.<br /><br />Narm: Anything to get the smell of bacon on your genitalia, huh.<br /><br />JD: Those things in the fruit stand are a whole bunch of me...I know...freaky, yet sexy all at the same time.<br /><br />Fine.<br /><br />Just freaky.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3111236306326170432009-09-16T13:54:18.260-04:002009-09-16T13:54:18.260-04:00Hmmm. I'm going to have to start making up mor...Hmmm. I'm going to have to start making up more exciting stories for how I got my lower back pain.<br /><br />And, dude, WHAT are those things at the fruit stand -- with the faces? The stuff of nightmares, that's what.JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84063771590839032009-09-16T13:54:08.750-04:002009-09-16T13:54:08.750-04:00You go for Elmo? I'm more of a Porky Pig kind...You go for Elmo? I'm more of a Porky Pig kinda guy. Freak.Narmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88109518888738105442009-09-16T12:17:03.326-04:002009-09-16T12:17:03.326-04:00Do you fight 5 year olds, a la Cosmo Kramer?Do you fight 5 year olds, a la Cosmo Kramer?rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20502562583768702882009-09-16T12:08:13.438-04:002009-09-16T12:08:13.438-04:00That man-sweater will be burned into my brain all ...That man-sweater will be burned into my brain all day. Thanks.<br /><br />Ick.shinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05232945031746773775noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69885208063377330012009-09-16T12:04:26.492-04:002009-09-16T12:04:26.492-04:00I think I've felt like that last guy before......I think I've felt like that last guy before...<br /><br />I'd feel sorry about your back...but you're too old now!Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67356521219063117172009-09-16T11:52:29.223-04:002009-09-16T11:52:29.223-04:00moooooog, we share the same birthday. I was 17 whe...moooooog, we share the same birthday. I was 17 when you were poppin' out of... well you know where!<br /><br />41 is not old - Life begins at 40! Believe me, I turned 41 my first week in Brazil, believe me it starts then, I'm still here!<br /><br />AVAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57436577074742635992009-09-16T10:46:42.899-04:002009-09-16T10:46:42.899-04:00MI: Thanks. That made me feel much better.
Ed: Y...MI: Thanks. That made me feel much better.<br /><br />Ed: You should feel my grip. TENACIOUS!!<br /><br />Remember to wash your hands thoroughly afterwards, though.<br /><br />iasa: Nairphobia would be a great name for a rock band.<br /><br />Mjenks: There's a South Boston in Virginia?! BLASHPEME!!!<br /><br />Gauche: jesus, sister...I hurt myself brushing my teeth in the morning.<br /><br />I'm like fine china except really sexy and don't look good on your mantle.<br /><br />Christina: HA! Yes...believe it or not I googled 'wtf' for my first opening lines...that pic came up.<br /><br />WTF, indeed.<br /><br />Birdshit: You may have better luck asking Portia de Rossi for that.<br /><br />CatLady: 41 is old?!?!?<br /><br />Sonofabitch.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14380718869211055702009-09-16T10:11:45.266-04:002009-09-16T10:11:45.266-04:00Growing old sucks, doesn't it. But, oh man, d...Growing old sucks, doesn't it. But, oh man, do you ever get props for the pictures! Total gross out between the hairy guy and the mangled face. EWWW!http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.com