tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post4462828744088719928..comments2009-11-04T22:50:50.953-05:00Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25477850158885499152009-11-04T22:50:51.144-05:002009-11-04T22:50:51.144-05:00The Mooooooglets are awesome:)Phillipiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09547721599622181504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78168927422489179552009-11-04T11:18:59.096-05:002009-11-04T11:18:59.096-05:00&quot;Bad Halloween&quot; indeed. Yowza.<br /><br />Fortunately, your tales of racism, bestiality, and horrible giveaways were making me laugh so hard that the tears blurred my vision enough that I could not see Elvis&#39;s scrotum quite so clearly. <br /><br />You&#39;re a giver.Brutalismhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78990410750053043662009-11-03T11:36:00.129-05:002009-11-03T11:36:00.129-05:00Buzzard: Thank you! I shall be over there post haste! Right after I Google &#39;post haste.&#39;<br /><br />Noelle: Kegals cure ANY condition.<br /><br />Except premature ejaculation. I hear they kind of exacerbate that one.<br /><br />Justjp: She loves it and she knows it.<br /><br />JenJen: You sound dainty.<br /><br />BirdShit: Pennies? That&#39;s why god invented keys so you can scratch the shit out of their car.<br /><br />At least that&#39;s why I THINK he invented keys.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16406123372080343602009-11-03T11:14:42.682-05:002009-11-03T11:14:42.682-05:00We had some asshole in our neighorhood that used to give out pennies....PENNIES! I would kill to go trick or treating there now....damn economy.Bird Shit and Baby Cacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12965945374947557024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85446717038892733412009-11-03T10:45:45.449-05:002009-11-03T10:45:45.449-05:00Fuck you! I told you that in confidence!JenJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7127990656899483562009-11-03T09:43:08.049-05:002009-11-03T09:43:08.049-05:00Wow, that poor dog! Seriously, the look of horror and disgust on your dogs face, was as if she was saying, &quot;Moooog, put down the peanut butter! Put it down and walk away...just walk away.&quot;justjphttp://justjp.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4717348243672513692009-11-03T09:35:40.057-05:002009-11-03T09:35:40.057-05:00shit. i can&#39;t read your blog anymore. everytime i do, my weak bladder fails me. i hear kegals can help that condition...i&#39;ll let you know.Noellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02811139631355474712noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61556185261099067362009-11-03T09:34:40.873-05:002009-11-03T09:34:40.873-05:00Moog, you have an award at my blog today!Buzzardbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85521976787661882782009-11-03T07:37:32.648-05:002009-11-03T07:37:32.648-05:00Joshua: If you ever want to clear away those cubicle neighbors, just randomly say shit like, &#39;Forgive me father, I know not what I do&#39; and then GRUNT REALLY LOUD.<br /><br />They&#39;ll move after, like, the 15th time.<br /><br />JenJen: We&#39;re on to you.<br /><br />What&#39;s funny is that line is written about you in the men&#39;s room, too.<br /><br />&#39;JenJen: We&#39;re on to her - signed, the football team&#39;<br /><br />Lilu: I know. If I can keep him from being gay, he&#39;s gonna crush the competition when he gets older.<br /><br />bikramyogachick: THERE WERE BABES?!?!<br /><br />L: Isn&#39;t that a little small for you?<br /><br />Leigh: You know...even I don&#39;t know any more.<br /><br />MikeWJ: Plastic centipedes are useful if you get into the office early and no one sees you sneaking into the ladies&#39; room.<br /><br />Perhaps I&#39;ve said too much.<br /><br />Kys: Band-aids? The fuck? She should just keep them for the beating I would have handed her. Unreal.<br /><br />Malach: What? No pig mask AND surgical mask? Half. Assed.<br /><br />Coffee: &#39;...and that&#39;s the house that gets vandalized..&#39;<br /><br />Brndoutw8ress: MORE TOOTHPASTE?! Seriously...don&#39;t these neighborhoods have Walgreens?<br /><br />Knucklehead: Nothing surprises me any more. Well..the finger in the butt thing once in a while does. I need a warning for that.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16753540568946962782009-11-03T01:38:09.418-05:002009-11-03T01:38:09.418-05:00Why am I not surprised by any of this? Although the plastic centipede thing is a little bizarre, even for your neighborhood, Moog.Knuckleheadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12636969309536322282009-11-03T00:35:00.324-05:002009-11-03T00:35:00.324-05:00When I was a kid we had a couple that used to pass out those little tubes of toothpaste and miniture toothbrushes! We fucking hated those assholes, wonder if they&#39;re dead yet, or if kids in my old neighborhood are still plotting their deaths? Great post!Brndoutw8resshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14959665356418479402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41399190444141759712009-11-02T21:18:19.813-05:002009-11-02T21:18:19.813-05:00My grandkids have a dental hygienist living in their &#39;hood who gives out toothbrushes every year.Coffeypothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9173207380250513572009-11-02T20:37:35.996-05:002009-11-02T20:37:35.996-05:00My kid had the Swine Flu, so I told him to dress in a surgical mask and give out candy cause he could not go out.Malach the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64722767599707028362009-11-02T19:55:51.259-05:002009-11-02T19:55:51.259-05:00I&#39;m a little disturbed by the dog wearing lingerie. A lady that I know used to hand out band-aids at Trick or Treat. She thought she was awesome for doing it, too.kyshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71893344556730638102009-11-02T19:47:36.138-05:002009-11-02T19:47:36.138-05:00Who can&#39;t tell a Ninja from Darth Vadar? Morons! And Sophie Cyrus. Funny! Sorry about the plastic centipede. A pencil would&#39;ve been better. At least they&#39;re useful.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49474522603937755032009-11-02T19:26:01.999-05:002009-11-02T19:26:01.999-05:00Dressing up your dog?<br /><br />Who are you?leighhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15556509134001737237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5968087975482734112009-11-02T18:27:45.521-05:002009-11-02T18:27:45.521-05:00Can you tell your dog to stay the hell out of my nightstand? Thanks.Lhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16772659378682552119noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5339062428869890312009-11-02T16:55:13.753-05:002009-11-02T16:55:13.753-05:00Out of the mouths of babes.....bikramyogachickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04685444498620345130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56263572244655529962009-11-02T16:13:13.249-05:002009-11-02T16:13:13.249-05:00Cam&#39;s a hottie.<br /><br />What?LiLuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28643450784833602152009-11-02T14:29:21.399-05:002009-11-02T14:29:21.399-05:00Moog~<br />Didn&#39;t I select anonymous? Shit.<br />It was a rumor. <br />About the duct tape.<br />Promise....JenJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73477022512146752892009-11-02T14:27:38.489-05:002009-11-02T14:27:38.489-05:00I am now getting looks from my cubical neighbors for laughing out loud. Thanks for that. I can&#39;t <i>wait</i> for my kids to be old enough to embarass the shit out of me like that. Of course, by then they&#39;ll know that if they embarass me, I&#39;ll find ways to make their lives hell with their friends. <i>Insert evil laughter here.</i><br /><br /><a href="http://techparent42.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">-Joshua</a>Joshuahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14823602174464736265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13795946895265564752009-11-02T14:20:41.549-05:002009-11-02T14:20:41.549-05:00Kellie: I was trying to get him to cartwheel across the steps and steal candy on the go. He wouldn&#39;t go for it. Drives me nuts when they don&#39;t listen.<br /><br />Buzzard: I&#39;d take the toothpaste. Although, it&#39;s hard running a tube of toothpaste along someone&#39;s car trying to scratch it...pencils work much better for that.<br /><br />Tater: I&#39;d rather get a toothbrush than a pencil.<br /><br />When you brush your teeth with a pencil, you just get black crap all over your teeth.<br /><br />CatLady: Well..there&#39;s ONE person. Thanks.<br /><br />Matt: DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT?!?!<br /><br />Stacie: Where the f do you people live where there&#39;s all this goddamn extra toothpaste?!<br /><br />Swirl Girl: It&#39;s amazing the pictures you find on the Internet if you know where to look.<br /><br />My site just happens to be one of those places.<br /><br />You&#39;re welcome.<br /><br />JenJen: ..and that knocking on your door is child protective services. I&#39;ve heard.Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34800587451700792372009-11-02T13:59:10.533-05:002009-11-02T13:59:10.533-05:00you really need to invest in some duct tape...you know, for their mouths.<br />Works.<br />I&#39;ve heard.JenJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67344893471954471092009-11-02T13:46:08.596-05:002009-11-02T13:46:08.596-05:00So the first picture of the pup with dildo in mouth...was he trying to be a weiner dog??<br /><br />LOLOL<br /><br />and that bad Elvis...I need to rinse my eyes out now.Swirl Girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75877945375393708962009-11-02T13:19:56.067-05:002009-11-02T13:19:56.067-05:00GOTTA LOVE THE KIDS...<br /><br />a lady handed out a tube of toothpaste.<br /><br />no lie.<br /><br />My daughter (old enough to know better) yells to me...MOM I got toothpaste, isn&#39;t that WEIRD?<br /><br />*sigh*Stacie's Madnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.com