tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post4664314040815972373..comments2009-11-12T07:22:59.688-05:00Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869midgetmanofsteel@yahoo.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87991928847780354562009-10-07T03:18:29.501-04:002009-10-07T03:18:29.501-04:00Holy crap. That&#39;s almost identical to the letter I sent my grandma last week.Jennifer Brindleyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16891953417589291501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67929999349353209052009-10-07T00:50:10.600-04:002009-10-07T00:50:10.600-04:00Dude, beeker is way hotter than carrot top. <br />And way to be ungrateful for the blessing of unsolicited dinero and pinky in the ass blowjobs. Geez, you&#39;re a real jerk...Jeniel- what's wrong with mommy?http://www.blogger.com/profile/08140465175093784367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10505605174166123002009-10-06T09:48:31.091-04:002009-10-06T09:48:31.091-04:00Poor Joyce, all she wants to do is build an orphanage, it really is a hard knock life.....Bird Shit and Baby Cacahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12965945374947557024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46096234991562974022009-10-06T07:13:00.168-04:002009-10-06T07:13:00.168-04:00Narm: I know, I know.<br /><br />Seems cruel in retrospect.<br /><br />Zen: My back has been much better since I broke my hand again.<br /><br />I&#39;m a hot mess.<br /><br />Gauche: Forward them on over.<br /><br />I only charge $1..much less than the chick from Nigeria.<br /><br />Knuckle: Oh...thought you were going to sign it, &quot;Christ.&quot;<br /><br />Veggie: I just can&#39;t see Beeker in a celbrity boxing match, though.<br /><br />Lama: My hand is less &#39;blessed&#39; and more &#39;sticky messed.&#39;<br /><br />Thank you...I&#39;m here all week.<br /><br />Don: I can email her back if you want. You two sound like a match made in Ghana.<br /><br />Malach: Was this before or after she sent this to the Spanish people who deserved it more?<br /><br />Jill: WTF..I already sent St. Michael my ATM pin...when the Hell is this shit going to stop?<br /><br />OB: I&#39;m not...hence the irony of the email!<br /><br />Stay with me...always moving.moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-52713588830267286492009-10-06T03:40:47.657-04:002009-10-06T03:40:47.657-04:00I had no clue you were a Jew.<br /><br />Rawr.<br /><br />:)The Offended Bloggerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72865374869534098542009-10-05T21:23:14.528-04:002009-10-05T21:23:14.528-04:00Dear Moooooooooooooooooooooooooog,<br /><br />Please send me your bank information so that I can tell Jesus to let you into Heaven.<br /><br />Your Sister In Christ,<br />JillJill Pilgrimhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13580654570530978846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58452780309324129742009-10-05T20:18:17.664-04:002009-10-05T20:18:17.664-04:00I got the same offer from Sandra Sotermayer!Malach the Mercilesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16286564535371128922009-10-05T15:54:07.885-04:002009-10-05T15:54:07.885-04:00You didn&#39;t happen to get her telephone # did you? I mean in case I want to make a donation via a one on one...meeting.Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88711853427309845242009-10-05T15:52:59.544-04:002009-10-05T15:52:59.544-04:00I thought you go more handjob or blowjob since Blessed is the hand. Be fun to mail these jokers a box of poop.Lamaworkshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07632021597550526677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41638567124927259012009-10-05T15:22:03.828-04:002009-10-05T15:22:03.828-04:00...Beeker is going to kick your ass for that. He always fancied himself more Danny Bonaduce.The Vegetable Assassinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03424494321495284162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63864849646671912682009-10-05T15:02:11.389-04:002009-10-05T15:02:11.389-04:00I&#39;m gonna kill ya for talkin&#39; &#39;bout my sister that way.<br /><br />- Achmed GaggaheinyKnuckleheadhttp://www.knuckleheadhumor.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1443905827002360412009-10-05T13:09:27.266-04:002009-10-05T13:09:27.266-04:00wonderful.<br /><br />can I get you to answer my spam mail from now on? please? your responses are better then mine are.Gauchehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12734965408480594013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63493947561427660052009-10-05T12:22:57.706-04:002009-10-05T12:22:57.706-04:00Settle down Moog, remember you have a bad back.Zen Mamahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02150722039049104796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18121747929232254332009-10-05T12:14:05.914-04:002009-10-05T12:14:05.914-04:00Why you gotta hate on Beeker and compared him to Carrot Top?Narmhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7291195841219183662009-10-05T12:01:25.699-04:002009-10-05T12:01:25.699-04:00Emily: It&#39;s what I do.<br /><br />Never.<br /><br />JenJen: EXACTLY.<br /><br />Etta: What? I TOTALLY fear God.<br /><br />I mean, seriously, you think he&#39;s going to let me get away with this shit?<br /><br />Ed: I had no idea I was Jewish, either.<br /><br />Peach: Dearest..driest...poTAto...poTAHto...<br /><br />Zibbs: It&#39;s un-retouched!<br /><br />I have no idea what that means.<br /><br />Speaking: &#39;..stopping over at the crib...&#39;<br /><br />You make it sound do creepy.<br /><br />Maxie: I expect nothing less from you.<br /><br />Awesome.<br /><br />MikeWJ: Sounds like someone speaking from experience.<br /><br />I&#39;m with ya, brotha.<br /><br />Buzzard: I need to get him to follow me...I think he&#39;d enjoy the satire and OMG HE&#39;S HERE TO KILL ME!!!moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-6858344781857193982009-10-05T11:49:31.109-04:002009-10-05T11:49:31.109-04:00Off topic: <br />I knew I&#39;d have you at poo, and I hope you felt as honored as you should have been.<br /><br />On topic:<br />LMAO! Your response to poor, sweet, kind-hearted Joyce, probably just ate up her last five months. Now how will she ever find someone &quot;to appropriate to accomplishment&quot; her husband&#39;s dream? Fucking scammers.<br /><br />I keep waiting on Carrot Top to go all Roid Rage. He&#39;s become like some experiment in mixing celebutards: He&#39;s taken Danny Bonaduce&#39;s &quot;Yes, I&#39;ve got red hair and freckles so I&#39;m gonna bulk up so you can&#39;t fuck with me,&quot; thrown in Leif Garrett&#39;s &quot;Yeah, I&#39;m not so pretty anymore so I&#39;m going to wear Bette Davis&#39;s old pancake make-up since she&#39;s dead and ain&#39;t using it anymore,&quot; and added a long dangly dollop of Weird Al&#39;s &quot;No, I was never cool, but I can grow my curly locks long&quot; approachs to &quot;I might have been interesting for a moment and I&#39;m going to milk it for a lifetime&quot; approach to stardom. Sometimes he even wears Bret Michaels cowboy hat.Buzzardbillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82680592754961171882009-10-05T11:43:24.817-04:002009-10-05T11:43:24.817-04:00Holy crap, Mental, I didn&#39;t know I was going to get my heart broken, my wallet boosted and my penis erected all in one post. That was like reading porn during a church service conducted by Donald Trump.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55818886670332167172009-10-05T11:36:40.411-04:002009-10-05T11:36:40.411-04:00&quot;That&#39;s a mouthful&quot;<br /><br />hahahahahahaMaxiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20406625252747605762009-10-05T11:28:02.453-04:002009-10-05T11:28:02.453-04:00carrot top has obviously gone to the same plastic surgeon as kathy griffin, some eff wit who can&#39;t tell his eyebrows from his lips <br /><br />another masterpiece and i bow to the master <br /><br />thanks for stopping over at the crib and i look forward to your other 449 entries before the post is removedSPEAKING FROM THE CRIBhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00875665332513211981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60697042446156963472009-10-05T11:25:51.289-04:002009-10-05T11:25:51.289-04:00That carrot top pic is just creepyDr Zibbshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-32069596009186724782009-10-05T11:24:37.736-04:002009-10-05T11:24:37.736-04:00Well you know the letter wasn&#39;t meant for you because it was addressed to Dearest in Christ.The Peach Tarthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70932956549254283392009-10-05T10:41:36.341-04:002009-10-05T10:41:36.341-04:00I didn&#39;t know you were Jewish!<br /><br />No wonder you&#39;re always asking for money!<br /><br />Ha!Ed Adamshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66213259551046293232009-10-05T10:11:17.345-04:002009-10-05T10:11:17.345-04:00&quot;Having known my condition i decided to seek for a competent and reliable God fearing person or church to entrust this fund to utilize this fund&quot; <br />Are you sure this was meant for YOU?ettarosehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45802925166963311582009-10-05T10:10:19.474-04:002009-10-05T10:10:19.474-04:00What&#39;s a blow job?JenJenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10455337682763434122009-10-05T09:59:55.333-04:002009-10-05T09:59:55.333-04:00That... was pure. Awesomeness! Thank you!Emilyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04195529280093482452noreply@blogger.com