tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post48094433585554155..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Wearing my Maid's Outfit to the Oscar'sMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24633244336231591902009-02-10T22:52:00.000-05:002009-02-10T22:52:00.000-05:00question numero uno: why didn't katie holmes wear ...question numero uno: why didn't katie holmes wear a bra while running the marathon? way to let your future boobs hang low, miz cruise (if that is your real name).hoppsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11711228152690474732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40981529293149303472009-02-10T17:40:00.000-05:002009-02-10T17:40:00.000-05:00I love calling people douche too. It's one of my f...I love calling people douche too. It's one of my favorite words of all time. It's so fun to say. Why is that?Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55698014322844604042009-02-10T15:03:00.000-05:002009-02-10T15:03:00.000-05:00while you did it in your own way I am proud of you...while you did it in your own way I am proud of you for posting about a worthy cause. <BR/><BR/>Why is it though that men like to call each other mean names like "douche"? <BR/><BR/>I call my best friend "hooker" sometimes, I call her that in the most loving way possible though. <BR/><BR/>I'm hooked to your blog, it's official, add me to your list of "groupies". ;-)Patyrishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02001544727042582614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69155058620709705322009-02-10T07:38:00.000-05:002009-02-10T07:38:00.000-05:00MI: I can plug anything I want.Well...not anything...MI: I can plug anything I want.<BR/><BR/>Well...not anything.<BR/><BR/>OB: What's a Compton? Was I lucid?<BR/><BR/>Meleah: Sure...it's yours.<BR/><BR/>I took it from your closet last Thursday night while you were out with the girls.<BR/><BR/>Bethis: *sigh*<BR/><BR/>Ettarose: sounds like you're talking from experience.<BR/><BR/>Ew.<BR/><BR/>rs27: It's yours.<BR/><BR/>That'll be $9.95 plus shipping and handling.<BR/><BR/>HeyJoe: that's what she said.<BR/><BR/>What?<BR/><BR/>Kevin John: A true gentleman never does the shocker and tell.<BR/><BR/>Amber: What?! NEED. MORE. PRAISE!<BR/><BR/>Catscratch: Yeah. I'm sure John feels lucky.<BR/><BR/>I hear is anus is named 'lucky.'<BR/><BR/>Malach: I should. I mean...I do so much to myself already.<BR/><BR/>Desert: First time I've ever read, 'I heart the word Douche from a guy.'<BR/><BR/>Kinda weird, actually.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58640149715163097902009-02-10T02:57:00.000-05:002009-02-10T02:57:00.000-05:00Ouch that ass photo hurts my ankles?! I heart the ...Ouch that ass photo hurts my ankles?! I heart the word Douche from a guy, it's a word you can only get away with on the East Coast and nobody gets their panties in a bunch.Desert Rathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07185102713205264161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82316166843420971492009-02-09T22:06:00.000-05:002009-02-09T22:06:00.000-05:00Give yourself the award!Give yourself the award!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71777105291441667662009-02-09T20:39:00.000-05:002009-02-09T20:39:00.000-05:00I'm so glad I reappeared today to see this. You'r...I'm so glad I reappeared today to see this. <BR/><BR/>You're an amazing smart ass. John is lucky to have you as a pal!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40295970646975982862009-02-09T20:19:00.000-05:002009-02-09T20:19:00.000-05:00You are hilarious.That is all!! :)You are hilarious.<BR/><BR/>That is all!! :)Amberhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03691627318125030776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35844530823337087352009-02-09T20:16:00.000-05:002009-02-09T20:16:00.000-05:00YOU spent the night w/ ChelleB in Compton without ...YOU spent the night w/ ChelleB in Compton without video taping it???<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>{{or did you?}}Kevenjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04527702723486597969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27793221889512674722009-02-09T17:24:00.000-05:002009-02-09T17:24:00.000-05:00Nice lemonade stand.Nice lemonade stand.HeyJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04882102269183779983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61616202634024133392009-02-09T16:09:00.000-05:002009-02-09T16:09:00.000-05:00I'll take that thimble. I'll take anything at this...I'll take that thimble. I'll take anything at this point.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9433768671259436752009-02-09T15:30:00.000-05:002009-02-09T15:30:00.000-05:00Oh man, you have no idea what is lurking in your k...Oh man, you have no idea what is lurking in your keyboard. Think of all those times you didn't wash your hands after taking a shit!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-44310864256162438172009-02-09T15:23:00.000-05:002009-02-09T15:23:00.000-05:00Yesssssss, I am giving you an award and it is: Ne...Yesssssss, I am giving you an award and it is: New Favorite Blog That I Just Found And Am Adding To My Reader And Also A Lemonade Stand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69468696420240730102009-02-09T14:35:00.000-05:002009-02-09T14:35:00.000-05:00Can I borrow that French Maid's outfit? It might h...Can I borrow that French Maid's outfit? It might help me score a new man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-33789270652202174672009-02-09T13:04:00.000-05:002009-02-09T13:04:00.000-05:00You cannot plug a fundraiser the same day I am! La...You cannot plug a fundraiser the same day I am! Ladies first!Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65748583376491969102009-02-09T13:02:00.000-05:002009-02-09T13:02:00.000-05:00Oh shit...I forgot Lbluca!Actually...taking my son...Oh shit...<BR/><BR/>I forgot Lbluca!<BR/><BR/>Actually...taking my son to see 'monster trucks' on Valentine's Day.<BR/><BR/>My wife really did draw the short straw.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41231657498964314812009-02-09T13:00:00.000-05:002009-02-09T13:00:00.000-05:00Chris: Every does have friends like this. They're ...Chris: Every does have friends like this. They're called 'al qaeda.'<BR/><BR/>BG: you're right...maybe this crusty stuff falling out of my keyboard isn't boogers.<BR/><BR/>Oh. <BR/><BR/>Ew.<BR/><BR/>60: I KNOW. I should be a concert promoter. Nah. I hate working.<BR/><BR/>LiLu: Yeah...go with 'gluestick.' Way to gloss over the obvious.<BR/><BR/>Fiona: You don't EAT them. You smear them under your desk.<BR/><BR/>Dummy.<BR/><BR/>Susan: I heard you liked to gag, though.<BR/><BR/>Man...this notebook is getting messy with all these rewrites.<BR/><BR/>FosterMom: Unless it's a great big picture of Angelina Jolie's ass with Jessica Alba kissing it...<BR/><BR/>...you can hold onto that one.<BR/><BR/>Mike: I've been in a marathon.<BR/><BR/>Didn't you read my post about my four-hour Levitra boner?<BR/><BR/>Jesus Christ, man...I lost, like, 30 pounds that night and my right arm got HUGE.<BR/><BR/>Christina: I'd consider working at Hallmark but they also sell those Very Bradley handbags that my wife likes so much and I'd end up getting a discount on them which means I'd have to buy her,like, one a week and fuck that shit so then...<BR/><BR/>..I'd..have...<BR/><BR/>...ugh.<BR/><BR/>Winded again.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73052730083586564382009-02-09T12:18:00.000-05:002009-02-09T12:18:00.000-05:00First off, ewwww @ fiona. Second, you should work ...First off, ewwww @ fiona. Second, you should work for Hallmark or something. You have such a way with words and sentiments for your friends. I tear up everytime. Wait, that might be smell. Nevermind.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86020239194277222412009-02-09T12:17:00.000-05:002009-02-09T12:17:00.000-05:00I'd LOVE to see you in a marathon.It would kind of...I'd LOVE to see you in a marathon.<BR/><BR/>It would kind of be like the Jack Russel running along side the great dane.<BR/><BR/>Your little legs would be going so fast they'd be a blur.<BR/><BR/>Don't worry, I'm sure people would feed you sugar water ever 15 minutes to keep you going, you little hummingbird you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-44243804102092293022009-02-09T11:59:00.000-05:002009-02-09T11:59:00.000-05:00I was hoping to give you the Kiss My Ass award but...I was hoping to give you the Kiss My Ass award but I have not yet been the recipient of that one. But when it happens, and it will, rest assured that it's a comin' your way!<BR/><BR/>Just a little somthin' for you to look forward to in the future. Carry on with your day.The Semi-Domesticated Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03923756033470645692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-73529505116684431982009-02-09T11:49:00.000-05:002009-02-09T11:49:00.000-05:00I've been watching that lemonade stand being sprea...I've been watching that lemonade stand being spread around like wild fire. Very nice acceptance speech. And then, you lost me on "flicked boogers". Yep, I gagged a tad. Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04974251468371326729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91934933857353467142009-02-09T11:45:00.000-05:002009-02-09T11:45:00.000-05:00Flicked boogers may dislodge from your keyboard wh...Flicked boogers may dislodge from your keyboard when you flip it over.<BR/><BR/>So now we know where you stash your mid morning snacks!fionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75353170354558607182009-02-09T11:29:00.000-05:002009-02-09T11:29:00.000-05:00Now I'm looking at all the oddly shaped crumbs in ...Now I'm looking at all the oddly shaped crumbs in my keyboard. My inherited keyboard that's clearly been at this desk for a couple decades.<BR/><BR/>..........<BR/><BR/>I'm sure that's just part of a gluestick.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25239063965778177142009-02-09T10:31:00.000-05:002009-02-09T10:31:00.000-05:00Are you going to tell your wife she is the shart o...Are you going to tell your wife she is the shart of your heart on valentines day? You know instead of buying her a gift?LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89508913169045169032009-02-09T09:23:00.000-05:002009-02-09T09:23:00.000-05:00You get winded when you type too fast?!?!?How do y...You get winded when you type too fast?!?!?<BR/><BR/>How do you manage to have online sex with complete strangers???<BR/><BR/>I mean, my keyboard gets sticky and I misspell words but I'm never out of breath.<BR/><BR/>You should take vitamins.Blonde Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370948763429856920noreply@blogger.com