tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5157753910140441013..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Seven Seconds? I Got that Shit BEAT!Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86076902088597344612011-01-07T10:23:54.448-05:002011-01-07T10:23:54.448-05:00I just can't see how you are still single. *ho...I just can't see how you are still single. *howling* I didn't even know there were red headed asian midgets. Go figure. That is my, "I learned something new today." *lol*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63812843279130021722010-01-09T13:42:02.598-05:002010-01-09T13:42:02.598-05:00This is kinda tragic.
You think about sex every 2 ...This is kinda tragic.<br />You think about sex every 2 or 3 seconds...and pretty creative stuff to. But your wife has you beat about thinking on how NOT to have sex with you every 1 to 2 seconds.<br /><br />You have a serious conflict of interest here. Wow.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89531316684855240942010-01-07T13:17:21.807-05:002010-01-07T13:17:21.807-05:00So, I sent the picture of your brain to my boyfrie...So, I sent the picture of your brain to my boyfriend because it was funny as hell. This is the response I got:<br /><br />"That should be your brain.<br /><br />Oh if your mom is out of the house this weekend we can hook up the VCR and watch porn and f-ck a lot."<br /><br />Have you been talking to my boyfriend? I'm a lucky girl!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89263198756245482752010-01-07T07:35:29.394-05:002010-01-07T07:35:29.394-05:00Jessica: SURPRISE! I AM your husband.
Mr. Condesc...Jessica: SURPRISE! I AM your husband.<br /><br />Mr. Condescending: Lesbian sex actually fills up my entire brain, but I didn't want to come off too creepy.<br /><br />Mepsipax: So sweet. I hate you, too.<br /><br />Alexa: He should be thankful..it's probably the only time it will happen today.<br /><br />Jay: OMG OMG OMG YOU HAVE STAR WARS CUPS?!?!<br /><br />So. Jealous.<br /><br />JD: Your A is tingling?<br /><br />That may actually be a hemorrhoid.<br /><br />VE: Just like when an angel gets it's wings.<br /><br />Magical.<br /><br />Kys: 7 seconds is actually pushing it.<br /><br />Miss Yvonne: DO I HEAR A CHALLENGE?!?!<br /><br />Mai: <br /><br />* blink<br /><br />Maxie: I know..I should have included a pie chart.<br /><br />Ha. I said 'pie.'Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28670598123682122010-01-07T06:50:10.919-05:002010-01-07T06:50:10.919-05:00Did you just put your toe somewhere?
or your ton...Did you just put your toe somewhere? <br /><br />or your tongue.<br /><br />Both of them disturb me.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80712212218469927732010-01-07T01:06:26.027-05:002010-01-07T01:06:26.027-05:00I don't have a P, I have a V. So if I were to ...I don't have a P, I have a V. So if I were to have written this, I can't very well put my P in any V... well, unless it's latex and strapped on, I suppose. And you're right, you can't put a V in a V, but you can connect them with a fake P, if it's double ended of course. The thought of an outie V is very scary. Knowing they exist is even worse. Seeing one for the first time is completely horrifying. But eh, it'[s not mine so who cares.M'ai Voxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07593199525375378994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46012302259097233312010-01-06T22:36:26.762-05:002010-01-06T22:36:26.762-05:00I'm pretty sure the 80's hair band part of...I'm pretty sure the 80's hair band part of my husband's brain is WAY bigger than yours.Miss Yvonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17846050528788481201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22663154366818115312010-01-06T14:28:47.771-05:002010-01-06T14:28:47.771-05:00I was thinking 7 seconds seemed low for you.I was thinking 7 seconds seemed low for you.Traciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10612857982151448455noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23966276136869254982010-01-06T13:57:39.012-05:002010-01-06T13:57:39.012-05:00Every time you think about sex, Tiger's bagged...Every time you think about sex, Tiger's bagged another one!Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7211076703870535172010-01-06T13:35:37.013-05:002010-01-06T13:35:37.013-05:00My A is tingling in terror after seeing that pictu...My A is tingling in terror after seeing that picture of Luke Perry.<br /><br />And then Nicolas Cage? What are you trying to do?<br /><br />I am the opposite of wet.JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51839779847768369502010-01-06T13:19:12.980-05:002010-01-06T13:19:12.980-05:00This is exactly why I swear around my children as ...This is exactly why I swear around my children as much as I do; to desensitize them to the power of words. I've also been slipping a intermittently increasing dose of arsenic into their juice to ensure they have a superhuman-like tolerance to the stuff. Just don't drink from any of the Star Wars cups in my house.Jay Ferrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361912685495566176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21369231458408063952010-01-06T10:00:58.958-05:002010-01-06T10:00:58.958-05:00thank you for bringing luke perry into my life thi...thank you for bringing luke perry into my life this morning.<br /><br />now go put your p in someone's valexa @clevelandsaplumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17455541282046721762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-77136745725051940992010-01-06T09:36:36.406-05:002010-01-06T09:36:36.406-05:00Really? Yeah really. I have said that shit so m...Really? Yeah really. I have said that shit so many times. Like you said, you think they would learn. Oh and I awarded you something totally pointless on my blog. You could grace me with your presence. Or not. Fine I hate you.mepsipaxhttp://iamadick.squarespace.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88244727869541775582010-01-06T09:25:03.175-05:002010-01-06T09:25:03.175-05:00I don't like how big the caring part of youe b...I don't like how big the caring part of youe brain is. I would suggest reducing it and filling in the space with more of "lesbian sex."Mr. Condescendinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12485174691445528415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74480777607218476022010-01-06T09:08:59.926-05:002010-01-06T09:08:59.926-05:00Ummmm....yah. I got nothing.
You make yourself s...Ummmm....yah. I got nothing. <br /><br />You make yourself sound...well, just like my husband? And now I'm not even sure if that's good or bad? Awesome.Jessicahttp://booshy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-90959813582002938132010-01-06T06:32:38.352-05:002010-01-06T06:32:38.352-05:00Buggin: I have a picture of it.
I don't look ...Buggin: I have a picture of it.<br /><br />I don't look flattering in it, but whatever.<br /><br />Adrienz: NARC!<br /><br />WannaB: Go ahead..look it up. Your pelvis will never feel the same again.<br /><br />Princess: You're making this too easy.<br /><br />That's what he said.<br /><br />MikeWJ: Lbluca is always worth a visit.<br /><br />Sometimes, she doesn't even charge you.<br /><br />Vodka: I will put the award on my awards page very soon..thank you!<br /><br />I'm totally not surprised about the 5 second thing, FYI.<br /><br />Mai: Replace P's with V's?<br /><br />How do you put a V in a V? Are there such things as 'outie V's?'<br /><br />So. Confused.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89453779662488164992010-01-06T03:07:32.378-05:002010-01-06T03:07:32.378-05:00I feel like I could've written this and posted...I feel like I could've written this and posted it as my own... granted, Ps would have to be swapped with Vs, etc. But I'm sure you get the point. Lucky you for being a guy and being able to share such wonders with the world. Damn that evil vagina of mine! I even mention I have the same problem and I'm suddenly being followed home. Does your spouse think you're a deviant too? Hahaha. I guess some of us were just meant to live life out in agony ;)Maihttp://mailaws.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47024856305334302192010-01-06T02:56:43.069-05:002010-01-06T02:56:43.069-05:00Lost me on some of those letters but I have a good...Lost me on some of those letters but I have a good imagination so no mind.<br /><br />Your poor wife,,but what you may not know is she is prob thinking about sex every 5 sec, just with someone else.... lol..<br /><br />Stop by I have an award for youVodka Logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870805969416858519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18381998130296687402010-01-06T02:14:58.471-05:002010-01-06T02:14:58.471-05:00You raise an interesting point, Midget Man. The 7-...You raise an interesting point, Midget Man. The 7-second rule, for example, has often....Oh, fuck it. Look, I think the commenter LBluca77 is going to get a lot of visitors to her blog. Most of them will be male, and almost all of them will be very interested in seeing which females also show up.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75894798150083245802010-01-06T00:13:09.035-05:002010-01-06T00:13:09.035-05:00Yeah, I figured you'd catch that. It was my li...Yeah, I figured you'd catch that. It was my little "lay up" for you. <br /><br />And again.....The Princess of Sarcasmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02574980588740035485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35969438030743973862010-01-06T00:09:43.279-05:002010-01-06T00:09:43.279-05:00Four letters: ADHD.. You are funny!
What is DVDA...Four letters: ADHD.. You are funny!<br /><br />What is DVDA? Really? another crap I have to look up!WannabeVirginia W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16507756727246102557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1137472278559102712010-01-05T23:44:45.524-05:002010-01-05T23:44:45.524-05:00ABC's of Moog = Sexual Predator Listing
Just ...ABC's of Moog = Sexual Predator Listing<br /><br />Just sayin'adrienzgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00189335015566616247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-90938712649810156292010-01-05T21:59:00.523-05:002010-01-05T21:59:00.523-05:00Shared your post with my husband who then spent fi...Shared your post with my husband who then spent five minutes explaining how DVDA is the holy grail of internet porn and that NO ONE HAS EVER FOUND A PICTURE. Like the one in my head isn't frightening enough.BugginWordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11469980416319902081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38442709379135794572010-01-05T21:58:59.985-05:002010-01-05T21:58:59.985-05:00Jules: I KNEW IT!
Dirty, dirty alphabet.
Just an...Jules: I KNEW IT!<br /><br />Dirty, dirty alphabet.<br /><br />Just another: I know. Creepy, right?<br /><br />Secretia: ALPHAbetical. But I think that's where you were going with that anyway.<br /><br />hiphop: word.<br /><br />?<br /><br />Mary: Oh, woman. You're in for quite the surprise, then.<br /><br />Meleah: SEE? SOMETHING to be happy about, right?<br /><br />Nanny: Maybe I should have put a disclaimer up top...<br /><br />Catlady: I HAVE SPONSORS?!? AM I RICH?!<br /><br />Malach: I had no idea you played football.<br /><br />NICE.<br /><br />Dual Mom: You have no idea.<br /><br />Neither do I.<br /><br />Supah: Yep. Welcome to my head.<br /><br />That's what she said.<br /><br />That makes no sense at all.<br /><br />Buggin: OOOH..money WOULD be a nice touch.<br /><br />Good call.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65661847682244890412010-01-05T21:51:55.913-05:002010-01-05T21:51:55.913-05:00You need to throw some ATM in that alphabet soup.You need to throw some ATM in that alphabet soup.BugginWordhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11469980416319902081noreply@blogger.com