tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5407107233540528285..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: The Day God Punished MeMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80218413553719801822011-04-19T23:39:47.905-04:002011-04-19T23:39:47.905-04:00Nice touch with the red-striped tube socks in the ...Nice touch with the red-striped tube socks in the tripping picture-- way to go with the historical accuracy! <br /><br />And also, the Ultimate Back-up Kid: Prince Harry.Ericahttp://www.laughingthroughtears.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-62836305507918355932011-04-12T15:53:11.987-04:002011-04-12T15:53:11.987-04:00Huh-larious. Now see, I always wanted to stay home...Huh-larious. Now see, I always wanted to stay home from church to watch Sunday football, so I'd play sick. But mom would tell me if I can watch tv, i can go to church. Church was toooo long.Kevinhttp://5ksandcabernets.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79905921974721932362011-04-02T08:40:08.733-04:002011-04-02T08:40:08.733-04:00I was raised Lutheran (considered in many circles ...I was raised Lutheran (considered in many circles to be a cousin of Catholics) Funny thing is, I loved going to church as a kid. (I know...demented, huh?) Lutherans back then did not do any kneeling (in church, anyway) My theory is that is why lots of Lutherans are oerweight. (well...that and all those church basement potlucks) I didn't learn that I hated church until after I had kids. (yes, I had one back-up child) Loved all the comments almost as much as the original post! Sorry I'm not too funny right now. Just woke up and took 2 benedryl tabs.mookzmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05286282788886703077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38184285083389127232011-04-01T07:56:47.057-04:002011-04-01T07:56:47.057-04:00God hates fat kids.God hates fat kids.Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50438715834326949952011-03-31T01:52:43.773-04:002011-03-31T01:52:43.773-04:00Backup kids... That was hilarious!
It's great ...Backup kids... That was hilarious!<br />It's great how such simple words as "fat kid in a Frankenstein mask" can strike me so funny.LilPixihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06003943884120914945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2230028848144760952011-03-30T13:04:17.188-04:002011-03-30T13:04:17.188-04:00I have that mask.
What?I have that mask.<br /><br />What?Krishttp://www.prettyalltrue.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76964460543284542132011-03-30T09:30:27.667-04:002011-03-30T09:30:27.667-04:00And was God singing "Stairway to Heaven"...And was God singing "Stairway to Heaven" as you fell down the steps?http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79456244565564949242011-03-30T01:07:58.434-04:002011-03-30T01:07:58.434-04:00Loved everything about this post, the writing and ...Loved everything about this post, the writing and the illustrations, all great. Very funny. I had a similar experience as a kid. I once, at about age 10, told my mother to "Go to Hell!" in the kitchen, and then as I turned to walk away, I didn't notice the open under-sink cabinet door and I flipped right over it, landing on my back looking up at my mother. Lesson learned...Lazarushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04546714218677721251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59471842996085530562011-03-29T23:38:56.477-04:002011-03-29T23:38:56.477-04:00Mooog said...
remember: never be good at somethin...<i>Mooog said...<br /><br />remember: never be good at something you don't want to do.</i><br /><br />Well that's pretty much been my philosophy in a nutshell. That, and "never date a woman who eats more than you."badlarrynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-44130863977130818782011-03-29T22:21:36.714-04:002011-03-29T22:21:36.714-04:00I had that EXACT same childhood. Now, I do a littl...I had that EXACT same childhood. Now, I do a little happy dance every sunday that I'm NOT going to church. Which is all of them! (Happy dance.)<br />Seriously, I waited 18 years to be free of that shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76267627047691226022011-03-29T20:25:48.712-04:002011-03-29T20:25:48.712-04:00That was actually Malach punishing you, I replaced...That was actually Malach punishing you, I replaced God 67 year agoMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31489082012503933642011-03-29T18:16:12.029-04:002011-03-29T18:16:12.029-04:00No shit. Sit down, stand up, bow, eat this, sit d...No shit. Sit down, stand up, bow, eat this, sit down, kneel, stand. Make up your mind! Sheesh. It's like your first time S&M ing with a girl 40 years older than you. <br /><br />Which, I would never do. <br /><br />Probably.<br /><br />CalebCalebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17056314139651782511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65535733555017549002011-03-29T15:30:03.250-04:002011-03-29T15:30:03.250-04:00This is why I always live by this rule.
"Nev...This is why I always live by this rule.<br /><br />"Never go to church"Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-40300132137677981062011-03-29T11:58:54.324-04:002011-03-29T11:58:54.324-04:00HAAAAA! God I love you for making me laugh today!
...HAAAAA! God I love you for making me laugh today!<br /><br />You may be on God's bad side but you're funny as hell!<br /><br />I grew up with Guilt. Like God just more annoying.MrsBlogAlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23132236531388771382011-03-29T10:57:56.056-04:002011-03-29T10:57:56.056-04:00In your altered field of vision, you were unable t...In your altered field of vision, you were unable to see that it was your mother that tripped you. I bet she got to the scene pretty quickly... a little too quickly.<br /><br />Mom: 1<br />Rod: 0<br /><br />God: Not Playing.Kev D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13557162668726460610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39212656915845832402011-03-29T10:51:56.124-04:002011-03-29T10:51:56.124-04:00Ah, I see. God hates Frankenstein masks.
I'...Ah, I see. God hates Frankenstein masks. <br /><br />I'll have to pull out my Werewolf mask now instead.Suniversehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78419506125963698552011-03-29T10:01:19.282-04:002011-03-29T10:01:19.282-04:00Hahahahaha. Omg I was raised Catholic and went thr...Hahahahaha. Omg I was raised Catholic and went through the EXACT SAME THING. Rather than try to keep up I usually just tried to fall asleep. Man, an hour felt like an eternity then.Cake Betchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05566515247565039869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25485238650820537712011-03-29T09:04:29.293-04:002011-03-29T09:04:29.293-04:00Olly: You scoundrel!
Christina: Wait. They can be...Olly: You scoundrel!<br /><br />Christina: Wait. They can be OVER?!<br /><br />WebSavvy: And me who hates cardio.<br /><br />Makes sense.<br /><br />Meleah: Don't look at me for the backup kid. Shooting blanks. Wonderful, wonderful blanks.<br /><br />Al: Honestly, I have no idea what the difference is between Catholic and Presbyterian or any of that.<br /><br />And I'm too lazy to Google it.<br /><br />Elisa: It's not fun. Trust me.<br /><br />LB: I know. I was almost a nun, too.<br /><br />badlarry: remember: never be good at something you don't want to do.<br /><br />Angela: DAMN YOU, MOM.<br /><br />MikeWJ: Neither one you can cancel, though.<br /><br />JJ: Sure. Rub the 'I'm disabled' positive angle in my face. NICE.<br /><br />Doug: The more you know.<br /><br />Sweetest: I shun to even think about that.<br /><br />Empress: Nice.<br /><br />Also, just give me a call if you want me to rub it in.<br /><br />Sandra: This was back when I was young. But you're probably still right.<br /><br />dbs: I expected you to have a moustache at least.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67912164498002389032011-03-29T00:19:05.889-04:002011-03-29T00:19:05.889-04:00God is going to punish you for this.
Love, God.
...God is going to punish you for this. <br />Love, God. <br />;)DB Stewarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15484034493143850659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-645865273998814672011-03-29T00:08:16.299-04:002011-03-29T00:08:16.299-04:00I suspect God has way more points than just one, b...I suspect God has way more points than just one, but I'm too polite to point that out.Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58365945026455172232011-03-28T23:42:52.528-04:002011-03-28T23:42:52.528-04:00Moooog: just read this with my 16 yr old.
You bus...Moooog: just read this with my 16 yr old.<br /><br />You bust him up.<br /><br />Oh, he thinks you're the coolest.<br /><br />HILARIOUS.<br /><br />So sorry you grew up like that.<br /><br />We did not. We did not.<br /><br />I won't rub it in anymore.<br /><br />Ok, one more:<br /><br />we did not.Alexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78825737466039275862011-03-28T22:59:07.626-04:002011-03-28T22:59:07.626-04:00Those militant Catholics! She set you up to subco...Those militant Catholics! She set you up to subconsciously trip and then convince yourself God did it to you. My mother always pulled the, "what if Jesus came back right now and saw what you were doing/saying/whatever" crap.The Sweetesthttp://thesweetest3.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36936766056638273382011-03-28T22:58:52.985-04:002011-03-28T22:58:52.985-04:00If you wear a Frankenstein monster mask the day af...If you wear a Frankenstein monster mask the day after Halloween then God will try to kill you. Got it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75061930689547373122011-03-28T19:37:21.463-04:002011-03-28T19:37:21.463-04:00One good thing about being disabled to not being a...One good thing about being disabled to not being able to kneel, or stand for too long, so I was guiltlessly able to sit all through church. Falling asleep was a whole 'nother issue though.<br /><br />And God punishes me every day for being the youngest child by giving me 5 older brothers. Grr!J.J. in L.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/14394864319127058771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4840628735965888642011-03-28T19:24:29.745-04:002011-03-28T19:24:29.745-04:00That standing up/sitting down/kneeling thing drove...That standing up/sitting down/kneeling thing drove me so crazy I quit going to church and bought a club membership instead. <br /><br />Jay-sus!MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.com