tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5429977846034107069..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: How I Got a Software Developer to Commit Hari-KariMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59292443555554659772011-05-28T11:19:00.608-04:002011-05-28T11:19:00.608-04:00Oh, I've been there and done that so many time...Oh, I've been there and done that so many times. You reach the 'Help' section for software that's giving your grief, search its, "Knowledge Database", "Solution Articles", etc. just to discover that most of them are written by users of the software and not the bloody developers. WTF?<br /><br />My hat's off to Riley for giving it a go, but as to the rest of them, "KA" should stand for, "Knowledgeable Assholes" - I can't barely follow their 'destructions' half the time.<br /><br />Not to be "technical" or anything, but Riley used the wrong sword to commit seppuku.<br />;-)<br /><br />Yeah, I'm ranting. Blogger (Blooger, Booger or Bugger - whatever you want to call it) has had a posting/comment problems for what, 5 days now? No help from its "KA" section. I think the "KI" (Knowledgeable Idiot) is still working on it.00dozohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05704098179400766578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74735499054625791422011-05-28T11:14:37.170-04:002011-05-28T11:14:37.170-04:00This is so funny! My collegues and I do this all t...This is so funny! My collegues and I do this all the time. We start our own email hashtags. Yesterday it was #thingsthatwouldbeawesome Such as marrying a massage therapist, or sleeping with a massage therapist in exchange for massages.Marianna Annadannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16185134975013044590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60193775422862272332011-05-27T14:57:41.642-04:002011-05-27T14:57:41.642-04:00That's a riot!
I love it when people surprise...That's a riot!<br /><br />I love it when people surprise me at work by letting their sense of humor slip.<br /><br />Usually it's just me though.<br /><br />Shocker.SisterMerryHellishhttp://www.insideoutandbackwards.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31919290757270174162011-05-27T13:55:30.566-04:002011-05-27T13:55:30.566-04:00I wish I could make some of my employees commit ha...I wish I could make some of my employees commit hari kari.<br /><br />HAAAHAA, I AM JUST KIDDING.<br /><br />No one here has a sense of humor. So my sublte jabs are often lost in the the ether.A Vapid Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12979004194985896542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-844700457701969092011-05-27T13:08:10.467-04:002011-05-27T13:08:10.467-04:00omg, you lost me at "software" but grabb...omg, you lost me at "software" but grabbed me again at your email thread! It just goes to show that boring jobs can be fun!Devonhttp://www.partybacon.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87553543252465779022011-05-27T12:53:48.915-04:002011-05-27T12:53:48.915-04:00You have such considerate co-workers. I have worke...You have such considerate co-workers. I have worked with many people whom I wished would commit hari kari. Why are so many people so damn selfish?Handflapperhttp://handflapping.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-6057866851509847032011-05-27T12:45:42.198-04:002011-05-27T12:45:42.198-04:00You should totally bring Deb some doughnuts next w...You should totally bring Deb some doughnuts next week.Opto-Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11378333438195586017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75668074357956945522011-05-27T12:30:09.549-04:002011-05-27T12:30:09.549-04:00I bet all of your coworkers are reading this...at ...I bet all of your coworkers are reading this...at work.<br /><br />Except for the ones too busy searching the web for Hari Kari pictures. (and porn)Annnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91895020922950916982011-05-27T11:40:22.582-04:002011-05-27T11:40:22.582-04:00I may be able to beat you. I am an indexer. I wr...I may be able to beat you. I am an indexer. I write and edit... indexes. It's actually more interesting than it sounds, but it would pretty much have to be.SharonCvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05656654030079215776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54861015269571067652011-05-27T11:10:23.419-04:002011-05-27T11:10:23.419-04:00I think if you tried HARDER you might actually fin...I think if you tried HARDER you might actually find some real bugs in that software junk of yours.Brilliant Sulkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07455777088708665581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67693669058272887542011-05-27T11:09:17.975-04:002011-05-27T11:09:17.975-04:00LMFAO.
that is awesome.
i wish my coworkers we...LMFAO. <br />that is awesome. <br />i wish my coworkers were smart enough to have a sense of humor like that.Queen of Vodkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17924482175645385634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-32312717434240805572011-05-27T11:08:56.885-04:002011-05-27T11:08:56.885-04:00I'm with Tumbleweed; I'm amazed you have t...I'm with Tumbleweed; I'm amazed you have time to work with all your blogging and facebooking and tweeting! lolAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47440399562719040712011-05-27T11:07:02.019-04:002011-05-27T11:07:02.019-04:00that's me at my job when the typo is pointed o...that's me at my job when the typo is pointed out in a published piece. at least your coworkers are humorous about it. mine just let me know in a "i'm smarter than you, this never happens to me" kind of way. awesome!pattypunkerhttp://www.pattypunker.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-374169131738934722011-05-27T10:43:56.537-04:002011-05-27T10:43:56.537-04:00I am a programmer and have committed hari-kari a n...I am a programmer and have committed hari-kari a number of times, most recently yesterday. ALL OF YOU! STOP FINDING BUGS! My sword is getting worn out.Hildynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-67997135061310452622011-05-27T10:35:30.762-04:002011-05-27T10:35:30.762-04:00My staff has the same humor. It keeps me from firi...My staff has the same humor. It keeps me from firing them. He's a keeper.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91087614146637521692011-05-27T10:23:57.639-04:002011-05-27T10:23:57.639-04:00You have a JOB??You have a JOB??Staceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15477759880480781308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-32727345039626808452011-05-27T09:52:27.145-04:002011-05-27T09:52:27.145-04:00I wish I worked with awesome people like youI wish I worked with awesome people like youDazee Dreamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08323163539682131873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8055184017754238062011-05-27T09:44:39.399-04:002011-05-27T09:44:39.399-04:00I have a few software people I need you to email.I have a few software people I need you to email.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-9982351351311657802011-05-27T09:35:12.401-04:002011-05-27T09:35:12.401-04:00See, that confirms it. I hit the Comment button t...See, that confirms it. I hit the Comment button twice and duplicated myself. I give up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34057994810422359332011-05-27T09:34:15.999-04:002011-05-27T09:34:15.999-04:00I don't know you but I am fairly certain that ...I don't know you but I am fairly certain that we have entirely different brain chemistry and mine went extinct somewhere in the mid-nineteenth century.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56084831551436910572011-05-27T09:34:14.998-04:002011-05-27T09:34:14.998-04:00I don't know you but I am fairly certain that ...I don't know you but I am fairly certain that we have entirely different brain chemistry and mine went extinct somewhere in the mid-nineteenth century.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80402671041738998552011-05-27T09:06:56.541-04:002011-05-27T09:06:56.541-04:00Not that your job description put me to sleep or a...Not that your job description put me to sleep or any....ZZZZzzzz....SarcasmInActionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12135151514208369436noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43325972320965623102011-05-27T09:06:30.177-04:002011-05-27T09:06:30.177-04:00once I woke up, after attempting (and failing) to ...once I woke up, after attempting (and failing) to comprehend the first paragraph describing your job, I laughed hard!SarcasmInActionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12135151514208369436noreply@blogger.com