tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5459739639685659157..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Jamaican Ding DongsMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-18343162317554387662010-02-04T16:11:33.832-05:002010-02-04T16:11:33.832-05:00I'm childfree so I could be *way* off base her...I'm childfree so I could be *way* off base here... but...<br /><br />Why else would anyone *have* kids, if not to fuck with them?<br /><br />Seriously... my folks did it to me until I stopped believing a word they said.<br /><br />everybody's happy.... :oPAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05637557309399845617noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7298393101432920452010-02-04T06:27:19.151-05:002010-02-04T06:27:19.151-05:00bikram: Wait til I post the video of her singing.
...bikram: Wait til I post the video of her singing.<br /><br />No. seriously. You'll really want to wait as long as possible.<br /><br />Miss Spoken: ORPHAN WAGON!<br /><br />Genius.<br /><br />Catlady: I'm available for tutoring.<br /><br />Lilu: What I like most about you is your lack of compassion.<br /><br />Holemate!<br /><br />Summer: That's great.<br /><br />One question.<br /><br />WTF is a rollie pollie?<br /><br />Is that a dust bunny?<br /><br />I'm going with dust bunny.<br /><br />Uber: I plan on biting a bullet by the time I'm 70. I figure that's old enough.<br /><br />Jill: We're in the same state, so I have no problem with in-house visits.<br /><br />Make sure you have plenty of Hot Pockets handy.<br /><br />Static: Yeah. But I enjoy that kind of thing.<br /><br />Wait..what?<br /><br />Steam Me: FIVE DOLLA!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24589309528195036802010-02-04T02:22:39.255-05:002010-02-04T02:22:39.255-05:00That "Smile mon" kid is cute. How much?That "Smile mon" kid is cute. How much?Steam Me Up, Kidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04125716705273823809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86077538834226012502010-02-03T21:40:10.654-05:002010-02-03T21:40:10.654-05:00Hilarious!
But you realize that this is going to ...Hilarious!<br /><br />But you realize that this is going to bite you on the ass eventually?Statichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17506080384317528152010-02-03T19:53:03.517-05:002010-02-03T19:53:03.517-05:00Oh mooog, will you school me in the art of lying t...Oh mooog, will you school me in the art of lying to my gullible children? I'd like to get it down pat before I have them. I'm kind of an overachiever.Jill Pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13580654570530978846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-722196467434995672010-02-03T17:33:47.494-05:002010-02-03T17:33:47.494-05:00You know when you're 73, they'll have lear...You know when you're 73, they'll have learnt from the master, and will wind you up three times a day by saying 'It's time to leave for the home now. Pack your dentures Dad.' <br /><br />So keep plugging - you need to get your revenge in earlyUberGrumpyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13043593994487575377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2300186716588742912010-02-03T16:03:13.594-05:002010-02-03T16:03:13.594-05:00Holy shit. That was awesome.
When our oldest wa...Holy shit. That was awesome. <br /><br />When our oldest was 4 yrs old, my husband told him that rollie pollies bite. It's the little things that make dads happy.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12551501505348753532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55634636322812936382010-02-03T15:58:11.540-05:002010-02-03T15:58:11.540-05:00The ONLY reason to have children is to have someth...The ONLY reason to have children is to have something to fuck with 24/7.<br /><br />Um... someONE. I meant someONE.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27762403322383039892010-02-03T15:33:33.420-05:002010-02-03T15:33:33.420-05:00The whole point of having kids is so that you can ...The whole point of having kids is so that you can mess with them. Otherwise, what fun would parenting be? You've obviously taken messing with your kids to a whole new level. I like that in a person.http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43606375461003117182010-02-03T13:38:54.241-05:002010-02-03T13:38:54.241-05:00Clearly we went to the same parenting school becau...Clearly we went to the same parenting school because my daughter believes she's descended from trolls (she's 18 and not the brightest, bless her heart) and my two youngest believe in Red Bow Tie Day ... a day when parents can put their misbehaving kids on the corner with a red bow tie and the Orphan Wagon will pick'em up for free.Miss Spokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18200404048175661223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80073661354477500702010-02-03T12:54:51.487-05:002010-02-03T12:54:51.487-05:00That's right up there with making fun of your ...That's right up there with making fun of your daughter as she **tries to ** play soccer. awesome!bikramyogachickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04685444498620345130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70659033168188808242010-02-03T11:57:37.759-05:002010-02-03T11:57:37.759-05:00Warning you now, my son is a teenager, every now a...Warning you now, my son is a teenager, every now and then, he will pull some fucked up prank on me and when I am about to go full tilt on him, he will give me that absolutely gorgeous lopsided grin of his and go, : hey mom remember when you told me........." just sayin....payback is fuckin whore with the clapWicked Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15282245236349511047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11276368366108423512010-02-03T11:27:21.523-05:002010-02-03T11:27:21.523-05:00I often tell my kids that they're the replacem...I often tell my kids that they're the replacement kids for the 2 we had and didn't like, who are currently serving a life sentence in the secret dungeon underneath the house. <br /><br />The joy it brings me is INDESCRIBABLE.Krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05582250937977709790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2997397495779073312010-02-03T10:38:11.414-05:002010-02-03T10:38:11.414-05:00I've always thought that it would be really fu...I've always thought that it would be really fun to teach kids that tables are chairs and chairs are table and so forth. I'm glad someone is already doing this and documenting it so my kids won't be fucked up. Thank you sir.Jennyhttp://www.workinonaramp.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11079918443936580402010-02-03T10:36:17.471-05:002010-02-03T10:36:17.471-05:00Your the kind of dad whose kids tell their kids wh...Your the kind of dad whose kids tell their kids what a dork you were, and they laugh at you when they visit your grave to spit on it. Nice going.Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46287443227471332982010-02-03T07:26:26.204-05:002010-02-03T07:26:26.204-05:00Sarah P: DO IT! DO IT!
Brooke: You mean 'teas...Sarah P: DO IT! DO IT!<br /><br />Brooke: You mean 'tease' them. What you just said is a felony.<br /><br />Momma: Funny..but the men's room says you totally eat Jamaican ding dongs.<br /><br />Eva: The best part of that is when you almost make him drown.<br /><br />True comedy.<br /><br />Spaz: HAHA! That would be awesome if I had any idea what that meant.<br /><br />Malach: Yes..but it's only enough to cover my burial expenses.<br /><br />SUCK IT!<br /><br />Me-Me: I once told one of my friends that I had a bionic finger.<br /><br />So I guess I started at a young age.<br /><br />Wannabe: I plan on putting one through my temple before I get to that point, trust me.<br /><br />Maxie: ...what the..?<br /><br />Wicked: If by 'rules' you mean 'sucks' then, yeah, parenting rules.<br /><br />Brutalism: Thank you. Did you know I'm getting a Bette Midler award?Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51892328800874805802010-02-03T06:26:45.783-05:002010-02-03T06:26:45.783-05:00Builds character. And by that, I mean a healthy mi...Builds character. And by that, I mean a healthy mistrust of everyone they thought they could count on in their young lives. Well done, "dad"Brutalismhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07659884369597107148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59689522179433196702010-02-03T03:05:50.677-05:002010-02-03T03:05:50.677-05:00HA HA HA!
Parenting rules.HA HA HA!<br /><br />Parenting rules.Wicked Courtnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06649256105998767316noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30235157849278722992010-02-03T01:16:54.958-05:002010-02-03T01:16:54.958-05:00I really don't believe in pranking/lying. It&#...I really don't believe in pranking/lying. It's hurtful to tell someone something that's not true just for your own enjoyment.<br /><br />I hope someone teaches you a lesson.Maxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16309902108360535182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72421645996736756872010-02-02T23:50:16.557-05:002010-02-02T23:50:16.557-05:00I can't wait to see what kind of retirement ho...I can't wait to see what kind of retirement home your kids are putting you in when they grow up. LolWannabeVirginia W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16507756727246102557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59365367058667479432010-02-02T22:53:27.508-05:002010-02-02T22:53:27.508-05:00My dad used to do this same shit to my sisters and...My dad used to do this same shit to my sisters and me. During show 'n tell, we'd repeat all the stories he would tell us - like, training Olympic athletes, hunting with Davey Crockett and other shit like that. One day the teacher called my mom and asked her to have a talk with my dad. Oh no, that didn't stop him, we just learned not to repeat everything he said even though it was true.Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2977276222536855302010-02-02T22:02:50.126-05:002010-02-02T22:02:50.126-05:00Do you have Life Insurance? When they find that o...Do you have Life Insurance? When they find that out your might be deadMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-80190944910727829852010-02-02T21:41:32.802-05:002010-02-02T21:41:32.802-05:00After seeing you on your youtube vids, I was SURE ...After seeing you on your youtube vids, I was SURE that you weren't from New Hampshire.<br /><br />Now I know.Spazhttp://www.putergamers.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88325618170503284762010-02-02T21:22:05.633-05:002010-02-02T21:22:05.633-05:00You are soi bad! I love it!
@ am 5 feet tall. Wh...You are soi bad! I love it!<br />@ am 5 feet tall. When my son was 14 he was already 5' 8". We were at a friend's house and I was treading water in the middle of the swimming pool. My son walked over to the side of the pool across from where I was and asked, "Are you touchimg bottom,Mom?" I said yes. He stepped into the pool and promptly sunk in way over his head. (he knew how to swim. so it wasn't that rotten a trick)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11130275858422143772010-02-02T21:11:12.883-05:002010-02-02T21:11:12.883-05:00I used to eat ding dongs. The hostess kind? I ate ...I used to eat ding dongs. The hostess kind? I ate them a lot.<br />Now show me a Jamaican one and I'd be in heaven...<br />Anyway. <br />you're mean and I love it.MommaKisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09443553798728370645noreply@blogger.com