tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5547850438793661047..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: The Racist DioramaMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46319304707227604842011-03-17T19:53:26.875-04:002011-03-17T19:53:26.875-04:00Okay so MY 6 year old son came home the other nigh...Okay so MY 6 year old son came home the other night and informed me that he too chose a snow leopard to make a diorama. First of all what the hell is a diorama and second of all what the hell is a snow leopard. Can we get these kids together and let them go nuts with clay and snow and fur and blue sheep eating bandits? Please. Don't make me make this thing! Thanks for the idea and what are the chances really that two little 6 year old boys would choose the same friggin' thing to make a diorama about? Really?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06607487942958547039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12042405019707255432011-03-04T19:52:45.887-05:002011-03-04T19:52:45.887-05:00I thought those were some odd "chinese" ...I thought those were some odd "chinese" Hyena.<br /><br />http://scienceblogs.com/neurotopia/hyena1.jpgTizrochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13321108689920665879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11705550390444703412010-06-07T20:45:38.937-04:002010-06-07T20:45:38.937-04:00Just had to share that I came across this post bec...Just had to share that I came across this post because I was searching for....get this...a snow leopard diorama!! I totally needed to see if anyone else had been through this hell! Thanks for the laughs... :)Jennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2684106124905942872010-03-04T03:23:34.344-05:002010-03-04T03:23:34.344-05:00You forgot to mention the Chinese Toyota diarama. ...You forgot to mention the Chinese Toyota diarama. Wait, Toyota's are Japanese. Oh, hell, who can tell the difference?MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-44998835621956535252010-03-02T12:48:56.789-05:002010-03-02T12:48:56.789-05:00malach: I could have sworn that was Calgon.
Momma...malach: I could have sworn that was Calgon.<br /><br />Momma: You awarded my junk?<br /><br />My junk says 'thank you.'<br /><br />Seriously. It talks.<br /><br />Ed: RIGHT?! Laziness is the smart man's tool.<br /><br />jay: Sometimes, things just feel overused, you know? Like Paris Hilton's vagina.<br /><br />Ziva: If you're not crashing two monster trucks then you're just not trying hard enough.<br /><br />Kathcom: Yeah..making a Chinese penis diorama in the house should go over well.<br /><br />Nonamedufus: Oooh. Maybe I'll do that next time.<br /><br />But probably not. Too much work. No payoff.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38244590153172926382010-03-02T11:18:13.072-05:002010-03-02T11:18:13.072-05:00Ok, ok, is this like the "Spot the Difference...Ok, ok, is this like the "Spot the Difference" thing in the newspaper? I think I've got it. There's animals in the first one. I did like the Old People Parking one...a winner.nonamedufushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11818490858598810629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-44514532353220149062010-03-02T09:43:27.620-05:002010-03-02T09:43:27.620-05:00I never realized how funny a repurposed diorama co...I never realized how funny a repurposed diorama could be. Nic Cage and Gary Busey were hilarious and made me feel less bad about laughing at women drivers and Chinese drivers. Can you do one with tiny Chinese penises next time? I think you might get a letter from Asian Defense Fund for that. Et voila--new post!kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-6820846669735712272010-03-02T06:52:04.592-05:002010-03-02T06:52:04.592-05:00The "When Women Get Behind The Wheel Diorama&...The "When Women Get Behind The Wheel Diorama" doesn't look anything like when I get behind the wheel. I hardly ever manage to crash two monster trucks at once. I'm just saying.<br /><br />Other than that, awesome dioramas. Or, three-dimensional full-size or miniature models, sometimes enclosed in a glass showcase for a museum, as Wikipedia was kind enough to tell me.Zivahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18174558111427961797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5167651636368701722010-03-02T02:08:41.382-05:002010-03-02T02:08:41.382-05:00Sorry I am pooping all over your comments. The las...Sorry I am pooping all over your comments. The last post I made was actually supposed to be on Ed's blog because he talked about his junk today. So, ignore the junk comment. Was supposed to be funny, but only on his blog because it made sense. Didn't mean to sound rude...if I am rude, tho, it is usually obvious. Egads! Anyway, congrats on your award!Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45947883486563600202010-03-01T23:13:36.824-05:002010-03-01T23:13:36.824-05:00I think you missed your shot for a Toyota joke her...I think you missed your shot for a Toyota joke here. Or was that implied in the Asian one?Jay Ferrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361912685495566176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19100336085213705142010-03-01T22:18:27.278-05:002010-03-01T22:18:27.278-05:00My kid had to do a diorama also.
He waited until ...My kid had to do a diorama also.<br /><br />He waited until the last day possible, and did a halfassed one with leftover materials. Totally pissed my teacher wife off.<br /><br />He ended up getting a great grade.<br /><br />That pissed my wife off more.<br /><br />I was like, "That's my boy!"Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-87092395980891350172010-03-01T21:20:08.164-05:002010-03-01T21:20:08.164-05:00I awarded you and your junk today. Go to my site t...I awarded you and your junk today. Go to my site to see your award! Congrats.Momma Fargohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625178164224513103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37842561752475176432010-03-01T21:16:17.609-05:002010-03-01T21:16:17.609-05:00I use Pearly Cream, ancient Chinese SecretI use Pearly Cream, ancient Chinese SecretMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64551531285646634342010-03-01T18:26:32.030-05:002010-03-01T18:26:32.030-05:00Speaking: That's TIME on my hands?
Why is it ...Speaking: That's TIME on my hands?<br /><br />Why is it so sticky?<br /><br />Tgoette: I never studied Busey in school.<br /><br />Stupid private education.<br /><br />lbluca: You're confusing China with Vietnam. In China it's cats. CATS.<br /><br />Miss: You were in school when you were 28?<br /><br />Olly: Easiest diorama ever. Just a shitload of brown paint.<br /><br />Literally.<br /><br />Kris: ..kept it in your bedside nightstand?<br /><br />Chris: Ooooh. See? This is why I need you guys BEFORE.<br /><br />Christy: You know, there's always THE PHONE.<br /><br />Blame me. Right.<br /><br />J: I am lucky for my kid.<br /><br />lucky like a FOX!<br /><br />That made more sense in my head.<br /><br />Mrsblogalot: Thank you. My life is now complete.<br /><br />Lazy: SORRY but I really think it's Chinese. If you've noticed, I've pre-corrected your comment for you.<br /><br />You're welcome.<br /><br />Nicky: That would have been easy..just send in the pill pack.<br /><br />DONE.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15591914867216484832010-03-01T18:20:36.098-05:002010-03-01T18:20:36.098-05:00LOL absolutely brilliant! Hope you-I mean HE -got...LOL absolutely brilliant! Hope you-I mean HE -got an A. And for all those who didn't know what a diorama is, don't feel bad. My ex wanted to know why our son's teacher wanted my birth control :-)Nickyhttp://www.weworkforcheese.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-24133004281270721872010-03-01T16:35:47.555-05:002010-03-01T16:35:47.555-05:00'kemosabe' is definitely not Indian.
All ...'kemosabe' is definitely not Indian.<br /><br />All the dioramas were hilarious....Your poor kid...he is always a blogger fodder for you :)Vinita Aptehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06549627033763568859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17056088892065765312010-03-01T16:21:39.425-05:002010-03-01T16:21:39.425-05:00HAAA!!! You give awesome Diorama!!!
LOVED the ol...HAAA!!! You give awesome Diorama!!! <br /><br />LOVED the old people who accidentally hit the gas one!MrsBlogAlothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09754196222405796214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-90621231306865305202010-03-01T16:05:53.311-05:002010-03-01T16:05:53.311-05:00Let me start by saying you're lucky for your k...Let me start by saying you're lucky for your kid and all the free material he gives you for hilarious posts. Also, I'd like to say that I had no idea what a diorama was... which in turned made me feel dumber than a 6 year old. :/Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10356849584110806158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79767727491695396552010-03-01T15:19:27.141-05:002010-03-01T15:19:27.141-05:00Uh, where were you when I had to do dioramas???
...Uh, where were you when I had to do dioramas??? <br /><br />I blame any bad project grades I may have gotten in elementary school on you.Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12357559025326767138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78748096050442204092010-03-01T14:00:31.721-05:002010-03-01T14:00:31.721-05:00Oh, Dude! You should've had one of the snow l...Oh, Dude! You should've had one of the snow leopards driving one of the cars! THEN it would've met the teacher's criteria.<br /><br />It really did look like Hobbes, though.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38484791816412579872010-03-01T13:58:44.225-05:002010-03-01T13:58:44.225-05:00My son made a diorama of Native life last year. Th...My son made a diorama of Native life last year. The one of the Indian fishing looks like he's holding a giant wang instead of a fishing pole.<br /><br />Needless to say, I've kept that particular treasure.Krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05582250937977709790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36641389910045875042010-03-01T13:45:38.211-05:002010-03-01T13:45:38.211-05:00Great post. Loved the Senior Citizen one. Still l...Great post. Loved the Senior Citizen one. Still laughing at Chelle for mentioning how diorama sounds like diarrheah. It would make for an interesting day for the teacher if half the class made that assumption. Oh no...ASSumption. I'll stop now...Ollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956488313345711218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-35122556347486123552010-03-01T13:40:54.961-05:002010-03-01T13:40:54.961-05:00I made a diorama once of a prison rape scene. I wa...I made a diorama once of a prison rape scene. I was 28. I have some issues.Miss Spokenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18200404048175661223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20388530413658664432010-03-01T13:25:55.505-05:002010-03-01T13:25:55.505-05:00You could have had the snow leopards eating puppie...You could have had the snow leopards eating puppies too. I am pretty sure eating puppies in China is normal. Although it could be disturbing to a bunch of 6 year olds.lbluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/12025288926725230627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82747071711902758252010-03-01T13:14:42.396-05:002010-03-01T13:14:42.396-05:00Great job! I would hang onto the Gary Busey diora...Great job! I would hang onto the Gary Busey diorama if I were you. Yeah, the kids study Gary Busey in second grade and I'm sure it will come in handy.Tgoettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06850303812765307075noreply@blogger.com