tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5596926111278605599..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Check Out My Long FellowMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56387584764974331052009-01-28T01:51:00.000-05:002009-01-28T01:51:00.000-05:00I'll continue that poem ...Who said if you don't l...I'll continue that poem ...<BR/>Who said if you don't like it, then suck it ...<BR/><BR/>Who's next?Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23441036586883157662009-01-26T02:15:00.000-05:002009-01-26T02:15:00.000-05:00There once was a moooooog from Nantucket... :)There once was a moooooog from Nantucket... :)The Humor Bloggershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03166533993280880546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74173737693207605442009-01-24T22:39:00.000-05:002009-01-24T22:39:00.000-05:00You're a closet poet and have drawers full of litt...You're a closet poet and have drawers full of little journals..admit it.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12111075448510276679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76036834732060390692009-01-24T20:12:00.000-05:002009-01-24T20:12:00.000-05:00Poetry? I only understand Dr. Seuss and Shel Silve...Poetry? I only understand Dr. Seuss and Shel Silverstein!<BR/><BR/>As usual this post made me laugh out loud.<BR/><BR/>My favorite lines were:<BR/><BR/>"And I have an ancestor on my tongue?!<BR/><BR/>Jesus H. Christ.<BR/><BR/>I thought it was just a fucking cold sore.<BR/><BR/>Hi Grandma!!<BR/><BR/>While you're in there, can you pick out that strawberry seed stuck in my back molar? You're a dear."<BR/><BR/>** You are a comedic genius! **Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14750677819899844052009-01-24T00:56:00.000-05:002009-01-24T00:56:00.000-05:00THANK YOU!!!I write myself but I don't throw it at...THANK YOU!!!<BR/>I write myself but I don't throw it at people, in fact most people have no idea I write at all and that is ok by me. :) (funny stuff you had there)<BR/>Anyway....<BR/>I thought I was the only one wanting to throw something at the TV. Everything about that was WRONG! That poem sucked a$$ and why the hell would anyone pick that depressing as poem for that event?<BR/>It was a bad luck LOL that's why they screwed up.Loni's Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10052327148716888410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19663431240882368152009-01-23T13:31:00.000-05:002009-01-23T13:31:00.000-05:00There once was a midget of steelWho wrote about po...There once was a midget of steel<BR/><BR/>Who wrote about poo with such zeal<BR/><BR/>Though mighty the blast<BR/><BR/>That came from his ass<BR/><BR/>His wiggly, poor chap, a limp peelHeyJoehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04882102269183779983noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16407913652857650612009-01-23T12:01:00.000-05:002009-01-23T12:01:00.000-05:00Why, oh why, did I come back- only to catch a glim...Why, oh why, did I come back- only to catch a glimpse of those nasty man boobs again!!?<BR/><BR/>Up comes the breakfast...Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11071405721004631626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89525794449343302552009-01-23T11:47:00.000-05:002009-01-23T11:47:00.000-05:00Mike: Thanks! Made 'em extra big just for you, fe...Mike: Thanks! Made 'em extra big just for you, fella!<BR/><BR/>Susan: I lost MYSELF on the poetry shit. Nice to see the one part you DID understand was regarding blood in my stool.<BR/><BR/>Such a lady.<BR/><BR/>Fiona: Day late and a dollar short, eh? It's okay, next time you can do a haiku for me.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13659182816388719192009-01-23T11:35:00.000-05:002009-01-23T11:35:00.000-05:00You write this AFTER I've dedicated a poem just fo...You write this AFTER I've dedicated a poem just for you!?<BR/>Oh the shame, the shame<BR/>Never again...<BR/>Next time the "chicken" gets ALL the attention!fionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5440147199372407392009-01-23T08:25:00.000-05:002009-01-23T08:25:00.000-05:00Moooooog.Your boobs are really coming along.As is ...Moooooog.<BR/><BR/>Your boobs are really coming along.<BR/><BR/>As is your poetry.<BR/><BR/>Keep up the good work!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49791173733859261582009-01-23T07:24:00.000-05:002009-01-23T07:24:00.000-05:00AV: Thanks,dude! I see most of your posts there h...AV: Thanks,dude! I see most of your posts there have zero comments, so this should really bring 'em in!<BR/><BR/>rs27: Abe Lincoln is dead. Thought you should know that.<BR/><BR/>MI: No..by all means, please.<BR/><BR/>Then I can repost it and tear it apart.<BR/><BR/>C'mon. Pleeeease?<BR/><BR/>Becky: If I want interesting imagery, I'll by "Juggs" magazine.<BR/><BR/>Paty: Holy fuckshit. What a giant piece of crap that was. I have a red wheelbarrow under my deck.<BR/><BR/>Here's my poem for it:<BR/><BR/>The Red Wheelbarrow:<BR/><BR/>So much depends<BR/>upon<BR/><BR/>You not having a<BR/>fucking flat tire.<BR/><BR/>Now I have to pick<BR/>up these<BR/><BR/>heavy haybales from Halloween<BR/>and drag them<BR/><BR/>to the river behind<BR/>my house myself<BR/><BR/>beside the white<BR/>chickens.<BR/><BR/>Man..everything comes down to those fucking chickens, doesn't it?<BR/><BR/>Malach: Dude. Drawing pictures of you riding a giant rocket penis does not make you an artist.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1100400324644274832009-01-22T22:51:00.000-05:002009-01-22T22:51:00.000-05:00I agree it was a mistake, no one gets post modern ...I agree it was a mistake, no one gets post modern poetry except us artists.Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75635385910003739682009-01-22T21:22:00.000-05:002009-01-22T21:22:00.000-05:00had to come back to add that I agree with Kellie, ...had to come back to add that I agree with Kellie, that dude's nipples REALLY made me want to barf. I'll have nightmares tonight for sure.Patyrishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02001544727042582614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56064320203821457162009-01-22T21:21:00.000-05:002009-01-22T21:21:00.000-05:00I HATE poetry like that....can't stand it. I reme...I HATE poetry like that....can't stand it. <BR/><BR/>I remember when we had to decipher what this one meant in high school:<BR/><BR/> <BR/>The Red Wheelbarrow<BR/> <BR/> <BR/> so much depends<BR/>upon <BR/><BR/>a red wheel<BR/>barrow <BR/><BR/>glazed with rain<BR/>water <BR/><BR/>beside the white<BR/>chickens. <BR/> <BR/> When the teacher asked me what I thought about it, I told her I thought it was stupid, she was disgusted with me. Still now at age 31 I have NO IDEA what the hell that poem means. <BR/><BR/>IT'S TALKING ABOUT A FREAKING CHICKEN FOR GOD'S SAKE!Patyrishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02001544727042582614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74352634737193619622009-01-22T19:59:00.000-05:002009-01-22T19:59:00.000-05:00You know, my husband has had a few poetry books pu...You know, my husband has had a few poetry books published. He's awesome.<BR/><BR/>The inaugeration poem was not. I was bored. It was not interesting imagery. It failed.<BR/><BR/>Now, get some vaseline on your fissures already. Both the ones in your head and the ones down below. Take photos. Imagery, you see.The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-89602554569826261142009-01-22T17:29:00.000-05:002009-01-22T17:29:00.000-05:00A black man gets inagurated and their reciting poe...A black man gets inagurated and their reciting poetry talking about a dude doing services for free.<BR/><BR/>Slavery.<BR/><BR/>Abe Lincoln would be proud.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11875664341405033422009-01-22T16:22:00.000-05:002009-01-22T16:22:00.000-05:00mooooog35, posted the last poetic attempt on NotNo...mooooog35, posted the last poetic attempt on NotNormal, linked to here.<BR/><BR/>LOL, hilarious!<BR/><BR/>AVAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45173563551597355972009-01-22T15:51:00.000-05:002009-01-22T15:51:00.000-05:00Jen: YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T WORKING?!?!So much for r...Jen: YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T WORKING?!?!<BR/><BR/>So much for remaking America.<BR/><BR/>Coffepot: Way better than the 'patching a tire' shit.<BR/><BR/>On another note: does the calamine thing work? Because I've rubbed this puppy raw.<BR/><BR/>Chris Wood: I'm an herb used for cooking?<BR/><BR/>LiLu: You're welcome.<BR/><BR/>Unfinished Rambler: When I was a kid I visited Robert Frost's Farm here in New Hampshire.<BR/><BR/>See? You're not the only loser.<BR/><BR/>Saratoga: OOoh...search on this site for 'limericks.' You'll get a story about my old boss.<BR/><BR/>Sexual harrassment would never be the same.<BR/><BR/>Kellie: You know you wanna lick 'em. His nipples are like dinner plates!<BR/><BR/>Don: It's okay to be judgmental. That's why God made us better than everyone else.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13565253764628667892009-01-22T15:35:00.000-05:002009-01-22T15:35:00.000-05:00I only caught a few minutes of that crap, and bein...I only caught a few minutes of that crap, and being the judgmental person I am I assume that the rest of it sucked as much as the thirty seconds I saw...Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76375117976384421322009-01-22T15:31:00.000-05:002009-01-22T15:31:00.000-05:00I'm sorry I can't tear my eyes away from those atr...I'm sorry I can't tear my eyes away from those atrocious man boobs to finish your entry. Ewwwww....Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75345877808065382792009-01-22T15:26:00.000-05:002009-01-22T15:26:00.000-05:00Poetry = suckyUnless it's a limerick. Are those p...Poetry = sucky<BR/><BR/>Unless it's a limerick. Are those poems?saratogajeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402142186036541065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-88801370933397380502009-01-22T14:54:00.000-05:002009-01-22T14:54:00.000-05:00I'm glad I'm the only one that thought this was bo...I'm glad I'm the only one that thought this was boring...and I was an English major in college and wrote some poetry after college. Yeah, you guessed it, I'm a millionaire now. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86564535461131397612009-01-22T13:59:00.000-05:002009-01-22T13:59:00.000-05:00It wasn't the poetry, perse, it was her utter lack...It wasn't the poetry, perse, it was her utter lack of delivery that angered me.<BR/><BR/>Oh wait. No one's ever gotten angry over poetry. It's effing poetry.<BR/><BR/>"Embiggun'" is my new favorite word. But I can't use it now cause I'll always picture that guy.<BR/><BR/>THANKS A LOT, MOOG.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48974599652470339382009-01-22T13:57:00.000-05:002009-01-22T13:57:00.000-05:00Moog, you are a sage. Your fine words brought a te...Moog, you are a sage. Your fine words brought a tear to my eye, not for the first time.Chris Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01621838021756564517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25667661611441446142009-01-22T13:36:00.000-05:002009-01-22T13:36:00.000-05:00I hate poetry, it’s meanings are lost,Nor can I re...I hate poetry, it’s meanings are lost,<BR/><BR/>Nor can I read it or write it at all.<BR/><BR/>And I will never expend the cost<BR/><BR/>Of one book from the store in the Mall.<BR/><BR/>However, a Sarah Palin porn flick<BR/><BR/>Could set into motion<BR/><BR/>A fierce infatuation with my prick<BR/><BR/>Followed by a bottle of Calamine Lotion.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.com