tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5608832400521041726..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: In the Future I'm TallerMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13486194496215165712008-05-26T21:04:00.000-04:002008-05-26T21:04:00.000-04:00Aw, I feel bad for you getting a red one when you ...Aw, I feel bad for you getting a red one when you wanted a yeller one. :( I guess your wife (in the future) didn't raise your son right (in the future). Tsk.prinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03208208987226715826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38226831767006591422008-05-21T07:28:00.000-04:002008-05-21T07:28:00.000-04:00grrrr, I left a message yesterday and it's not her...grrrr, I left a message yesterday and it's not here.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78750705456557764172008-05-20T17:59:00.000-04:002008-05-20T17:59:00.000-04:00Wait, I'm still confused by that top picture.....i...Wait, I'm still confused by that top picture.....is that like, a a bullet-proof cup? Who is that protecting?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46407564386932067632008-05-20T10:00:00.000-04:002008-05-20T10:00:00.000-04:00Wow...just realized that I totally ignored everyon...Wow...just realized that I totally ignored everyone yesterday.<BR/><BR/>Here goes (deep breath...hacking cough):<BR/><BR/>Hungry: No problem. Leave the money on the dresser on your way out.<BR/><BR/>Angry: ...awaiting pics. Please airbrush yourself out ahead of time. Thanks in advance.<BR/><BR/>Catscratch: 13 years this October. Yeah..she deserves WAY more than a Ferrari. Still won't get it...but she deserves it.<BR/><BR/>Billymac: OOH! OOH! Can I play the role of mini-me?!<BR/><BR/>Blonde: ..warming up my ping pong paddle now. Get ready...<BR/><BR/>Prepo: You said "hard."<BR/><BR/>Malach: Yeah..well...when all you've got to talk about is Obama's entourage and Hillary's cankles, you get what you get.<BR/><BR/>Becky: (puzzled look)<BR/><BR/>Buzzard: Thanks. I read your letter. Jesus H. Christ...could you make it any longer? You should have started it with, "Call me, Ishmael..."<BR/><BR/>C.Rag: No doubt. And with my little wiggly, I can get all the way down to the ear drum!! BONUS! (there's fluid in there!)<BR/><BR/>Maunie: Not sure if I've ever been called a funny "D"uck...I'm guessing that was a typo.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2354214965017182942008-05-20T07:13:00.000-04:002008-05-20T07:13:00.000-04:00good morning...you are one funny duck...really...I...good morning...you are one funny duck...really...I don't know if I'll do the list..anything I write will sound too schoolmarmishAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3504534894429726022008-05-20T06:54:00.000-04:002008-05-20T06:54:00.000-04:00Ear sex is so hot.Ear sex is so hot.FreeOscarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17519953981397395954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53446353314507577972008-05-20T03:04:00.000-04:002008-05-20T03:04:00.000-04:00I've sent you a Dear Moog question. :)(And soon y...I've sent you a Dear Moog question. :)<BR/><BR/>(And soon you shall know why it was difficult for me to type this....and get your minds out of the gutter people, one-handed typing is not involved here.)Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16919950460842165192008-05-19T23:34:00.000-04:002008-05-19T23:34:00.000-04:00I stood next to Chris Isaak and said nothing. The...I stood next to Chris Isaak and said nothing. There was nothing to say. There was only his aftershow sweat to smell and the throb of all of my matronly bits.<BR/><BR/>The only reason I write this is because your "it's the nice thing to do" admonition reminded me of it.<BR/><BR/>Sigh...The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2687765281209727172008-05-19T21:16:00.000-04:002008-05-19T21:16:00.000-04:00I smell a slow news weekend blog here!I smell a slow news weekend blog here!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74574015043173499752008-05-19T15:43:00.000-04:002008-05-19T15:43:00.000-04:00I was wondering what I was gonna post about next.N...I was wondering what I was gonna post about next.Now I know.<BR/><BR/>You need mental help as always.... but this had me laughing *hard.So maybe I am the one who needs to seek a shrink.<BR/><BR/>Anyways,thanks for making my sides hurt...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5724426308775971112008-05-19T11:59:00.000-04:002008-05-19T11:59:00.000-04:00I will consider doing this 'list' thing but normal...I will consider doing this 'list' thing but normally I'm not highly motivated unless I've received adequate spankings to motivate me. <BR/><BR/>AND if I do decided to do the 'list' I will link back to you...Blonde Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370948763429856920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84931348914433478222008-05-19T10:54:00.000-04:002008-05-19T10:54:00.000-04:00i would like to say:"don't mind the freakin shark ...i would like to say:<BR/><BR/>"don't mind the freakin shark with the freakin laser on it's freakin head, my secret lair is in this direction."billymachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16394367741745536055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-32277467242846566042008-05-19T09:23:00.000-04:002008-05-19T09:23:00.000-04:00You've been married how long already???Honey if sh...You've been married how long already???<BR/><BR/>Honey if she ain't left yet for your fantasies, she's not goin anywhere...<BR/><BR/>I'm sure it's the hope that she'll end up with a pimped Ferrari...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-57755911751008741392008-05-19T08:23:00.000-04:002008-05-19T08:23:00.000-04:00I did have a threesome w/Jessica Alba and Scarlett...I did have a threesome w/Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson. It was totally unbelievable.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-32022782092560859832008-05-19T07:39:00.000-04:002008-05-19T07:39:00.000-04:00Fabulous list. Thanks for all of the Monday mornin...Fabulous list. Thanks for all of the Monday morning chuckles.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.com