tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5675223421923417932..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Dear Moog: I Like My Kids HardMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1582959039474435152009-02-23T07:24:00.000-05:002009-02-23T07:24:00.000-05:00Fiona: Hey...you get what you pay for.Thinkin: Nic...Fiona: Hey...you get what you pay for.<BR/><BR/>Thinkin: Nice to know I'm wanted. <BR/><BR/>CHEEZITS- IT'S THE COPS!<BR/><BR/>Coffee: I know. I'm the mistress.<BR/><BR/>(insert suspense music here)<BR/><BR/>Going60: Um.<BR/><BR/>Ew.<BR/><BR/>BBQ: Thanks for clarifying! Go away now!<BR/><BR/>Nanny: I coin more terms than Obama coins free money for people who don't need it.<BR/><BR/>Pearl: mmm...nothing says 'yummy' like slow roasted juvenile.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the tip.<BR/><BR/>Angry: There's nothing wrong with my teeth.<BR/><BR/>Meleah: She's back and now more depressed than ever! Hooray!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7828420872651195662009-02-23T03:18:00.000-05:002009-02-23T03:18:00.000-05:00cannophile is my new favorite word.cannophile is my new favorite word.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86754295416413392012009-02-22T21:02:00.000-05:002009-02-22T21:02:00.000-05:00Bullshit on being the first pedophile! I had a le...Bullshit on being the first pedophile! I had a letter once and I love the kids.Narmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36935928586443851442009-02-21T17:08:00.000-05:002009-02-21T17:08:00.000-05:00You better send in that retainer.You better send in that retainer.AngryManhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17028202636141431154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56993127261652269272009-02-21T01:31:00.000-05:002009-02-21T01:31:00.000-05:00This is the perfect opportunity to use that crock ...This is the perfect opportunity to use that crock pot.<BR/><BR/>You pop them in before you leave for work, a can of cream of mushroom soup, a couple onions and some parsley and dinner will be waiting for you after work. <BR/><BR/>PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50977434109604418102009-02-20T23:00:00.000-05:002009-02-20T23:00:00.000-05:00"Cannophile" does have a bit of a ring to it. You'..."Cannophile" does have a bit of a ring to it. You've just coined a new term. Congratulations.Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43970390839055144072009-02-20T22:15:00.000-05:002009-02-20T22:15:00.000-05:00Sorry I'm late, I was 1. shoving a pig in a barrel...Sorry I'm late, I was 1. shoving a pig in a barrel and 2. shoving a bottle in a pig.<BR/><BR/>For the record, I'm a kidcanibal, a boylermaker, a grrlanimal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21401381155325355222009-02-20T22:12:00.000-05:002009-02-20T22:12:00.000-05:00Mrs. 60 passed a big clot (or maybe a small child)...Mrs. 60 passed a big clot (or maybe a small child) she'll bring it and let you decide if it's yours.Going Like Sixtyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17735447776871695507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46842642206168955712009-02-20T20:38:00.000-05:002009-02-20T20:38:00.000-05:00I shop at Mistress Desdemona’s House of Pain and G...I shop at Mistress Desdemona’s House of Pain and Groceries.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48882627848464584092009-02-20T19:09:00.000-05:002009-02-20T19:09:00.000-05:00There are some really sick people out there. Thank...There are some really sick people out there. Thankfully,they have you to turn to!Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61329430044987054732009-02-20T13:18:00.000-05:002009-02-20T13:18:00.000-05:00That's one cage of sexy maids ya got there Moog! I...That's one cage of sexy maids ya got there Moog! I'm impressed.fionahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06596725053201745199noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55132279660508343802009-02-20T07:17:00.000-05:002009-02-20T07:17:00.000-05:00rs27: I found it on eatkids.com.I swear if there's...rs27: I found it on eatkids.com.<BR/><BR/>I swear if there's a real site with that name, we're all doomed.<BR/><BR/>KJ: Yes. Blue. What?<BR/><BR/>Tiggy: Excellent plan. Also stay away from 'Girl Scout Cookies.'<BR/><BR/>Coffepot: Dude. Where the fuck do you shop?<BR/><BR/>BG: Mmmm. Toasty.<BR/><BR/>Kellie: Any time I can bring a smile to someone's face using Jeffrey Dahmer's likeness, I'm happy.<BR/><BR/>That happens rarely, FYI.<BR/><BR/>Funky: Nor do I understand 'FunkyEmoticons', but whatever tickles your pickle.<BR/><BR/>Malach: Dad?<BR/><BR/>MI: Too much work. This is why I go out to eat.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-33623781032267116702009-02-20T06:57:00.000-05:002009-02-20T06:57:00.000-05:00A good homemade marinade with a red wine vinegar, ...A good homemade marinade with a red wine vinegar, brown mustard and a few herbs will help. Just marinade over night in fridge (you may need to bolt lock it so they don't try to get out.) I find grilling afterwords yields the best results. You should not have jiggly and soft, but crispy and tender.<BR/><BR/>Of course, don't let kids eat fast food, watch to much tv, play to many video games or allow them to stay inside helps too.<BR/>Treadmills never hurt either for those who try to whine about the weather.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16466277718796090902009-02-19T22:43:00.000-05:002009-02-19T22:43:00.000-05:00MMMMM - KidsMMMMM - KidsMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-82626659800091975142009-02-19T19:28:00.000-05:002009-02-19T19:28:00.000-05:00mmmm ehhhh I am not sure I understand it... but I ...mmmm ehhhh I am not sure I understand it... but I don't give a fuck and neither you do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-25224646601151761072009-02-19T16:57:00.001-05:002009-02-19T16:57:00.001-05:00That Dahmer picture is the best thing I've seen al...That Dahmer picture is the best thing I've seen all day. Hilarious.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46289097046565859652009-02-19T16:57:00.000-05:002009-02-19T16:57:00.000-05:00Some people prefer to poach their children.This le...Some people prefer to poach their children.<BR/>This leaves the outside firm but the inside soft and runny.<BR/>Some people use toast to sop that stuff up.Blonde Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370948763429856920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47193850593479665002009-02-19T16:54:00.000-05:002009-02-19T16:54:00.000-05:00If you want to toughen them up stop using meat ten...If you want to toughen them up stop using meat tenderizer. I suggest adding garlic, too.<BR/><BR/>That reminds me of the new douche I saw on the shelf. It is made of alum and honey and chicken fat. The slogan says, “It’s tighter on the peter, sweeter on the eater and finger-licking good.” I don’t know what this has to do with cooking kids, it’s just a though that came to me. Coffeypot out!Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50331928474448220182009-02-19T16:40:00.000-05:002009-02-19T16:40:00.000-05:00I saw a notice for a "School BBQ Fundraiser" the o...I saw a notice for a "School BBQ Fundraiser" the other day. I shall steer clear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76628976339433241092009-02-19T16:38:00.000-05:002009-02-19T16:38:00.000-05:00Nice, but do they clean windows?Nice, but do they clean windows?Kevenjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04527702723486597969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22068433189452267692009-02-19T16:02:00.000-05:002009-02-19T16:02:00.000-05:00Mrs. Featherbottom would have been impressed.Is th...Mrs. Featherbottom would have been impressed.<BR/><BR/>Is that child recipe on allrecipes.com?Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72677293582452849062009-02-19T15:01:00.000-05:002009-02-19T15:01:00.000-05:00Is 'cannophile' a word? Pedobal?All I can think of...<I>Is 'cannophile' a word? Pedobal?</I><BR/><BR/>All I can think of is Tobias Funke, the world's first analrapist.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-70614230221782312852009-02-19T13:43:00.000-05:002009-02-19T13:43:00.000-05:00Nicely done, not well done, more like medium rare....Nicely done, not well done, more like medium rare. Brown on the outside, red on the inside. <BR/><BR/>Oh wait, that's your ass.Going Like Sixtyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17735447776871695507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71688844413261067972009-02-19T13:29:00.000-05:002009-02-19T13:29:00.000-05:00Chris Hanson is looking for you again.You've raise...Chris Hanson is looking for you again.<BR/><BR/>You've raised the perversion bar once more. Bravo. *clapping with my one free hand*Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.com