tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5854853657087210667..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: I Think I'm Growing MushroomsMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68021995154653065402009-04-19T16:59:00.000-04:002009-04-19T16:59:00.000-04:00just looking at your hand HURTS me! I cant imagine...just looking at your hand HURTS me! I cant imagine manscaping w/ one hand. Kudos for not just letting it grow wild for a week or two.meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2971945352767658392009-04-16T13:05:00.000-04:002009-04-16T13:05:00.000-04:00VE: Thanks for the visual of you eating meatballs....VE: Thanks for the visual of you eating meatballs.<br /><br />Chris: Thanks. I'm going to start my own circus.<br /><br />Two rings.<br /><br />Thinking: Plus it won't get infected when I play with it in the sandbox!<br /><br />Zibbs: A great superhero once said:<br /><br />"With fat chicks come great big fat boobs."<br /><br />I may have misquoted him there.<br /><br />Malach: You masturbate with your elbow?<br /><br />MI: They ARE mean stitches. One keeps yelling at me to take out the trash.<br /><br />Susan: NOW you volunteer?!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-84227496763645682282009-04-16T12:27:00.000-04:002009-04-16T12:27:00.000-04:00oh fuck. I can seriously smell that FROM HERE!oh fuck. I can seriously smell that FROM HERE!repliderium.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01451646126768211862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-14557531085464484862009-04-16T12:23:00.000-04:002009-04-16T12:23:00.000-04:00Be careful with your grooming, cuts are bad down t...Be careful with your grooming, cuts are bad down there!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02897358252031026173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85932175189119213732009-04-16T11:56:00.000-04:002009-04-16T11:56:00.000-04:00Holy elephant visual. Seriously.
Ok, so good luc...Holy elephant visual. Seriously.<br /><br />Ok, so good luck with the ball shaving. And for those against it, I'm on your side on this one.<br /><br />Seriously. Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04974251468371326729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13102736963747706292009-04-16T07:08:00.000-04:002009-04-16T07:08:00.000-04:00Your elbow? I really want to see Malach shave his ...Your elbow? I really want to see Malach shave his balls with his elbow. That would be a keeper for sure. <br /><br />Um, congratulations? You got to remove the cast before your hand completely rotted away. I think this is a good thing.<br /><br />Mean stitches dude, mean.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-49106684663738848972009-04-15T22:56:00.000-04:002009-04-15T22:56:00.000-04:00Ahh, sounds like my elbowAhh, sounds like my elbowMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81405554463919508962009-04-15T22:02:00.000-04:002009-04-15T22:02:00.000-04:00Note that the information above was intended for t...Note that the information above was intended for the foxy ladies. <br /><br />Sorry. No fatties.Dr Zibbshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11570006777738622727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-75686322733085076012009-04-15T20:24:00.000-04:002009-04-15T20:24:00.000-04:00Neosporin is key to no razor burn..just a helpful ...Neosporin is key to no razor burn..just a helpful hint!Thinkinfyouhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-27069251990513412012009-04-15T16:28:00.000-04:002009-04-15T16:28:00.000-04:00Shaving your balls one handed? That, sir, is a fea...Shaving your balls one handed? That, sir, is a feat.Chris Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01621838021756564517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56081121255496843822009-04-15T16:18:00.000-04:002009-04-15T16:18:00.000-04:00Why am I glad I'm smart enough not to come over he...Why am I glad I'm smart enough not to come over here during lunch? I don't think I could have stomached those meatballs after this...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28323064899704358572009-04-15T16:00:00.000-04:002009-04-15T16:00:00.000-04:00Mike: I've reread your last sentence, like, 3 time...Mike: I've reread your last sentence, like, 3 times and I'm still, like:<br /><br />* cricket<br /><br />No clue, dude. No clue what you're trying to say there.<br /><br />Congrats on the methadone.<br /><br />Coffee: Point taken. Heading out to buy a Norelco right now.<br /><br />See you next week. I'll be in the bathroom the rest of the time with my rechargeable batteries.<br /><br />BG: I grossed you out? Hooray for me!<br /><br />Cindee: I'm like epicac but with a penis.<br /><br />Stacie: Crevices? <br /><br />Unless you're Oprah...then it's crevasses.<br /><br />CB: I know...if only I could look really cool while holding it up all curled and deformed looking and shit.<br /><br />Kellie: Only if Kimber assists.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-92113759620760703822009-04-15T15:30:00.000-04:002009-04-15T15:30:00.000-04:00Ew. That scar looks nasty. You need to go see Dr. ...Ew. That scar looks nasty. You need to go see Dr. Troy McNamara. He'll fix it up in no time and be super hot while doing it. <br /><br />And I agree w/ Stacie above. There are crevices that need attention to down there w/ women. Obviously. 2 hands required!Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76783025284816720592009-04-15T13:59:00.000-04:002009-04-15T13:59:00.000-04:00Zombie hand...At least the scar is cool.Zombie hand...At least the scar is cool.Christopher Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627806433170015538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5365482496734263382009-04-15T13:45:00.000-04:002009-04-15T13:45:00.000-04:00OK, two hands are required (that's what he said) w...OK, two hands are required (that's what he said) when shaving the woman netherlands as well...not cause stuffs hanging out...but crevices, there are crevices...and maybe now I've said too much.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68953692177506161912009-04-15T13:25:00.000-04:002009-04-15T13:25:00.000-04:00I don't know what made me puke harder:
the razor b...I don't know what made me puke harder:<br />the razor burn photo<br />the corpse hand<br />or blonde goddess's visual image of you and your fur coat...<br />oops gotta go ralph again....Cindeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34204462241929512152009-04-15T13:23:00.000-04:002009-04-15T13:23:00.000-04:00Er....your balls get so hairy you have to shave th...Er....your balls get so hairy you have to shave them?<br /><br />Ok...<br />I'm kind of grossed out and that's hard to do.<br />The picture of the stitched up hand has been replaced with you in tightey whiteys with a fur coat stuffed in the front of them.Blonde Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370948763429856920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72789560587069726932009-04-15T13:00:00.000-04:002009-04-15T13:00:00.000-04:00Dude, have you tried an electric razor? You only n...Dude, have you tried an electric razor? You only need one hand, no danger in cutting yourself, and it tickles your balls like you were naked on a riding lawnmower. You might even shave three or four times a day.Coffeypothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601474604616163167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65773829800410518882009-04-15T12:55:00.000-04:002009-04-15T12:55:00.000-04:00Also, if you nick that shit while manscaping it ju...Also, if you nick that shit while manscaping it just doesn't stop bleeding.<br /><br />You should wait till it does before putting pants on.<br /><br />Asking why that lady with a beard is menstruating is kind of embarrassing.Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-72490625444831054732009-04-15T11:10:00.000-04:002009-04-15T11:10:00.000-04:00Christina: Don't knock em til you try em. Put a li...Christina: Don't knock em til you try em. Put a little on your plate. Don't make a face before you taste it. Some kids think it's great.<br /><br />The 'Time for Timer' thing seemed pretty appropriate until the 'kids' remark.<br /><br />Going60: One plate and three pins = what you see here.<br /><br />Hooray for me.<br /><br />Jenn: I'm sure. Although, I DO have the desire to kill people now without warning.<br /><br />No different than usual, really.<br /><br />Etta: Too late on the vasectomy, honey. If you're really interested in reading that, search this site for 'vasectomy' and you'll get the full, hairless ball details.<br /><br />Arielle: Doogie Howser, MD. Never go with who your insurance company recommends.<br /><br />Doug: I keep up the manscaping just in case I get the green light.<br /><br />Just. In. Case.<br /><br />Lbluca: AAH!! Any man who lets a woman near his junk with a razor is friggin' crazy. Tricky shit down there...I need to know that I'm in control.<br /><br />John Bobbitt is nodding his head in agreement.<br /><br />Not that one. That one doesn't work any more.<br /><br />Becky: I have a labia minora?Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50924395106142723732009-04-15T10:48:00.000-04:002009-04-15T10:48:00.000-04:00Your hand probably smells like the flats.
How do ...Your hand probably smells like the flats.<br /><br />How do I know? My house is only a couple miles west of that photo of the flats. Serious. I can see the curve of the earth from my front yard.<br /><br />And because the flats are right on the NV border, you can come over, put a nickle in a slot machine, and get tequila for FREE. They don't care if your labia minora hang out or not.<br /><br />And here is the part of my comment where I shudder a little bit with the image of all the tequila enhanced activities that can be done with a stinky salty cast.The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-43990992524227330552009-04-15T10:40:00.000-04:002009-04-15T10:40:00.000-04:00Why doesn't your wife help you with the ball shavi...Why doesn't your wife help you with the ball shaving? I thought that was part of the marriage vows. Reason # 342 why I am not getting married.LBluca77https://www.blogger.com/profile/10940525266896582723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31351059697930873932009-04-15T10:30:00.000-04:002009-04-15T10:30:00.000-04:00Something doesn't add up. Your arm smells like Chu...Something doesn't add up. Your arm smells like Chuck Manson's wet ass but you still needed to manscape? Has Mrs. Moog lost her olfactories?DouglasDyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64201945013010332022009-04-15T10:22:00.000-04:002009-04-15T10:22:00.000-04:00I gotta go with Jenn, who stitched up your hand? D...I gotta go with Jenn, who stitched up your hand? Dr. Frankenstein? Did you get the surgeon in training or was it bring your kid to work day?Arielle Fragassihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09677234688036590774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-4773025780704968222009-04-15T10:18:00.000-04:002009-04-15T10:18:00.000-04:00All I can say is you better not let that guy do yo...All I can say is you better not let that guy do your vasectomy. I think your penis would really need a popsicle stick. Good luck with the nice painful therapy. Just sayin.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.com