tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5868432985053985540..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Feelin' LoopyMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-38814652943971598432009-09-29T20:56:01.415-04:002009-09-29T20:56:01.415-04:00hmm..
kids are kinda weird about things like that...hmm..<br /><br />kids are kinda weird about things like that. I think the first roller coaster I got on I was six or seven. I was like your daughter, freaked out and stuff. meh, you get over it once you realize you're alive at the end of it all.<br /><br />that's why you don't go to Knott's. Those coasters there will kill you. no seriously. they will....too many accidents there....<br /><br />don't tell your kids this...okay?Gauchehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12734965408480594013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2533815466907782872009-09-29T07:03:28.065-04:002009-09-29T07:03:28.065-04:00JenJen: I called it but Rick Springfield answered....JenJen: I called it but Rick Springfield answered. WTF woman!<br /><br />Staci: Wait...I'm not supposed to abandon my kids?<br /><br />Shit.<br /><br />Jill: Ugh...I think the Turkish Twist is lined with the stomach innards of us both.<br /><br />Mine is the slightly bluish splat near the top.<br /><br />Had a Slushie.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68756982234431914992009-09-28T22:13:10.289-04:002009-09-28T22:13:10.289-04:00Dude, I LOVE Canobie Lake Park! I have never been...Dude, I LOVE Canobie Lake Park! I have never been on the Corkscrew. I did throw up on the Turkish Twist though.Jill Pilgrimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13580654570530978846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-20666032439913734002009-09-27T22:34:41.501-04:002009-09-27T22:34:41.501-04:00When I was in middle school, my younger sister cri...When I was in middle school, my younger sister cried like that on every single coaster we went on at Disney World. People turned around and gave us the evil eye, too. Like it's our fault she was all gung-ho to the bars came down. You couldn't leave her outside the ride by herself, even in the 80's. At least she didn't brag afterwards, at least not to us.<br /><br />I like the loop ones better than the regular ones myself because the G-force or whatever it's called holds you in. I hate the ones where you feel like you're falling forward. I'll take upside down to those any day.Staci at Just Bloggledhttp://www.justbloggled.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23575329400775831462009-09-27T16:23:44.022-04:002009-09-27T16:23:44.022-04:00*giggle*
867-5309*giggle*<br /><br />867-5309JenJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74285805521446096012009-09-27T10:52:21.857-04:002009-09-27T10:52:21.857-04:00liliu: I know. I'm awesome.
Notsomuch.
Mars...liliu: I know. I'm awesome.<br /><br />Notsomuch.<br /><br />Mars: Christ. How much do you weigh?<br /><br />JenJen: Call me.<br /><br />nonamedufus: Pull your skirt down a bit...your vagina is showing.<br /><br />Riff: I believe 15 is the legal age in most...oh...wait...what rides are you talking about?<br /><br />Nanny: Mormons follow you?<br /><br />Creepy.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39927789302908140342009-09-26T20:28:55.682-04:002009-09-26T20:28:55.682-04:00Oh Thank God, I was afraid you'd traumatized h...Oh Thank God, I was afraid you'd traumatized her for life. Good for her.<br /><br />But is she ready for the 'fuck your own sheep' exhibit? I'm just askin'.<br /><br />(sorry that was gross and in poor taste, but where else am I going to get to say that kind of stuff - not on my blog, that's for sure. I got Mormons and shit following me.)Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71004741505099910722009-09-26T19:29:39.768-04:002009-09-26T19:29:39.768-04:00Unfortunately for my kids, it's mom and dad wh...Unfortunately for my kids, it's mom and dad who have to be talked and shamed into going on these. How much longer until they can go on their own???Riff Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15791314230363729619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-22864029931934202009-09-26T17:09:04.879-04:002009-09-26T17:09:04.879-04:00I couldn't do the roller coasters. I had the ...I couldn't do the roller coasters. I had the oldest kids on the kiddie rides 'cause those were the ones I could stomach. Uh, those sheep? You guys have taken the petting zoo to the next level in NH.nonamedufushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11818490858598810629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29741982258457436312009-09-26T14:49:29.923-04:002009-09-26T14:49:29.923-04:00K. Question one:
I have seen you tag baby. oh yeah...K. Question one:<br />I have seen you tag baby. oh yeah. Zip up your shit, yo!<br />Question two:<br />Banana shaped penii(see what I did there?)are hard to, uh, do without making a ghkaaaghk sound, which isn't like a monkey sound at all. <br /><br />So there.JenJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-34792991525362287222009-09-25T23:26:15.787-04:002009-09-25T23:26:15.787-04:00We get in half price on Tuesday? SWEET!We get in half price on Tuesday? SWEET!Marsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-54095922523425044162009-09-25T09:44:06.062-04:002009-09-25T09:44:06.062-04:007 whole SECONDS?!
*high five*7 whole SECONDS?!<br /><br />*high five*rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-68399699011719111112009-09-25T08:47:36.115-04:002009-09-25T08:47:36.115-04:00Don: Was it crunchy?
Sass: And here I was thinkin...Don: Was it crunchy?<br /><br />Sass: And here I was thinking that taking the "hot nuts vendor" job was the way to go.<br /><br />Tee: ..how was the second date? Did you bring him flowers?<br /><br />Veggie: It's always about the porn.<br /><br />It's how I roll.<br /><br />Christina: Suuuuure you're not talking about my penis.<br /><br />CatLady: You have a kid named Vlad?<br /><br />I bet the girls call him "Vlad the Impaler."<br /><br />Name of my penis, coincidentally.<br /><br />Mike: Don't all women?<br /><br />Peach: That's me...always moving.<br /><br />Like an escalator with a filthy mind.<br /><br />VE: certainly explains the hairdo.<br /><br />Malach: Next year's trip, baby!<br /><br />should be funny.<br /><br />DK: Yes...I was.<br /><br />You know...it's funnier when I don't have to explain it.<br /><br />Etta: I'm not banging her with celery.<br /><br />Look again. Read the line just above.<br /><br />What I drew there is waaay worse.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69370963308581516142009-09-25T01:57:39.167-04:002009-09-25T01:57:39.167-04:00Okay, you lost me. When you said the ride lasted ...Okay, you lost me. When you said the ride lasted 23 seconds, were you still referring to your wife?<br /><br />Dude.<br /><br />And thanks for making the move with me over to the new site. I appreciate it.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-50351369737616151262009-09-24T21:01:30.716-04:002009-09-24T21:01:30.716-04:00Now take her to 6 Flags in Agawam, get her on Supe...Now take her to 6 Flags in Agawam, get her on Superman.Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79735120459882974302009-09-24T20:10:38.655-04:002009-09-24T20:10:38.655-04:00I knew that's what happened to Diana Ross...I knew that's what happened to Diana Ross...Ed & Jeannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00730956006290504616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63058288036505851082009-09-24T17:42:28.094-04:002009-09-24T17:42:28.094-04:00You always make me laugh and shake my head wonderi...You always make me laugh and shake my head wondering how in the hell you come up with this stuff like the Diana Ross bit which had me rolling and then to transition to the roller coaster and your daughter's guilt trip. <br /><br />Well even though she tried to guilt you initially it sounds like you are the hero now since she's bragging about it. <br /><br />Maybe that will give you some brownie points with Mrs. Poo for a little toss in the sack.The Peach Tarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01587235197620014751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79699728248512094982009-09-24T15:39:03.751-04:002009-09-24T15:39:03.751-04:00The "I only said I'd do this to make you ...The "I only said I'd do this to make you happy" guilt trip.<br /><br />She's going to make some guy very very unhappy one day ;)Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-1718870052606192552009-09-24T15:28:15.890-04:002009-09-24T15:28:15.890-04:00Since Vlad was the large economy size kid, he was ...Since Vlad was the large economy size kid, he was tall enough to ride the roller coasters by the time he was 4. Lucky me! I endured about 8 years of that and only lost my lunch once. I'm so proud! Now that he's 22 he no longer cares about it. Those happy days are gone... thank god!http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-79480558709569313592009-09-24T15:20:52.578-04:002009-09-24T15:20:52.578-04:00Ed's a wuss. The Beast is awesome. And I am no...Ed's a wuss. The Beast is awesome. And I am not talking about your penis....Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19696982526081675372009-09-24T15:04:24.069-04:002009-09-24T15:04:24.069-04:00The dude giving it to Diana Ross looks kind of...v...The dude giving it to Diana Ross looks kind of...vacantly comatose.<br /><br />Also wait till you're 80 and your daughter makes YOU go on the coaster and your teeth go flying into Vermont. Yeah.<br /><br />Seems we're ALL about the porn today!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-78671938348268324092009-09-24T14:50:13.541-04:002009-09-24T14:50:13.541-04:00I totally love roller coasters! I will not go to ...I totally love roller coasters! I will not go to a park with anyone who does not ride. Why set myself up to be disappointed.<br /><br />I once went with this one guy and he waited until WE GO TO TO THE PARK to tell me he was afraid of coasters. I told this guy to "...man the fuck up."Diva's Thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16177643214210147206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10379172831871351662009-09-24T14:48:42.608-04:002009-09-24T14:48:42.608-04:00Is the popcorn dude hot?
Then yes, he is a ride.Is the popcorn dude hot?<br /><br />Then yes, he is a ride.Sasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01254165746352156499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65971082259491791652009-09-24T14:43:02.777-04:002009-09-24T14:43:02.777-04:00A buttered popcorn vendor ride AND a 'fuck the...A buttered popcorn vendor ride AND a 'fuck the sheep' exhibit? Or would that be a ride too? Get out of here! How lucky...BTW, yes, that WAS celery. I know first hand, er...fist.Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11905489137279949342009-09-24T14:37:09.304-04:002009-09-24T14:37:09.304-04:00JenJen: You've seen my tag?
I had no idea my ...JenJen: You've seen my tag?<br /><br />I had no idea my fly was down.<br /><br />Shine: Now THAT'S some good parenting right there.<br /><br />Zen: It's how I open wine.<br /><br />You may want to skip this bottle.<br /><br />JenJen: Did you make monkey noises when you ate it?<br /><br />Ed: You had sex in the bottom of a roller coaster car?<br /><br />Zibbs: ...the wha..?<br /><br />HelloTaylor: Sadly, she mastered this on hill #1.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.com