tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post5954082053901547872..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: The Handicapable AssholeMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64885361267437381512010-12-23T12:07:29.813-05:002010-12-23T12:07:29.813-05:00i ventured over here from cynicism 101...
i read ...i ventured over here from cynicism 101...<br /><br />i read your xmas list post...kids are awesome.<br /><br />then i landed on this post next.<br /><br />fucking great! funny stuff!<br /><br />i've always considered myself the asshole for NOT using the handicap shower at the gym...when I really really want to. i mean...seriously...how often do you actually see a handicapped person using it? anyway...<br /><br />this has cheered me up immensely.twinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10590109276634186944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-61549575491336880272010-03-04T03:18:53.874-05:002010-03-04T03:18:53.874-05:00My uncle just died. If you see him when you get to...My uncle just died. If you see him when you get to hell, say hello for me.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13485529729233062992010-03-03T22:46:00.702-05:002010-03-03T22:46:00.702-05:00And once again, you have managed to make something...And once again, you have managed to make something society would consider to be a "taboo" subject, into a friggen HILARIOUS blog post. <br /><br />Thank you for making me laugh out loud. As always!<br /><br />[Sorry I have NOT been snarky or witty with my comments lately.]meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69696353556541852882010-03-03T19:38:53.215-05:002010-03-03T19:38:53.215-05:00p.s. Can I borrow the a-hole of the week picture?p.s. Can I borrow the a-hole of the week picture?MommaKisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09443553798728370645noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7330111298205862152010-03-03T16:20:03.657-05:002010-03-03T16:20:03.657-05:00This is the main reason why all my one night stand...This is the main reason why all my one night stands take place at nursing homes.Jay Ferrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08361912685495566176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-42522662414349564752010-03-03T10:25:27.164-05:002010-03-03T10:25:27.164-05:00I have awesome visuals in my mind
btw we took stu...I have awesome visuals in my mind<br /><br />btw we took stuffLizzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11966111239105288056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-46984277273956166832010-03-03T09:52:02.352-05:002010-03-03T09:52:02.352-05:00After reading Don's comment, I'm concerned...After reading Don's comment, I'm concerned about his choice of doughnuts.Me-Me Kinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702437014277335742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12787172340881149442010-03-03T09:33:54.493-05:002010-03-03T09:33:54.493-05:00I want one of those t-shirts. I love raspberry dou...I want one of those t-shirts. I love raspberry doughnuts!!!<br />Don't forget handicap parking spots and ramps instead of stairs for handicap people to go along with the shower thingy.Donniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69582418412640759692010-03-03T07:40:36.037-05:002010-03-03T07:40:36.037-05:00Blue Zoo: I know..I wish I'd thought of it.
R...Blue Zoo: I know..I wish I'd thought of it.<br /><br />RICH!<br /><br />Eva: Try to keep 'em guessing. That's my motto. That, and 'I THINK this will fit in there.'<br /><br />LMJ: I was talking more about the shower, but if that's where you shit, more power to you.<br /><br />Malach: Ironically, my sciatica is pinched to the point of nearly crippling me.<br /><br />Payback SUCKS.<br /><br />Anything: RIGHT?!<br /><br />Claire: Why are all you women pooping in the handicap shower?<br /><br />Ed: Touche'.<br /><br />Woops...spelled that wrong.<br /><br />Douche.<br /><br />Chris: Shit like that is why I don't go to Vegas.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-48111825090753531742010-03-03T07:34:55.678-05:002010-03-03T07:34:55.678-05:00That whole post was "shocking" bwahahaha...That whole post was "shocking" bwahahahaWicked Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15282245236349511047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15164001558544274162010-03-03T02:33:11.696-05:002010-03-03T02:33:11.696-05:00Dude, you're so going to hell already that you...Dude, you're so going to hell already that you're playing with house money at this point.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3431453042916296902010-03-02T23:18:19.372-05:002010-03-02T23:18:19.372-05:00The best part of this post was the T-shirt with th...The best part of this post was the T-shirt with the picture of your face on it.Edhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425014053974689270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91817777539400374682010-03-02T22:44:51.542-05:002010-03-02T22:44:51.542-05:00never sit on the shower seat. fecal matter kills....never sit on the shower seat. fecal matter kills.ClaireMontgomeryMDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05010097026709974984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69269237099509742782010-03-02T22:14:46.826-05:002010-03-02T22:14:46.826-05:00OMG, the handicaps get ALL the good stuff, don'...OMG, the handicaps get ALL the good stuff, don't they? Geez!!Anything Fits A Naked Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07579409446582399318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63145720888626963892010-03-02T21:11:45.746-05:002010-03-02T21:11:45.746-05:00I don't speak like that, we are all one car ac...I don't speak like that, we are all one car accident away from having to use those all the timeMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-90926874479784437972010-03-02T20:22:06.556-05:002010-03-02T20:22:06.556-05:00HANDICap baths are the best shit ever!!! i love a...HANDICap baths are the best shit ever!!! i love all the space!!!!<br /><br />you can stretch your feet while u take a sh*t!!!Lothirielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746888926301065265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3311473614950839842010-03-02T19:20:05.321-05:002010-03-02T19:20:05.321-05:00I am constantly amazed.I am constantly amazed.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31984711558102342552010-03-02T18:36:35.493-05:002010-03-02T18:36:35.493-05:00Vodka: Wait..there really ARE handicaps?
I though...Vodka: Wait..there really ARE handicaps?<br /><br />I thought someone made that shit up.<br /><br />Mrsblogalot: No. It totally is. That's why I get to park up close without a sticker.<br /><br />Sarah: I know..I still smell of onions.<br /><br />?<br /><br />Laurie: STOP BEGGING FOR PHOTOS.<br /><br />It's unbecoming.<br /><br />Just ASK.<br /><br />John: You keep reading because you secretly love my hot bum.<br /><br />Summer: It's not cleaner after I'm done with it.<br /><br />Veggie: I've been waiting.<br /><br />No surprise here that you're the one.<br /><br />Kathcom: It IS self cleaning. Like soap...and Nicole Richie.<br /><br />Brutalism: Thank you. I feel so much better now. Although I do believe I'm now disqualified for the Olympics.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-31515106437904423962010-03-02T18:26:10.752-05:002010-03-02T18:26:10.752-05:00I totally agree about sitting in the shower...and ...I totally agree about sitting in the shower...and not weeping on the floor in a Glenn Close in Big Chill way. But it is a bit weird to think of other people's bare asses--and handicapped, too?--gross! I prefer to think the seat is self cleaning.<br /><br />And "dragging the guys friggin' ass out of the shower" is a great line. So what if you're an asshole? Now you'll never have to wait for the shower again.kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55217668409858736172010-03-02T17:46:03.213-05:002010-03-02T17:46:03.213-05:00Never mind all that. Now about this "little ...Never mind all that. Now about this "little massaging shower head" thing...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45220513413239430592010-03-02T17:22:32.496-05:002010-03-02T17:22:32.496-05:00Am I wrong for being ecstatic when handicap facili...Am I wrong for being ecstatic when handicap facilities are open? CUZ I'm definitely not above using their shit. It's always better and cleaner.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12551501505348753532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64656453317160693032010-03-02T17:16:05.309-05:002010-03-02T17:16:05.309-05:00Dude, you are wrong in so many possible ways, I ca...Dude, you are wrong in so many possible ways, I can't even explain anymore why I keep on reading you...johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01591889409495994684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60034714649061361162010-03-02T16:51:09.385-05:002010-03-02T16:51:09.385-05:00Is little dick's considered a handicap?
Not t...Is little dick's considered a handicap?<br /><br />Not that you have one, or that I would know, but you know...if you're juiced, I've heard stories...<br /><br />I'll shut up now.Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16607255437403101122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12879432800804519962010-03-02T15:55:58.075-05:002010-03-02T15:55:58.075-05:00jessica: AND a self-hobbling adventure!
Elly: Pee...jessica: AND a self-hobbling adventure!<br /><br />Elly: Pee is love cheese?<br /><br />Plaid: Mom?<br /><br />Mjenks: I left out the towel-snapping scene on purpose.<br /><br />jenJen: I don't know. I got distracted, too.<br /><br />Daffy: Somehow..I'm so not surprised.<br /><br />Travis: Dude. I wouldn't sit down in YOUR shower. We know what you do.<br /><br />bikram: You should see the photos stored on my camera phone.<br /><br />Wannabe: Unless this vasectomy reverses itself, yes...I'm done.<br /><br />Ziva: I live for validation such as this.<br /><br />metsuke: the hell?<br /><br />Mike: So is being an utter douchebag, so you're safe as well.<br /><br />Yay us!<br /><br />Christina: If I could give myself a lap dance, I wouldn't be here right now.<br /><br />Maxie: There is always something to be said for the imagination, right?<br /><br />RIGHT?!<br /><br />LB: I'm DOOMED.<br /><br />Alex: I know. Wait. What?Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51683723512485156562010-03-02T15:43:58.543-05:002010-03-02T15:43:58.543-05:00Karma be damned, sitting in the shower is frickin ...Karma be damned, sitting in the shower is frickin awesome.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527588191107839720noreply@blogger.com