tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post6089687554585068072..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Elmo and the Tragic Parachuting AccidentMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37166736196628568792009-06-29T08:40:27.350-04:002009-06-29T08:40:27.350-04:00If it is possible for a puppet/muppet to die, I th...If it is possible for a puppet/muppet to die, I think that Elmo will take a page from the book of Carradine and die from an adventurous session of Auto-erotic asphyxiation...Organic Meatbaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00740368286985980207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10744182590053589532009-06-29T06:47:03.345-04:002009-06-29T06:47:03.345-04:00You are a modern day saint. No question about it.You are a modern day saint. No question about it.Chris Woodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01621838021756564517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-44475285756787449642009-06-27T09:31:45.232-04:002009-06-27T09:31:45.232-04:00That was so hilarious that I had to comment.
That...That was so hilarious that I had to comment.<br /><br />That is all.<br /><br />Carry on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39874348730499048742009-06-27T08:00:35.500-04:002009-06-27T08:00:35.500-04:00I came across a button today and with all of the s...I came across a button today and with all of the storms we have been having it made me feel concerned for you. It read...<br />"Short people are the least to get rained on, but the first to drown."<br /><br />I found that very deep. Heavy i mean..Wow..you poor unfinished story telling little bastard.<br /><br />I understand why you are so bitter now.<br /><br />I do hope it is a sunny weekend for you..because this also means the sun takes longer to get to you and you do not burn as fast as the rest of us.<br /><br />Enjoy!Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-36867706674207217602009-06-26T15:44:12.335-04:002009-06-26T15:44:12.335-04:00chip off the old block dudechip off the old block dudebeaverbooshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00976723567898222907noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-17670758646194004502009-06-26T14:30:18.239-04:002009-06-26T14:30:18.239-04:00I want to hang your make it count poster in my off...I want to hang your make it count poster in my office! That is awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-63603577165527356722009-06-26T13:18:18.036-04:002009-06-26T13:18:18.036-04:00poooor elmo! this made me gigglepoooor elmo! this made me gigglemylittlebeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09610700094326989044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-91192757397779515512009-06-26T12:34:24.475-04:002009-06-26T12:34:24.475-04:00We should get all our funny shit from the kids. It...We should get all our funny shit from the kids. It is only dirty in our minds. When my youngest grand daughter was about 7 she heard us talking about Calamari. Later at the dinner table she told her Grand father she was going to make him eat squid testicles. I still laugh about that.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60003582539888434602009-06-26T10:38:55.952-04:002009-06-26T10:38:55.952-04:00Just for you I added a picture of a girl in lacy p...Just for you I added a picture of a girl in lacy panties. You are welcome.Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53454164771487555052009-06-26T10:36:25.598-04:002009-06-26T10:36:25.598-04:00Wow. Just, wow. Your kid is going to be a bad as...Wow. Just, wow. Your kid is going to be a bad ass. Seriously. Now you just have to get your daughter to make the sound effects and whatnot. <br /><br />as a side note, when therapy becomes a topic of conversation for you and your children remember not to do the Elmo voice. Just thought I'd throw that idea in there.FawkesFirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07804848056414228248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-11210048068813635012009-06-26T09:31:24.032-04:002009-06-26T09:31:24.032-04:00Elmo, Farrah and Michael all in one day. I must re...Elmo, Farrah and Michael all in one day. I must rest.Christina_the_wenchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05598553041985465271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74008083352845623312009-06-26T07:37:16.087-04:002009-06-26T07:37:16.087-04:00Stacie: Same here...except usually it's my dau...Stacie: Same here...except usually it's my daughter farting.<br /><br />MI: There you go...an idea for a post...YOU finish the story!<br /><br />How will end?<br /><br />Will anyone care?<br /><br />Chris: I'm his dad...screwing him up is my job.<br /><br />LiLu: * insert look of 'why am I not surprised' here *<br /><br />Mike: In 10 years he'll be running the Penthouse Empire.<br /><br />I'm teaching him to reach for the stars.<br /><br />kathcom: Yeah. It's amazing what you find on Sesame Street's website.<br /><br />BG: I also do a kick ass kermit and Ernie. Not literally, although I DO have the puppets.<br /><br />Not sure why you need to know that.<br /><br />Mjenks: I don't even want to know how you know what a shaved Elmo puppet looks like.<br /><br />AD: Did you just say 'in a rad way?'<br /><br />Did I just wake up in California in 1983?<br /><br />Doug: Yeah..about your kid...your wife and I have been meaning to tell you....<br /><br />Kellie: Pretty soon he'll be able to kick my ass? He's been doing that for years now.<br /><br />I'm tough.<br /><br />Bird Shit: Sounds like you have a future goth there. Good luck with that.<br /><br />Malach: Must HAVE been proud. If I'm not mistaken, I think he just shit the pop music bed.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-55992323998431689262009-06-25T22:49:21.636-04:002009-06-25T22:49:21.636-04:00Michael Jackson must be proud of his best studentMichael Jackson must be proud of his best studentMalach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8849279630327473712009-06-25T20:24:35.730-04:002009-06-25T20:24:35.730-04:00OMG! You're son is awesome and sick in the he...OMG! You're son is awesome and sick in the head...lol! Kind of reminds me of my niece and when she sings songs about people "dying in her heart"...so sick....lol!Bird Shit https://www.blogger.com/profile/12965945374947557024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-33059237666459942972009-06-25T19:46:03.414-04:002009-06-25T19:46:03.414-04:00Your kid has got to be the coolest kid in school. ...Your kid has got to be the coolest kid in school. Am I right? He's super badass. Pretty soon he's going to be able to kick the shit out of his muppet dad. You'd better watch out!Kelliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00695653603769427299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-62306056076401500612009-06-25T17:32:32.367-04:002009-06-25T17:32:32.367-04:00The kid is a prodigy. Mine says "poo" a ...The kid is a prodigy. Mine says "poo" a lot and laughs so I'm pretty sure that's a good sign.DouglasDyerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04170959462409801220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-12929380770829140102009-06-25T17:20:10.275-04:002009-06-25T17:20:10.275-04:00AHAAAA.
I want to hear this mean Elmo impersonat...AHAAAA. <br /><br />I want to hear this mean Elmo impersonation. <br /><br />And, yeah, your son is pretty much f*cked. :] <br /><br />But in a rad way. Lol.ADhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04596362194938277521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-2684779929819529522009-06-25T16:48:27.440-04:002009-06-25T16:48:27.440-04:00My room mate in college bore an uncanny resemblanc...My room mate in college bore an uncanny resemblance to Elmo if you shaved the muppet. Even his voice was a mixture of Muppet and South Side of Chicago.MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-59067438584509014262009-06-25T16:48:22.062-04:002009-06-25T16:48:22.062-04:00I too can do an Elmo voice that is eerily convinci...I too can do an Elmo voice that is eerily convincing.<br />I often make remarks about Elmo hating red because red is like the devil OR I say that Elmo is horny and he's so horny he rubbed all the fur off it...you know.<br />Normal stuff like that.Blonde Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370948763429856920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-19849389432656879622009-06-25T16:08:19.337-04:002009-06-25T16:08:19.337-04:00Your son is a riot. I also love the photo of Elmo ...Your son is a riot. I also love the photo of Elmo with a pig sticker.<br /><br />The kid's arm with the razor blade instruction is so frigging dark. I really respect that.kathcomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844314553157905167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-45697199498992791832009-06-25T16:01:32.404-04:002009-06-25T16:01:32.404-04:00I'm looking forward to reading your son's ...I'm looking forward to reading your son's blog in about 10 years.Mikehttp://www.mindofspaz.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-28183341002717773182009-06-25T16:00:20.985-04:002009-06-25T16:00:20.985-04:00To be fair, I'm pretty sure approximately 99% ...To be fair, I'm pretty sure approximately 99% of the parental population would LOVE to see Elmo suffering in pain.<br /><br />(Sidenote: Elmo's totally bangable.)<br /><br />What?? I'd paperbag it...rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7090206803592534592009-06-25T15:55:40.934-04:002009-06-25T15:55:40.934-04:00You have screwed that kid up beyond all hope.
Goo...You have screwed that kid up beyond all hope.<br /><br />Good work, my friend, good work.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69706600158444771882009-06-25T15:41:00.701-04:002009-06-25T15:41:00.701-04:00But what happened to elmo after he fell and was in...But what happened to elmo after he fell and was in pain? It is not fair to tell us a story and not finish it. Now I won't get any sleep tonight.<br /><br />Did someone:<br /><br />A. Call an ambulance for elmo?<br />B. Take a 9mm and put the poor bastard out of his misery?<br />C. Did wild animals run up and eat his still breathing carcass? <br /><br />Come on...don't leave us hanging like that. Wrong, just wrong.Malicious Intenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477868628325387881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-3621642477254052322009-06-25T15:02:08.478-04:002009-06-25T15:02:08.478-04:00haha, that is hilarious.
I love when my kids do so...haha, that is hilarious.<br />I love when my kids do something fucking awesome and I can claim it as one of my traits. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.com