tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post6092220673076175804..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Twix or Tweets - Volume OneMoooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-51786174790108143232010-01-08T15:26:45.079-05:002010-01-08T15:26:45.079-05:00My apology my good sir. I didn't know about yo...My apology my good sir. I didn't know about your blog and your twitter presence until now. You had me at the etiquette question... I am now following your glorious ass on Twitter.The Absence of Alternativeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05395320989489560756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-56294677717989924062009-11-24T13:09:23.342-05:002009-11-24T13:09:23.342-05:00FINALLY we are now "friends" on Facebook...FINALLY we are now "friends" on Facebook and Twitter YAY!meleah rebeccahhttp://mommamiameaculpa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-66752272144198761622009-11-24T11:34:37.336-05:002009-11-24T11:34:37.336-05:00Is that what was stuck to my tire when I went to L...Is that what was stuck to my tire when I went to Logan Airport last time..sorry dude.Vodka Logichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13870805969416858519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-29173781370829337292009-11-24T07:15:57.965-05:002009-11-24T07:15:57.965-05:00Carissa: Not if you give them your leftovers first...Carissa: Not if you give them your leftovers first.<br /><br />Helpful tip.<br /><br />Shawna: Guys have to be 5'7" and shorter.<br /><br />5'7".<br /><br />I would kill to be 5'7" tall. I mean, I've done that for much less.<br /><br />Hold on. Cops are here.<br /><br />mepsipax: I find myself thinking more on Twitter. <br /><br />Which is weird, cuz I'm not used to that.<br /><br />Olly: But hockey has shootouts now in overtime! You should WANT it to go longer!<br /><br />Justjp: If you could tweet out a map with the actual locations, I'd appreciate it.<br /><br />Don: You know you love twitter. Admit it..you're a closet tweeter.<br /><br />It's okay...they won't kick you out of the military for it.<br /><br />Yet.<br /><br />MikeWJ: Oh..to be young and mildly retarded again.<br /><br />Good times..good times...<br /><br />Malach: So says the guy who posts other people's videos every day.<br /><br />And..um..dude. I'm TOTALLY LAZY.<br /><br />You should expect this shit by now.<br /><br />tattytiara: Henny Youngman? How old ARE you?<br /><br />Tami G: (see reply to Narm above)Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-13630982239461979312009-11-24T01:38:10.097-05:002009-11-24T01:38:10.097-05:00yeah - I'm totally going to follow you on Twit...yeah - I'm totally going to follow you on Twitter RIGHT NOW!<br />flippin hilarious.<br /><br />PS - did you find your balls?<br /><br />Tami GTami Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12809788052705735480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-23288329521056516592009-11-24T00:06:42.293-05:002009-11-24T00:06:42.293-05:00Hey, if Henny Youngman was alive today, he'd h...Hey, if Henny Youngman was alive today, he'd have Twitter and not a Blog, right?<br /><br />Not sure what the hell kind of endorsement that was supposed to be, but I stand by my theory regardless.tattytiarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18408220720084181008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-85587121969456702692009-11-23T21:54:56.136-05:002009-11-23T21:54:56.136-05:00Wow, that could possibly be the epitome of lazy. ...Wow, that could possibly be the epitome of lazy. That is like turning in the same paper to two different classes!Malach the Mercilesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16243258141258465269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-47491176803105500202009-11-23T20:11:15.414-05:002009-11-23T20:11:15.414-05:00What's Twitter? What's Tweets? Is this som...What's Twitter? What's Tweets? Is this something started by the folks over at Warner Bros. who draw Tweety Bird? I'm so confused......and lonely.....and afraid. Sorry you're short and have small balls, though. That's a lot to deal with. Life is hard enough.MikeWJ at Too Many Morningshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05357719098554598893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-64854869634551093052009-11-23T19:34:12.573-05:002009-11-23T19:34:12.573-05:00I need to step up my twwets a bit. All I talk abou...I need to step up my twwets a bit. All I talk about is shaving my balls and baggin hookers.justjphttp://justjp.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-21512445413670233072009-11-23T18:37:28.981-05:002009-11-23T18:37:28.981-05:00I haven't got on to Twitter yet. I can't e...I haven't got on to Twitter yet. I can't even keep up with my blog, lol. I, too, vote for which ever team will make it all end faster if my husband is watching hockey. I don't mind the odd game, but dragging out pro sports into overtime just makes me wanna scream.Ollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09956488313345711218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-69192430031316419432009-11-23T16:30:14.030-05:002009-11-23T16:30:14.030-05:00Twitter has made it possible for me to think less ...Twitter has made it possible for me to think less before I speak. <br />That's okay because it makes for some amusing conversations. Not unlike Lindsey Lohan.mepsipaxhttp://iamadick.squarespace.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-5123569202842632602009-11-23T16:27:50.523-05:002009-11-23T16:27:50.523-05:00I hope this don't sound racist. . .but how sho...I hope this don't sound racist. . .but how short do u gotta be to join NOSSA?? I'm fairly tall, but am just milling around on Twitter for lack of something better to do! Oh, wait, I could watch Oprah, but I hear she looks like crap these days!<br />LOL ;)smsrls24https://www.blogger.com/profile/05294153731615436939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30434394102655830802009-11-23T15:47:20.736-05:002009-11-23T15:47:20.736-05:00How was I not already following you? Well, now I d...How was I not already following you? Well, now I do!<br /><br />Just be cautious about the begonia thing... The homeless person will pee on you back.carissajadedhttp://www.carissajaded.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-74901922507564876982009-11-23T14:56:52.508-05:002009-11-23T14:56:52.508-05:00Kris: Um.
K.
Narm: No..those weren't my test...Kris: Um.<br /><br />K.<br /><br />Narm: No..those weren't my testicles. That was my dignity.<br /><br />My balls are in her purse.<br /><br />Lee: I have no idea what you were just discussing with yourself there.<br /><br />Becky: That's why they sell the new, improved Tweet-enema.<br /><br />* Patent Pending<br /><br />JenJen: Six O's.<br /><br />Leave the last O off for savings.<br /><br />Unfinished: I'm omnipotent.<br /><br />Or impotent. I forget which one. Might be both. Omnipotently Impotent.<br /><br />There. Better.<br /><br />Six O's.<br /><br />The more you know.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-60636523071040072582009-11-23T14:53:00.162-05:002009-11-23T14:53:00.162-05:00I just can't escape you, Twitter, Facebook, Hu...I just can't escape you, Twitter, Facebook, Humorbloggers dot com, Stumble. The thing I want to know is where AREN'T you, so I can go there to get away from you for just like a few minutes. :)<br /><br />JenJen is right, you know. I hate all the o's. I'm always thinking I am, and probably am, misspelling your name. ;)Unfinished Ramblerhttp://www.unfinishedrambler.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-76008959569756929782009-11-23T13:47:30.499-05:002009-11-23T13:47:30.499-05:00The problem with your twitter role is that there a...The problem with your twitter role is that there are too many damn ooooooos in your fucking name and...<br />*clears throat*<br />maybe it's just me?JenJenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13118893759726079685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-81870592853829672602009-11-23T12:52:28.990-05:002009-11-23T12:52:28.990-05:00I tweeted once...and blamed the dog.
I do have a ...I tweeted once...and blamed the dog.<br /><br />I do have a Twitter account but, meh, it leaves me feeling dry. Unfresh.The Absent Minded Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14367710044518218570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-37180064953341916892009-11-23T12:45:37.159-05:002009-11-23T12:45:37.159-05:00I don't twat, but I may have to return just kn...I don't twat, but I may have to return just knowing that you are. All the cool kids are doing it. At least that's what he told me, so I did it.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06008336128049089410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-86832182241513334072009-11-23T12:23:00.484-05:002009-11-23T12:23:00.484-05:00So did you find your testicles? Last I saw them y...So did you find your testicles? Last I saw them your wife had them hanging from her rear view mirror.Narmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14295289919932393072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-52565185591428001132009-11-23T11:44:06.288-05:002009-11-23T11:44:06.288-05:00I quit Twitter a month ago and feel so free!!!!!!!...I quit Twitter a month ago and feel so free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Krishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05582250937977709790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-7141262301862896092009-11-23T11:40:27.007-05:002009-11-23T11:40:27.007-05:00adrienz: But let's wait until your husband'...adrienz: But let's wait until your husband's asleep.<br /><br />I'm a loud Tweeter.<br /><br />Lilu: Um..<br /><br />LOOK! AN AIRPLANE!<br /><br />* runs away<br /><br />Tee: How did you know I have meat hooks in my garage?<br /><br />Oh.<br /><br />Hang OUT.<br /><br />Nevermind.<br /><br />Alexa: You're kidding, right? 20 minutes for me is an express checkout.<br /><br />My feet usually end up falling asleep.<br /><br />Bikram: You clicked it and it felt good?<br /><br />Are you sure it was me? Sounds like someone else.Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30506250434167240282009-11-23T11:39:07.426-05:002009-11-23T11:39:07.426-05:00Oh yeah. I couldn't resist....I clicked it......Oh yeah. I couldn't resist....I clicked it...and it felt good!<br />Looking forward to "listening" to your "tweets"...bikramyogachickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04685444498620345130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-62166327153130315212009-11-23T11:26:09.985-05:002009-11-23T11:26:09.985-05:00LOL!! You are a riot. Can you move next door to m...LOL!! You are a riot. Can you move next door to me so I can hang at your house daily?Diva's Thoughtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16177643214210147206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-6731248002036818792009-11-23T11:25:08.878-05:002009-11-23T11:25:08.878-05:00Did you just call me fat?Did you just call me fat?rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-39240957542263340642009-11-23T11:20:56.884-05:002009-11-23T11:20:56.884-05:00Moog I love your tweets.
I also love how tweets s...Moog I love your tweets.<br /><br />I also love how tweets sound dirty.<br /><br />Let's tweet together!adrienzgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00189335015566616247noreply@blogger.com