tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post6160064253441114694..comments2023-10-23T15:29:42.728-04:00Comments on Mental Poo: Dear Moog: Will Meteorites Make Me Have Sex?Moooooog35http://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-58052251972604451212008-05-05T07:13:00.000-04:002008-05-05T07:13:00.000-04:00*overwhelmed by all of the intensely Pooptastic ch...*overwhelmed by all of the intensely Pooptastic chit-chat*itsjenniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07045356743941662311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-65094593316662340662008-05-04T22:46:00.000-04:002008-05-04T22:46:00.000-04:00↑↑ O_o↑↑ O_oBuzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-41336824980506393942008-05-03T08:43:00.000-04:002008-05-03T08:43:00.000-04:00I don't mind the way Tawny looks in the second sna...I don't mind the way Tawny looks in the second snap, at all. Long, healthy, straight hair. How does she manage to keep it so healthy?<BR/><BR/>Middle aged men who have a problem with how women look when they are past their prime, should be brave enough to post their own photo, where their faces are clearly visible and allow the state of their physique to be open to criticism. Those who don't do so are cowards. Not a very manly trait. *shrugs* <BR/>Atleast Tawny doesn't care if anyone is making fun of her.<BR/><BR/>Middle aged men look tired despite the fact that they didn't develop stretch marks from pregnancy, never suffered morning sickness and post-natal depression and didn't have to endure menorrhoea and the hormonal fluctuations associated with menopause. <BR/>What was that saying about stones and glass houses?<BR/><BR/>This type of men, also have the childish habit of imagining insult, when it wasn't intended.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-8002480580271448182008-05-02T22:37:00.000-04:002008-05-02T22:37:00.000-04:00No but seriously, what kind of moisturizer do you ...No but seriously, what kind of moisturizer do you use?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13109096232554591570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-566056044120685872008-05-02T22:16:00.000-04:002008-05-02T22:16:00.000-04:00I don't understand what meteorites have to do with...I don't understand what meteorites have to do with sex, don't they just hang from the tops of caves?<BR/><BR/>Gotta go shave my balls and try and talk my chick into going to some cave to look at meteorites.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14046249802086253970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-15615893938081773962008-05-02T19:16:00.000-04:002008-05-02T19:16:00.000-04:00Dear Moog, I once had a rather tricky sexual situa...Dear Moog, I once had a rather tricky sexual situation. At the time, I knew not what to do about it and the internet had yet to exist so there were no wise souls like you to ask about it. I'll set the scene. It's ye olden days. My bf (now husband) and I were having some of that sex we'd been hearing so much about. The lights were all off, so it was all sensations, no vision for us. We finish. I get up and go to the little sexstresses room and find *EGAD* my Aunt Flow had decided to visit right in the middle of our fun. I'm a mess. I'm sure he's a mess. I wonder what to say. Then as I'm washing my hands, I look in the mirror and see the perfect imprint of his penis in my blood on my cheek, as if Keith Herring himself had painted it there. I start laughing uncontrollably, flip on all of the lights, and say "would ya look at this?"<BR/><BR/>Was this the correct response? If not, what is the correct response? The bathroom, btw, does not have a window for scurrying away in naked shame.Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-83978751930317939682008-05-02T15:19:00.000-04:002008-05-02T15:19:00.000-04:00Will has issues.Obviously dinoasaurs can't exist o...Will has issues.<BR/><BR/>Obviously dinoasaurs can't exist on an island.<BR/><BR/>Stupid.Rahulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10921631514980980229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-16570392444899141822008-05-02T13:35:00.000-04:002008-05-02T13:35:00.000-04:00Love the ball shaving idea but that's only because...Love the ball shaving idea but that's only because I hate getting hair stuck in my teeth...Blonde Goddesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00370948763429856920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30578386030625481452008-05-02T13:04:00.000-04:002008-05-02T13:04:00.000-04:00Tequila: It would have to be David Beckham...and o...Tequila: It would have to be David Beckham...and only because there's a possibility Posh Spice would watch and want to join in. If she's not home, all bets are off since I don't actually consider soccer a sport...and more like "something to do when I'm tired of watching lint gather on my carpet."<BR/><BR/>Catscratch: You're on deck...got it all written up and everything!!!Moooooog35https://www.blogger.com/profile/13283153659252782869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-10078327988497703112008-05-02T12:47:00.000-04:002008-05-02T12:47:00.000-04:00I fell for that old metorite line....I'm still won...I fell for that old metorite line....<BR/><BR/>I'm still wondering what your take on my last question is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-53205938983535537002008-05-02T12:13:00.000-04:002008-05-02T12:13:00.000-04:00dear moog, if you had to be violated by any type o...dear moog, <BR/>if you had to be violated by any type of sports player, which would it be and why? your sports options are baseball, basketball, football, soccer, or hockey.Tequila Mockingbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10898464891080149448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-30269053456936265602008-05-02T11:25:00.000-04:002008-05-02T11:25:00.000-04:00I can't think of meteorites without thinking of Jo...I can't think of meteorites without thinking of Joe Dirt. I love Joe Dirt.<BR/><BR/>LMAO at "I shaved my balls for this?"Buzzardbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02755522048417416544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27527727.post-71897625471936672852008-05-02T08:50:00.000-04:002008-05-02T08:50:00.000-04:00I've been using meteorites for years. I only quit ...I've been using meteorites for years. I only quit when date rape drugs became available.Hungry Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13465905817770134952noreply@blogger.com