Comments on Mental Poo: Sneaky...Like Ninja Dog Crap

When my yard dudes come and mows the crap dissapea...

2010-02-05T07:45:09.450-05:00

When my yard dudes come and mows the crap dissapears!!!!mystery

HAHAHAHAHA laughing a littlebit . nice blog

2009-10-06T07:02:03.967-04:00

HAHAHAHAHA laughing a littlebit . nice blog

Kellie: You should see when it breaks out the prop...

2009-10-05T07:38:20.134-04:00

Kellie: You should see when it breaks out the props.

Buzzrd: moo poo? Sounds like Chinese food.

Courtni: He does that to us all.

Does that to us all.

CARROT TOP GIVES ME NIGHTMARES.

2009-10-05T02:21:31.477-04:00

CARROT TOP GIVES ME NIGHTMARES.

I am blogging a moo poo story just in your honor a...

2009-10-05T01:28:36.388-04:00

I am blogging a moo poo story just in your honor as I type. It'll be up Monday morning. Hope you enjoy.

Your dog's shit looks like Carrottop? That is hor...

2009-10-04T15:42:41.737-04:00

Your dog's shit looks like Carrottop? That is horrifying. I would never go into your backyard.

Becky: What place has no trees? You live in the o...

2009-10-04T11:24:04.341-04:00

Becky: What place has no trees? You live in the ocean? Are you a mermaid?

Awesome.

Meleah: Don't make that mistake ever again.

Speaking: Great suggestion...nothing like having a nice gooey lawn come spring.

Buzzrd: Walking the dog would constitute exercise and I shall have no part in such a thing.

Greeneyezz: I would take the hairball over previously eaten dog food any day.

Jill: That's because the average time for success is 21 minutes.

Give it another shot.

nonamedufus: Dude..that was a looong trip for the cymbal crash.

Speaking: Thank you for the award.

However, unless it's accompanied by cash I'm usually a prick about it.

* cough

I'm not sure about the poop picture comment...you want me to make it for you? Or craft my own feces?

Please explain before I do something I'll regret and have a hard time cleaning up.

Wye: Of his OWN poop...or the dog's? Because his own would have been funnier.

Maxie: The day my dog does that is the day I sew her butt shut.

Jen: I can imagine that conversation with your husband.

"We should start a family."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah..I'm tired of picking up the dog shit in the yard."

Beautiful.

One of the reasons I had children. They get to rak...

2009-10-04T01:10:28.875-04:00

One of the reasons I had children. They get to rake the leaves and step in the shit.

Oh my god. this is amazing. But you know what's wo...

2009-10-03T20:32:44.319-04:00

Oh my god. this is amazing. But you know what's worse than the Camouflageus Defecatious? When your dog is an asshole and once it gets cold he refuses to poop outside so sometimes you wake up and get out of bed in YOUR OWN HOUSE and step in shit. NOT COOL.

When I was a kid the neighbors across the street c...

2009-10-03T20:14:54.980-04:00

When I was a kid the neighbors across the street came over to our yard every day so their big a-- dogs could use the bathroom. Like we grew the stinking grass so their dogs could have a crap park. Like they didn't notice we liked to play touch football in OUR yard, and had to dodge the damn poop. And none of it was as artful as yours I might add. So, one day my brother put a dried up piece in small brown bags on every one of their 14 steps leading up to their house. They had to have known, but nothing was ever said about it.

i want to use the i love u poop on my blog and i w...

2009-10-03T18:39:31.474-04:00

i want to use the i love u poop on my blog and i want it to say

are you stalking me

can you help a sister out

got an award for you, if you do that sort of thing...

2009-10-03T18:38:38.963-04:00

got an award for you, if you do that sort of thing and if you're smart, you won't b/c MY GOD is it a lot of work but anyhow there ya go

This got me thinking of the poor people in India. ...

2009-10-03T18:21:48.786-04:00

This got me thinking of the poor people in India. Many of them have elephants for pets. They can find the poo and you'd have to have a lot of trees in order to have enough leaves to hide it. Rich Inidan families have 2 or more elephants and that's why they're referred to as Grand Poo-bahs.

Dude, I just spent like 20 minutes looking for a p...

2009-10-03T15:51:43.936-04:00

Dude, I just spent like 20 minutes looking for a piece of shit in that first picture. I couldn't find it. I feel like kind of a failure.

And your Latin is Brilliant! ;)

2009-10-02T23:55:40.264-04:00

And your Latin is Brilliant!

;)

That is almost as bad as being indoors with a lo...

2009-10-02T23:55:01.809-04:00

That is *almost* as bad as being indoors with a long haired cat who, unbeknownst to me, the barefoot owner, that he has left a large squishy wet and still bodily-warmed HairBall that was just chucked up a few minutes prior to my toes landed in it. (It's almost like quick sand.

Body Temperature warm Quick sand.

Blech!!

~ZZ

The latin name is hilarious! Bravo! We have two ...

2009-10-02T23:51:11.049-04:00

The latin name is hilarious! Bravo!

We have two German Shepherds. One of them loves to eat his own poop, so no poop can be in the yard for any amount of time or he will make a beeline to it and chow down. In the winter, when he's chowing down on a forgotten frozen turd, we call them poopsicles.

The answer is to walk the dog beside the road, then knock the shit into the road so cars carry it away for you. 'S been working for Curmy since back when he lived in Massachusetts.

yet another masterpiece. how do you do it? here's ...

2009-10-02T19:58:08.132-04:00

yet another masterpiece. how do you do it? here's a suggestion - never pick up the dog poop EVER and when it gets hard, the dog will just eat it, problem solved. they have bad breath anyhow, right?

Oh My God. I have REALLY missed reading your blog....

2009-10-02T14:48:20.642-04:00

Oh My God. I have REALLY missed reading your blog. I am laughing soooooooooooo had right now.

"Camouflageus Defecatious"

Fucking. Hysterical.

Color me idiot, I'd love to come see the leaves! ...

2009-10-02T14:04:40.695-04:00

Color me idiot, I'd love to come see the leaves!

Sniff...where I live there are no trees...

Mike: I have a similar talent. Perhaps I've said ...

2009-10-02T13:03:29.331-04:00

Mike: I have a similar talent.

Perhaps I've said too much.

Kirsten: I'd rather step in dog shit than be burned alive in a raging forest fire and then doused out when my state slips into the ocean because of a giant fucking earthquake.

But that's just me.

Carissa: Tell him he shouldn't be mad...I MADE that picture at work.

My boss is sadder than yours.

WHAHAH!!!! Hilarious!Except for the fact that I ac...

2009-10-02T12:52:53.665-04:00

WHAHAH!!!! Hilarious!Except for the fact that I accidentally left the poo picture up when I went to the restroom and my boss asked what I was looking at on work time.

*the only good thing about stepping in poo camouflaged with leaves, is at least you have something to wipe the poo off with.

That's what people get who badmouth living in Cali...

2009-10-02T11:48:55.617-04:00

That's what people get who badmouth living in California because you want to "experience the seasons". Have fun experiencing those seasons. Meanwhile my shoes are clean!
Btw, thanks for participating in my contest!!

You need to train your dog to projectile poop into...

2009-10-02T08:25:16.254-04:00

You need to train your dog to projectile poop into the neighbors yard like I did.

She can hit the pool three houses down in 2 poops or less.

Franks red hot on her kibble helps.

kylsp: plethora? do you even know what a plethora ...

2009-10-02T07:41:04.388-04:00

kylsp: plethora? do you even know what a plethora is? I'd hate for you to tell me that I have a plethora..and you don't even know what plethora means.

(Three Amigos..best. scene. ever.)

Gauche: Like I want people near my house. How will I continue "creepy old neighbor" mode then?

THINK!

Hope: Their dogs are bigger. Payback is a bitch.

Christina: I pick it up and then chuck it over the fence into the river.

Might not want to have a glass of water at my house.

Joel: snow doesn't dissolve poo?

Well..there goes my idea for conserving water this winter.

Don: if we didn't go barefoot now, our barefooting season in New England is roughly 4 days long.

Mike: GENIUS!! Where's Pooldo?

Ed: I'd rather scrape shit out from my toes than in between the little ridges on the bottoms of my sneakers.

Worst. Snack. Ever.

Bird shit: wouldn't have this issue if you had a dog.

Narm: HA! Wedgie! Wedgie!

Chris: You sound compassionate.

Leeuna: Poop not funny? Who ARE you?

Peach: Thanks for sharing the lovely poop in pants tidbit.

Ugh..tidbit. There's a visual I didn't need this morning.

DK: The day Clay does roids, cheats on his wife, bangs Madonna and swats away a baseball like a little bitch, I'll see your point.

And good luck with Detroi...oh. Nevermind.

Zen: I don't eat Chinese food enough. That fortune cookie would have come in handy.

JenJen: Typical Tuesday for me.

CatLady: It's like 'Saving Private Ryan' but with shit instead of Nazis.

Anonymous: where's the challenge in THAT?!

Malach: ..and get eaten by coyotes and need to be replaced. Good plan there.

Harnett: That makes two of us!

OB: Poop Feet would be a great name for a rock band.

Well..not great.

Comments on Mental Poo: Sneaky...Like Ninja Dog Crap

When my yard dudes come and mows the crap dissapea...

HAHAHAHAHA laughing a littlebit . nice blog

Kellie: You should see when it breaks out the prop...

CARROT TOP GIVES ME NIGHTMARES.

I am blogging a moo poo story just in your honor a...

Your dog's shit looks like Carrottop? That is hor...

Becky: What place has no trees? You live in the o...

One of the reasons I had children. They get to rak...

Oh my god. this is amazing. But you know what's wo...

When I was a kid the neighbors across the street c...

i want to use the i love u poop on my blog and i w...

got an award for you, if you do that sort of thing...

This got me thinking of the poor people in India. ...

Dude, I just spent like 20 minutes looking for a p...

And your Latin is Brilliant! ;)

That is *almost* as bad as being indoors with a lo...

The latin name is hilarious! Bravo! We have two ...

yet another masterpiece. how do you do it? here's ...

Oh My God. I have REALLY missed reading your blog....

Color me idiot, I'd love to come see the leaves! ...

Mike: I have a similar talent. Perhaps I've said ...

WHAHAH!!!! Hilarious!Except for the fact that I ac...

That's what people get who badmouth living in Cali...

You need to train your dog to projectile poop into...

kylsp: plethora? do you even know what a plethora ...

That is almost as bad as being indoors with a lo...